Imagine hyping a trash can that got diffed by alvinboy lmao

https://imgur.com/a/vDMPYl7

No m0NESY to carry them in Val blud, don't get your hopes up

This ain't champs buddy

Euros 2016? Nations League??

Faroe Islands never had a martial rule btw, shitter

Hence proved that NRG is a tier 4 team, got it big mac 👍

At McDonald’s under the golden arch,
Two employees began their lazy march.
FNS and Zellsis, the notorious pair,
Left the grill unattended—chaos everywhere.

The burgers sat, not a single flip,
While FNS planned his next snack trip.
Zellsis leaned back with a sly little grin,
"Who needs work when the fries can spin?"

The customers grumbled, the line grew long,
While FNS hummed his favorite song.
Zellsis joked, "Let’s just take a break,
This burger-flipping gig’s a piece of cake."

But the manager came with a furious stare,
"Get back to work! You’re causing despair!"
FNS and Zellsis jumped to their feet,
Dodging the wrath with a hasty retreat.

Now back on the grill, they learned their fate,
No slacking allowed when orders await.
The moral is clear, it’s not just a job—
At McDonald’s, teamwork handles the mob!

🇺🇸🦅

Why do they have cameras on two McDonald's employees??? They already caught them stealing paychecks or what??

One Big Mac sandwich, medium fries, and a coke please

Obviously talentless region has no academy team

They will be flipping burgers soon, most profitable business in Americvck region

Imagine comparing Leo to a hobo lmao

No Americvck team is winning champ fvtty, calm down now lmao

Diamond1 is still playing, he is on his last legs though. Just like your burger brain region lmaoo

Do I see a Yoru enjoyer here?

top 2 duelist itw played 0 international Lans last year lmaoo

certified burger brain moment

Bonecold

Entire NA scene is a circle jerk of shitty unfunny people who like to suck each other off irrespective of circumstances.

Legit seen these guys defending scums who were blatantly doing malpractices and were caught red handed, and when someone with less reach and influence tried to bring it up, the circlejerk will pull up with their garbage social media reach to suppress the matter.

Its such a lame thing to do coz literally everyone is aware that no matter how much you try to suppress the truth, in the end it'll come back to the surface. The real talent of the region has already moved on from this shitty game, your fav streamer saying 'this game is dead' repeatedly is not a coincidence, they are referring to the actual talent that had passion for the game.

Obviously this fatherless retard is a Shanks fan lmao

Bunch of 2006-2008 borns who like to act edgy for no reason, matches your character pretty well too

Lev 3rd only if nataNk plays Pheonix, but given how Diamond1's signing affects the roster and its compositions, it will not be wrong to say that he will most likely end up playing some passive BS role and the entirety of Americuck obesity demon population will jump him for small mistakes.

Since Mortadelo is informative and overall a nice guy, let me emphasize what he is trying to say here more clearly, Florescent bot was signed not coz of the performance in trials but also coz it's overall a PR move that brings a lot of attention to an organization that is well aware of their position among the teams for the 2025 season.

I added some of my flair to the comment coz I just can't be bothered to show any ounce of respect to Riot's shvitty policies

Changes the game

Yup, to Roblox since Apeks are getting relegated anyways lmao

Gambit D3ffo clears every pooper rex duelist, except maybe Forsaken on Yoru

Given how much Riot and its employed bvms are hyping this signing, I think its not wrong to say that this was a well-planned PR move. I think that the 'did well in trials' thing is false as well, Riot is just a shill who wants to make easy money by putting forward the faces that can bring clout effortlessly. Absolutely shitcan management and policies lmaoo

Literally went OT on both maps against G2 while openly cheating, unless and until they sign another 'GC Talent' like midlorescent, they are getting grouped lmaooo

Respect the guys who'll carry midlorescent

Blud doesn't know about Click and kAdavra lmao

Robbie and Minny are pretty good too, overall if they click faster than other teams, they can easily dent all the way to internationals and beyond.

Alfajer made his flair and his shitty region look like baby bitches, that's why he's always on his dick

The best username of all time

edit: I don't have spare burgers for the americuck retard who keeps downvoting my comments lmao, seek help obesity demon

Yup, Cuckzerra should igl, I have heard he used to call his entries before dashing in into a wall, already a better IGL than FNS.

I have heard that bum Trudeau is taxing you guys on maple syrup to fund his annual Bangkok pegging tour, is it true or is it true?

Is this about Diamond1? Or Potty aka that overhyped shitcan coach of Evil Retards?

Thanks for making the same thread for the 5857749 time canadian

100 piglets is a shitcan org ran by some shitty overhyped onlyfans creators who can only sell overpriced merch, not surprised they haven't taken one good decision till date lmao

They were never above d tier in the first place, only G2 is above that benchmark out of all the North Americuck teams. And even then they are C tier at best.

Fnatic literally let Derke go, this mf is talking about some Red Bull bullshit lmao

flor to succeed

Succeed as what? Medium bot for new EMEA talent? Guys like Xeus will one top that trash back to whatever shitcan city it belongs to lmao

This Rossy guy was overhyped as usual like 100% of Americuck players but atleast he was decent, can't believe that fraud pakistani bum is getting employed again lmao

Has this retard ever given a good take yet?

Buddy Rankers winning literally solidifies that your americuck region is 'all aim no brain' coz these guys don;t have a coach/analyst and they don't scrim. Mogsterr literally said that they won countless rounds just coz Babyj had the reads from the scrims that he had against these teams previously. You can hype aim all you want, at the end of the day, gamesense matters. Americuck has none of that left lmaoo

Diamond1 and Yay can't even farm in these tourneys lmao, washeddddddddddddd

Kinda funny how americuck fans hype young unpolished talent just coz they can aim, nightz only aims for the head buddy, high headshot percentage means that he doesn't even try to get smoke kills, that literally is the bread and butter of modern valorant. This is what happens to the scene when actual good regions keep recycling the talent and the shitty esports corpos ban the best region from competing, you get the shitty all aim no brain region feeling themselves up for no reason lmao

Wrote all that bs for nothing, its Yoru

They are indirectly helping the new talent get comfortable by signing a Valorant Range Bot, now they can practice in officials. I just hope this shitcan comes with strafe, can't expect much from tier 3434343 americuck player anyways lmaoooo

first bot for sure

stfu canadian

Considering the type people that bot carries around, I am not surprised, they can only type 'skull emoji' in discord lmaooo

Click will 1v5 that tier 54355543 Shoplifter Rebllion roster and shit on them, then he'll ask that bot florescent whether it tastes good or not, overhyped garbage from americuck region who only got signed coz apeks want to engagement farm. Imagine taking this shitcan over cNed lmaooooo

stfu Canadian

15-16, both Cane and him. And no he can't, franchising is a different gravy blud, he himself will admit that he's nowhere near that level.

Any OG pro Val watcher can tell that he aims for the head irrespective of damage previously dealt to the enemy, modern Valorant literally works the opposite way.

Buddy Moggsterr clears Jamal

Clout, that moggsterr gives to these peasants

And YET they still lose, #WANKERS WIN

MOGGSTERR OWNS YOUR FAV TEAM