Washed 2 years ago, cant even win ranked games these days. Should focus on learning how to speak properly now, overrated mouth breather lmao

Sentinels are bottom tier shitters and will get exposed, Narrate will show that he successfully sneaked regular paychecks after getting lucky earlier this year, that 4 eyes guy will realize he belongs in tier 3 EMEA and that bundle vibe merchant will get benched mid season

NRG will be mid, s0m is overrated and washed, FNS will realize that he should've been on pension like a year ago, Mada and Verno will take turns to carry games just to cut the lead to 7 rounds before losing and Ethan will show that he doesn't care about the game

G2 will somehow make it out since the entire region is full of shitters

KRU will take over mid season, carrying the americuck region once again late season as usual

Levithan will only sell merch and realize that Diamond1 guy can't be relied upon for entries before giving their lord and savior nataNk, keys for running the duelist, they might somehow make it to an event only to get clapped before playoffs

EG will finally fire that horrible ass shitty tier 43153 caster Potty mid season, their roster is full of bricks that need to be carried which is why burger brainlets will call them their saviors after mid season

rest are irrelevant and will get 1v5'd by vo0kashu, Aspas is a baiter and will start stealing paychecks from now on

Your welcome americuck fans, I hope you can somehow get up from that smelly ass poor sofa one of these days 💯💯💯

Fnatic made NRG their bitches in Tokyo, thanks for reminding me you americuck burger brain piggy

NRG takes toronto sewers
G2 takes bangkok escorts
EG takes champs vandal up their ass

corrected it for you lmao

'How NRG recruited 2 tier 435535 shitters just to carry a 32889283 year old FNS, washed ass faker in s0m and a near retirement player in Ethan who couldn't care less about the game'

long ass title but its the funny thing its a real movie releasing at the end of 2025, sponsored by burger king

edit: the burger brain who's stalking my comments should focus on figuring out how you can get up from that smelly ass sofa that's carrying ur unwashed shitty americuck ass lmao

Still the same number of trophies as your burger brain trashcan americuck region, you fat piglet lmao

Neither are in contention to win anything next season so don't worry about the shitters lmao

From bottom? yeah

Best duelist players in your shitter garbanzo region lmao

Best T2 player in the world lmao, regional shitters are not 'best' lmao

Random kid from CIS playing in Japan is better than any of these Americuck bums lmao

Would get all the hoes if he flashes that many times, ngl.

Is better than any bronzil player don't worry

Wasn't Alfajer caught mid-game, changing diapers of cuck-NRG players after they literally shat themselves after getting bullied by him? I guess your burger pea sized brain wasn't able to capture that. Understandable, can't expect toddlers to remember everything lmao

peep the flag and let it be, he suffers from Trudeau virus

I only reserve that for your mom

Sentinels were irrelevant throughout 2022 and 2023, does that make them a shivty team? The fact that EMEA can go trophless in 2024 and still have some amount of trophies as Americuck just tells who has been playing catch up lmao

bruh I didn't know Sayonara was CIS. That's crazy

The fact that most of these guys entered the scene before ban tells you everything about CIS. Riot's retarded policies are killing this game. Too focused on making ponies and cat related shit

Nobodys waiting 6 mins just to type on their shit. Its called being logical not, 'snowflake'. Valorant channels have shvitty mods its common knowledge. Use ur 'working brain' for once lmao

Oh we have Mr cucknada acting wise and shit, my comment clearly meant that cNeD is too good for them.
Hope ur 'working brain' can process that,

Buddy the fact that despite Riots attempt of merging both South and North America and calling it Americas and then on the other hand banning CIS, aka the world best talents from competing especially when the CIS scene had finally started seeing Valorant as a relevant esport and still both regions are tied for trophies just tell you everything.

Americucks are wasting their golden years coz once CIS comebacks, making out of group stages will become difficult for you clowns lmao

You'll beg the best org in ur shvitty region to finally assemble someone like the Optic squad only to see them get 3-0 in the finals lmao

'every single players is amongst the best in the world at his role' lmao

That team is full of mid tier players, what 'world' list are you talking about? Their entire problem was that they were decent enough players but none of them were exceptional at their jobs.

Also purpo owns them

If they have a working brain then they should beg cNeD to join them. Payout and everything else is irrelevant anyways

Always the pea brained NRG flairs taking lmao

None of your shitty NA imports will outperform Natank so don't you worry, burger brain.

Phoenix got buffed, nothing else matters

Hell yeah Blyat

Both NaVi and Apeks have made mid moves. Loud guys and Fluyh might do well but those other 2 are given way bigger responsibilities that they are capable of.

The fact that is fatherless retard still lurks on this website just tells me everything about this website lmao

This clown got bitched by Chronicle after acting like his usual cuck self, can't think of any other americuck fan who has a bigger humiliation fetish. Holy

Those guys on Apeks have actually worked their way to Tier1 unlike midlorescent. Guys like AvovA have actually been a part of the scene before you toddlers even got to know about this game.

That flor bot will get farmed lmao

He is cold but his comeback is fueled by Tiktok

Went to Bahamas for vacation, saw my flushed shvit from 2 weeks ago floating there, was able to recognize it instantly since it was referring itself as Smartest_fan.

Tells you everything about the way how RIOT handles this shvitty scene lmao

Petra is the truth

Fnatic slapped that 'best team of all time' by clean sweeping them at the finals. Calm down dickhead

Buddy Niko would slap the fuck outta every Val pro lmao, more than half of Val players in the past 4 years have been CS tier 2-3 rejects.

CS is much closer to Val than OW or LoL

Lmao typical NA retard showing his dogshit bias. 2021 champs moved mountains. Had stacked teams and multiple crazy controversies. Only NA hypes that fluke EG victory against Pooper Rex. 2022 was ruined by stale ass Chamber meta and war. 2024 is decent

Edit: My bad, I forgot most of yall were getting ur diapers changed when 2021 champs happened. I am glad watching 2023 EG showed you that you can be shit and still fluke your way to trophies and victories.

TH is way better

2023 EG was a fluke lmao, beating Pooper Rex in the finals is not an achievment.

Coz Champions doesn't feel much different from Masters. Riot is simply incapable of building extra hype for the event.

Cry was indeed free when DRChoke got embarrassed by Heretics in front of their fans and family lmaooo

Clown ass DRChoke fan linking the game where Derke went +20 lmaoo

Better than CUCKanada lmaoo

Sentiluls and gay hentai watcher Tenz didn't win the event: Automatic mickey mouse trophy
--least biased Sentilul dickrider

Don't even have to open the thread to know that its posted by a salty retarded NA clown lmao

Mfs hype their garbage ass all aim no brain region all year just to get embarrassed everytime

Calm down burger brain, I understand Heretics sending ur only team back home has made you shit ur pants but ain't nobody here changing ur diapers

Nah let them compete rn coz once CIS returns, these bums will get grouped in every event lmaoo

Last year's Fnatic 13-0 Sentiluls on both maps.

Babysasuke never had a father figure, that's his reason

Anyone who considers Aspas as GOAT only watches that dogwater Americas region. Chronicle is the real goat, he has the most trophies, can flex to any given role, plays support characters and still frags like crazy. Also Aspas was irrelevant went Chronicle lifted his first trophy, just speaks volumes about his longevity. Bro was also like 2 rounds away from lifting the very first Champs trophy.

TH would've beaten Sentiluls on any given day. That dogwater NA team was getting lucky

Bold of your negative iq self to assume that they supported Sentiluls before TH, EDG, LEV lmaoo, nobody considered them as favourites