OXY

sumn funky... or 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

40% chance of female
40% chance of male
10% chance of sumn funky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JkrxF7Hf_Q

Update to the sacred texts dropping soon....

The sacred text in question: https://www.vlr.gg/330681/mommys-ranked-updated-april-2024

I GOT MK LIBERTY COMBAT KNIFE
THE KNIFE I WANTED
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT MARKET EVER

LMAOAOAO

Alecks is a great coach
he knows what is he doing and I trust him to do well with this team in 2025
(but damn they should not have let go of monyet mannn 😭, js have him as 6th man or smthg)

Wasnt engh part of TSM...
and they achieved nothing pre much

trapped??
atleast hes on a team lmao !
all kc need is some better calling and some decent comps and they are set to make it to the top !!
idk how people forget that they literally won kickoff, you can't discredit that in any way

I would NEVER
I love cum 🤗

what spending your life savings on sen society does to a mf

"If Leo was here it would be over!!"

whos thumbnail god

🤤

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOODLUCKK
hopefully you did well !

is valyn your goat perhaps ?

um

You didn''t hear?
leo was having some health issues... and he um...
well...
they made a Leo banner in game for him for a reason...
RIP...

does the flag have something to do with it

nah lowkey im playing so muhc better
i had a G305 before and this g pro and the response rate is crazy good
its like my ping is better im clicking heads faster

Ts worth it or nah ?
i alreayd bought it but
did it make any of you fellas improve

It always gets better
no matter what

stay safe <3

Thats Great to hear flanador !!
it makes me happy seeing you happy

Everyone rate out of 10 how happy you are rn in this current moment
ill go first !!

I'm at a solid 4/10 gladness as im quite stressed with upcoming tests😊🤗

How bout you folks !!

Delusion, illusion, hallucination, mirage mean something that is believed to be true or real but that is actually false or unreal. delusion implies an inability to distinguish between what is real and what only seems to be real, often as the result of a disordered state of mind.

the one that started it all 😔😔

wait how has no one else thought of this yet
Ts is gold lmfao

:33
!!
<333

Simp4som
cause ill never be him 😔

What team is that ?

wait your so right

I love prx
but holy frick these guys have no charisma except like d4v4i and mindfreak

OXY
D4V4I
JAWGEMO
STAX
TEXTURE

These are all the teams that ME believes have rizz

EDG (self explanatory, chichoo has max rizz ngl)
SEN (Zellsis lowkey pushes it a bit too much into harrasment sometimes)
LEV (mazino got that allegatory scary rizz, also I would sex aspas so fast with the chance (no homo+glaze))
BLD (idk they js seem like nice people + y0y)
LOUD (less burger rizz + pancada so fineee)
TLN (BROOO THESE GUYS DONT GET ENOUGH CREDITTT, crws is so good looking and so charismatic)
T1 (back when rossy was on the roster brooooo, xccurate and rossy and the other koreans so aesthetically pleasing to look at)
G2 (negative rizz except valyn he charismatic as frick bro)
C9 (these guys get shit on a lot but they actually have charismatic people and know how to crack jokes and shi)
NRG (they all entertaining and contain a lot of rizz, yuo can see it on their podcast)
KRU (they all got tatoots and shi, and also they got rizz from the interviews i seen)

Honourable Mention
Sinatraa (maxed out rizz)

the switch up is crazy 💀

thats insane
atleast here
the difference is shocking
with how vast it is q

RIP
its so sad he went out this way

wait this is so true lmaooo

what act was it tho

respectfully if you didnt peak radiant in the last 3 or 2 acts then it means nothing lmfao

diamond and low immo being grouped in the same category is a crime LMFAOOo
diamond is literally just all aim no brain, no teamwork, no game iq, comps literally dont mean jack shit

Low immo people are atleast trying to work together to win
everyone is good enough to be flexible and comps ACTUALLY MATTER
it is a complete throw not having a senti in low immo lobbies, whereas in diamond you can get away with it so easily

the skill diff is wayyy too apparent to be grouping them in the same category

git gud lol

buddy you have 1200 posts on a forum site about that same game your complaining about
clearly your not passionate about these complaints lmaoooooo

grow up, direct a movie, make millions, riot asks me to make them another valorant movie, I make the movie, make more millions, come back to vlr
and thank all the people that believed in me.

damn 💀💀

never been an issue for them
alecks has kept them consistently at the top for so long
thats a massive achievment in itself
theres no other apac coaches that have even come close except termi and solo
both of which only speak korean lmfao

SEXIST

you have no rizz
chubby
chubster

jinggg fan daughter (crazy glaze)
or
tenz fanboy son (ultimate glazer)