BEHEMOTH
Flag: International
Registered: April 1, 2022
Last post: October 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Posts: 1230
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Overrated based on what lmfao??

You keep outing yourself as a retarded 14 year old blud with these horrible takes, its literally evident at this point that you started watching this game 6 months ago and I am being generous.

Nats barely has off games, any real Titan of this game barely has bad games.

posted 1 month ago

I remembered that Zeek farmed Bronzil, W Zeek

posted 1 month ago

Obviously your dumbass is playing their achievements down as usual lmfao, stop oinking piggy, how many times I have told you that?

posted 1 month ago

1.65 rating and he hasn't even faced any unmotivated Chinese teams yet, that's crazy

Some bums will hit clips at officials just to impress 14-year-olds and then get eliminated by any serious contender lmfao

posted 1 month ago

W thread bro, these 14 year old pooper rex hormonal fangirls who thrist over nerd ass valorant players won't like it lmfao

Like damn, your grades are falling, focus on that instead of kpoopifying everything haha

Kpoop has legit done horrible things to the world, wonder when will they ban it

posted 1 month ago

Which one of the dogshit teams do you guys thing are going through to disappoint in the playoffs?

posted 1 month ago

You must be the biggest clanker on this website, mf brings insta bad luck to anything his dumbass touches lmfao

10/10 times BLG would've won if you didn't put that shit on lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Aspas is dropping 50 kills each map; he's bigger than the entire Pacific + China combined.

MIBR 26-0.

#FilhaDaPuta

posted 1 month ago

See? You know ball, almost everyone who has been here since the beginning and witnessed every international knows this Champs trophy has 'EMEA' written all over it. Its too easy to tell.

China isn't going back to back
Americas, lol
Pacific, who even has a chance from Pacific? Maybe DRX, I'll give them 90% chances of being the only capable Pacific team to win champs since Riot can flip out anytime for their Korean overlords and maybe 10% chance to Pooper Rex, shitcans who got farmed for years finally go back to back? Its still a possibility.

Lets say EMEA doesn't win this one, I am literally ASSURED that they'll win out all 3 next year, now its upto this shithole to decide which one do they chose to make peace with

Lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Don't let your Korean-dominated-tinpot-region winning their first games delude you into thinking that they'll send all 4 to playoffs lmfao

Only 2 are going, which 2 are those? I don't know and don't really care since they aren't winning the trophy either. No champs trophy after 5+ years gonna hit different lmfao

Mfs talking about 'Tal0n will 2-0 Liquid', Liquid will stay make out of the group and slap every Pacific team on their way to top 4 lmfao

posted 1 month ago

ASSpas and Bronzil 1 trophy in 5+ years lmfaoo and that too when EMEA was nerfed lmfao

I remember Gambit beating the shit of Team Vikings where that bald shitcan Sacy and Saadhak used to play lmfao, entire region used to get bitched everyday and still does till THIS date.

ASSpas also amazing at last event, whopping 0.57 rating while playing 2 matches, fraudulent bum can't play more than 3-4 agents lmfaooo

posted 1 month ago

This website has got some new mods, 3-4 years ago we had GIGACHADS moderating, who'll only ban if you were being very weird ( like that one TL Daiki post), these new mfs have chained me down to hell bruh, also I don't know what 'ragebaiting' means, if its another term for being a ball knower, then that's a normal thing for me

posted 1 month ago

That's only STEP 1, all the copers should know that T1 spanking is about to hit AGAIN, lmfaoo

'Prefect Valorant' lmfaoo

posted 1 month ago

Burger brained americuck fans start comparing non-existent bullshit like 'AURA' when their teams get that BELT lmfaooo

posted 1 month ago

These bums are about to get grouped lmfaoo

posted 1 month ago

So I had LRG and Sentibums making out of the groups for the Americuck region, and so far LRG have done that, but Sentibums have shat the bed early which means there might be another Americuck team making out of the groups instead of them. Now Gold2 is getting grouped 100%, so we are only left with Mibr( Made in Bronzil), which is another dogshit team with ASSpas at the helm and a whole army of stat-watching immature, biased Bronzilians fans behind them.

Hence the conclusion is that we might have to pick between the 2 evils:

  1. Sentibums beating GX in the rematch and making out( makes most sense, since they have been EMEA's bitches for a while now)

OR

  1. Mibr making out of the groups which will delude more people into stroking ASSpas's shit and helping inflate Bronzilian's ego ( fuck this possibility)

OR

  1. Christmas might come early for me if GX slams Pooper Rex and Sentibums eliminate them to make out regardless. If this happens, I wouldn't even need to watch the rest of the tournament lmao, Pooper Rex and Gold2 getting grouped will be generational
posted 1 month ago

Outing yourself as a casual is crazy blud, anyone who watched FPX pummel PRX will say otherwise

posted 1 month ago

Father of PRX

Nah, Pooper Rex has has had multiple fathers over the years and sure there is an argument for him as well but I think Suygetsu will always be the supreme father

posted 1 month ago

Why is a 100 shitcan retard talking about trophies? EMEA still has more trophies, you clown. Keep giving horrible takes, bum

posted 1 month ago

Honestly, it comes so naturally to them; both Ara and Grubinho played below their standards, but the ELITE Cloud made up for the difference. Tough match ahead, if GX stabilizes in that match, then we'll have to start having some honest conversations about them. Well done, GX

posted 1 month ago

Pooper Rex fans don't know that coz that tinpot organization is only good at getting fathered by Suygetsu in Valorant lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Russian = EMEA, burger brained geography from shite as usual

posted 1 month ago

Right

posted 1 month ago

So the so called biggest event of the year is gonna start so I have decided to enlighten the slow kids here with some BALL KNOWLEDGE

Easy prediction: EMEA wins champs ( already said it when Pooper Rex won Toronto https://www.vlr.gg/post/5078649/emea-fans-need-to-understand )

Moderate prediction: All 4 EMEA teams make playoffs( GX without practicing with Ara can be detrimental to them since Sentibums are making out of the group as well)

Hard prediction: EMEA takes up entire top 4( doing what EMEA was so close to doing back in 2021 can just initiate the return of the 'Greatest Region', we'll be there)

A lot of deluded clowns are gonna weep under this thread so let me simply put it out there, Heretics/Liquid are taking this trophy anyway, you can cry as much you want lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Yeah, they are horrible lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Yes, fahterless nobodies like you don't care about those trophies, obviously smelly pig 😂😂

posted 1 month ago

He won the trophies and got the paychecks while you roll in pile of shit like a fatherless smelly pig lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Happens when you invest too much time building fake persona for 14 year olds and then they trip out like they usually do lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Then who's dumbass banned me for a month??

edit: 100% pure cucklord energy on the replies under these lmfao,

posted 1 month ago

They are not going that far to get '3-0ed' blud, probably no AmericASS team does

posted 1 month ago

2023 is generous, they clowns only started watching after 2024, the recency bias is crazy, especially some of these clowns who were comparing him to Crashies recently, not knowing that Leo already ended that debate when he won with Fnatic in 2023 lmfao

Same clowns keep yapping about how 'Derke is good coz he has super team', 'Chronicle is good coz he has super team', 'Leo is good coz he has super team', 'Boaster is good coz he has super team'. So basically everyone is elite in the end, which contradicts everything these pea brained clowns say lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Its crazy how they let retards like these give countless dogshit opinions lmfao

Also Chronicle will never be on a team with '0 superstar', he is quite literally one of the, if not the most valuable player in VCT circuit and also the guy who 'stars' want to play with.

posted 1 month ago

https://x.com/WootVL/status/1965740743521341608

50% WOW, those are some standards, if I am not wrong his own teammate Riens developed his game after Leo

Also this tweet by Mini

https://x.com/minijake_/status/1965723899834077635

Only fucking rececy biased bums will question the greatness, real ones saw it at Guild itself

We'll wait for Leo like we are still doing for CIS, the comeback will be insane 🐐

posted 1 month ago

Letting go this roster means M8 want to compete like crazy next year

This m8 roster was very good btw

posted 1 month ago

The excessive Brazil meatriding gave it away for me, you guys are behind lmfao

posted 1 month ago

I can't lie, I fucking laughed lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Yo Congo, we not big on Izzy?

posted 1 month ago

That's a lot of fans for a team who's about to get shit-on by Heretics, T1 and ultimately get grouped lmfao

I'll give Sentibums and LRG better chances than them lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Lil bronzilian got mad coz 'Valorant Analyst' have stopped validating their shitcan washed players like Asspas and garbage orgs like LOUD (who took advantage of no CIS-EMEA) have won 1 game out of their last 12 lmfao??

Did you forget ASSpas had a whopping 0.57 rating at the last event? He actually happens to be top 10 worst performers ever in an international VCT event, and don't worry he's nowhere near the top 10 when it comes to being the best lmfao

Keep crying and coping

posted 1 month ago

Whoever is handling this flag thing, you are doing a good job, probably an older mod coz the newer ones are all powertripping smartasses lmfao

Yo mods, if you have any self-respect, you won't listen to any of these demands, these guys think they are running things here, time to put them back to their place lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Take out trash that doesn't wanna seriously compete and tries dumbshit like importing Americas players/coaches (except the IGLs/titans) or all Turkish roster, or drop promising players for no apparent reasons, bring back washed tier 2 pros like Mistic/Enzo etc

And by that time, CIS will hopefully be free from Riot's clown management and will be able to field rosters so + Spirit, VP, Gambit, forZe, Paravision, Betboom etc, and let half of them( the small orgs) compete in CIS league

If this happens then maybe this esport will become decent, coz its HORRIBLE now, we have clown Americas fans and deluded Bronzilians thinking their tinpot teams have any stake at GOAT debates lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Nice cope blud, they can learn at Cacun after ASSpas gives us the generational stinker, hopefully by then all deluded Bronzilians/Americuck fans will stop riding the 'Champs performer' narrative lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Log out and ask your folks right away if they intentionally/unintentionally dropped you as a kid coz what that guy said and what you are asking is literally correlated, you bonehead.

CIS was carrying EMEA and is still carrying EMEA, the difference is that other EU regions didn't have T1-ready talent, something which they do now, thanks to the VRL system EMEA used to have. That's why EMEA is doing well these days, even though CIS was buried 3 years ago.

posted 1 month ago

shadowvlr
Registered: March 21, 2023
Posts: 1251

BEHEMOTH
Registered: April 1, 2022
Posts: 1134

I have been on this website for the past 3.5 years and still have fewer posts than you. And I wasn't even singling you out( or other users like you). There are plenty of clowns on this website who are ALWAYS here, so I thought, why not make them do something good for once lmfao

Also, are you the Shadow from OG vlrgg days?

posted 1 month ago

Tell that to Asspas, mf can't even play all Duelists lmfao

posted 1 month ago

You won, I lost. No words honestly, maybe its my fault for hoping better for this shitcan region

M8 can pick up washed Enzo to ruin their VCT season just like Liquid did, hopefully EMEA wins Champs this year coz shit's looking grim next year honestly

posted 1 month ago

If I am not wrong he got named after Lionel(Leo) Messi, and I think its pretty cold and fitting since Messi is known for sonning the fuck outta Bronzil at their own home, in front of their own people, remember Copa America 2021 final??

Similarly, Leo put his BALLS on Bronzilian's head when Fnatic humiliated the fuck outta LOUD and ASSpas at their own home, in front of their own people.

Cold nickname indeed

posted 1 month ago

MENA is getting carried by Sickrey and Jesse, gotta wait for some real African talent to come up coz these middle eastern/north african bums are not worthy of vct spots lmfao

They'll get exposed 1000%

edit: Performing against MIDantory doesn't count either, they have washed Enzo and Keloqz on helm, somehow they keep getting lucky in France VCL

posted 1 month ago

NA simply doesn't have this atmosphere retard, that's what he's saying.

You are not bright, huh? Always giving shitty takes lmfao

posted 1 month ago

Go and show support to one of the real ones who made this game what it is now, he needs it too

https://www.twitch.tv/sick_cs

posted 1 month ago
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