the amount of posts calling out aspas is generational

are people waking up?

his playstyle reminds people of “playing for stats”

he barely does any hard entrying

leo
trexx
chronicle
cloud
shao

Aspas has never ever been top 3 in stats in any international tournament btw

yes you can tell from his wife

has never been top 3 in any international tournament so far

zeek went from champs mvp to asylum patient

Jemkin is there to save pacific

gg go next

too many nepo babies in tier 1

hai veu el argh tueday i want open se debaut about tier two

How is Aspas consistent again? I remember him always either dropping 30 or going 0.5kd on loud

at least b00ster is igl

vlr user avg iq is like 70

dgzin can’t speak portuguese

he only speaks french

saucy

Yacine is LFT again

Nah

anotinomium clears or whatever his name js

Demon1

braindamage if you think hiro is better than leo

yes it has been confirmed already

have you seen his hairline? There's a reason he went bald...

yes this has been confirmed already

NRG had to release their private chef to be able to afford Derkes buyout

b0tsaken has a lot of haters but 0 skill

allat

cope

EDG is finished now…

he has already been confirmed to play for KOI (via @Dexerto)

wow you did research on Okobotro🗿

this guy is just guessing

maybe

idk if you’re blind or something but there’s hella posts on Demon1

can’t wait for KOI Demon1 to get announced

could you draw her pregnant and lactating?

https://www.vlr.gg/399472/locked-in-demon1s-future-team

Demon1 is already with KOI

check twitter theres hella posts on there

Insane dream team

Does this mean the deal with Demon1 was canceled

Meat Mongolians

Derke has reached a verbal agreement with The MongolZ and will be joining them for the upcoming SEA challengers league. They were willing to pick him up due to his finngolian heritage. (via @TanmayyMhatre)

Too many 16 year old brokkoli heads are playing valorant in mongolia. Let’s wait 2 more years until they are 18 and ready to compete.

I need some buuz right now

Wow sir

erm what now

Do cable flies then

Indeed it is not their eyes that are blind, but their heart.

because they are not demons just losers

LEV is too high unfortunately (didnt make 1st LAN and got grouped the second time around)

sure but crashies has a food allergy and FNS is balding

thats negative aura that not even marved and yay can off set