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How do i talk to girls?

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#1
reduxx

open too criittisism

Would love opinions on this!

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Hewcho
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you dont

#4
reduxx
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you stan acend, dont speak to me kid

#20
NG1nS
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what's wrong with that?
choose ur words carefully or get cancelled by our 10 man gang

#39
Hidden_Name
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i dont know who you are but this statement made me fall for you

#44
Malki420
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Just be yourself & give girls compliment after every few lines & tell them how much you like or love them :)

#48
DELUSIONAL_SCOURGE_FAN
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Gun them down to show dominance

#51
vnvodich
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Acend 1 major, OXG 0 major

#68
Hewcho
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if u really wanna know how to talk to girls, the place is not here to ask my friend.

#87
trola
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what did guard achieve that more valuable than acend by any chance

#3
_wrld_
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Majority of us consider that impossible.

#5
Xaves
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Worst place for you to ask this

#11
M4G4L
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA indeed!

#34
harriman
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Just go back to kkkkkkkkkkkk

#82
kwe
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Kkkkkkk is indeed better

#6
schwarzenegger
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Well I'm a bit of an expert in this field, so here is my advise

#7
bradbreach
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"hi girl"

I think this will do the job

#8
BirdB0i
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https://mobile.twitter.com/domaVALORANT
Ask him

#9
M4G4L
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Just...don't talk! Ignore them! Treat them like trash! They will love you and never let you go. If you don't want her anymore, tell her you're in love with her. She'll dump you for another one in no time!

#35
Beldro
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hahahahahahhahahahahaahaaaaaagree!

#47
turkey
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getting downvotes but with gen z in america this is somewhat facts

#10
thanatos11
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why are you verified

#12
luckypleb
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Ask them if they like viper's ass too

#13
delusional_sentinels_fan1
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Firstly you need to know how to talk to humans in general

#17
M4G4L
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA start it by buying an ice cream!

#19
Femly
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wtf

#27
M4G4L
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Yeah, to train how to talk to a person! WTF where you thinking?

#14
DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
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talk to me ^_^

#15
AVE_TRUE_TO_CAESAR
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lmao you can start by winning tier 1 events. Nice 13-0 though

#16
JessGOAT
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Hi

#54
6vine
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Where’s your verified check mark?

#76
JessGOAT
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I realized the other day I had been using VLR with no account and had never engaged in conversation before lmao

#84
6vine
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Ah. You can DM the vlr mods on discord If you want the checkmark! :0

#85
JessGOAT
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Oooh thank you! I'll try their Twitter and if not their Discord! Thanks!

#75
jade_
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also hi

#18
BadlandsChugs
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tell them how high your reddit karma is, they'll gush

#21
R4BOCOP
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Ask how to talk a girl on vlr is like go to a veggan forum and ask which is their favourite hamburguer

You only will recieve wrong answers

#22
bigpeensheen
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"how do i talk to girls" on a forum about valorant
its literally like talking to a brick wall mate

#37
zardinez
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Nah it's like asking desert scorpions how to get wet

#23
DELUSIONAL_BUMPAAH_FAN
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bumpaah knows ask him

#24
tezz1
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Hi my name is (Your name), what's yours?

#25
Scottyboi30
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I ask the same question... idk... i got told immortal gun buddy would get bitches.

#26
vibradorultimategalaxy
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Don't send ur cock pic for start an conversation and act like you're chatting with a your friend, all you need is don't act weird and you're ready to get da bitches.

#28
M4G4L
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Yeah, to train how to talk to a person! WTF where you thinking?

#29
ballsinyojaws
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I am an expert in this, the key is to pray to JASONR everyday and you should be fine

#91
elayaCL
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lmao

#30
trembolonaRage
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this guy is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEB063GtlzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Re7BvW6PE

#38
zardinez
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LMFAOOO YOU WATCH OTHER PEOPLE PICK UP GIRLS ON YOUTUBE?????

#55
kzeriar
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your crush is a man though trembo

#78
Daniveus
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dickriding mw is his lifestyle

#89
1cameh
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coach kyle is pretty solid as well; Stirling Cooper puts out good general sex/attitude content

#31
nikoya
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Stop going on this site would be the first step.

#32
yaiima0
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act normal, treat them like a normal person!

#33
LuffyVlr
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First things first, say Hi to her.

#36
Beldro
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a good start:
How many sova line ups do you know?

#56
kzeriar
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nowhere to run? I am the hunter? errr... better not say those things

#60
AdrenalinJunkie
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LMAO

#63
Fire737
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"We are strong because we are together. Don't forget that."-sova

#40
WinterZ
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https://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-a-Girl

hope this helps

#43
kitsunee
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how do i make eye contact with a girl

#46
WinterZ
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here you go :)

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Eye-Contact-With-a-Girl

#50
Beldro
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instructions unclear I ended up peeing my self.

#52
WinterZ
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part of the process, my dear Beldro...

#41
Hidden_Name
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just be confident and be normal they are humans just like you, nothing special :)

#42
yungbasel
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Don't try any weirdo techniques.

Learn to not give a fuck about outcomes.

Be respectful and don't take shit too serious.

Listen to listen, not to try and impress.

#53
yaiima0
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unironically good advice +1

#45
SKara
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Just talk to them not a big deal

#49
Corny
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Just say hi, if she ghosts u it's ok.

Jk don't take advice from me, I'm at 0/9 field goal % atm.

#57
C1zZle
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Men >>>

Fr tho just talk to them, confidence is key

#58
BAKA2535
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what is a woman

#59
hog_ridaaa22
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starting to think the concept of 'girls' is just a myth bro

#61
Netero
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Get on your knees and ask them to step on you

#62
number1_ScreaM_fan
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netero downbad moment number 3238789

#64
OMGitsLaw
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You unbind crouch.

#65
vincetamor
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Serious advice: be yourself, be confident and love yourself more. From my personal pov, I love confident but respectful guys. Just be a little confident but dont be too weird, and if she doesnt want to continue the conversation with you, just give her space and move on.

#66
yaiima0
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Omg are u a real girl???( no way dude 😳

#74
vincetamor
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yes way dude. is there a problem with my gender?

#67
Ultimate6989
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hmm

sorry buddy this is vlr

#69
Gomes255
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Step 1. Don't ask vlr.gg
Step 2. Stan acend

#70
Tea_Val
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Step 1: get a girl
Step 2: talk
Step 3: Idk I have not done step one yet :(

#71
hekzy
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With your mouth and vocal cords

#72
sundaymondaytuesday
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who is this guy? And why he have checkmark?

#73
kickstar
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Ohh u dont

#77
MilanTheMyth
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Don't follow Pickup Artists.
Tried and got Slapped :)

#80
nutab1e
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:skull: x9

#79
GLHF
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First step : uninstall valorant

#81
YabbaYabba24818
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Just act like a normal human being
As long as you don’t try to be the same as those pickup artists you should be making a step in the right direction

#83
kwe
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I use my vocal cords

#86
elayaCL
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like a normal human being, with confidence, with "nothing to lose" mentality

#88
ChimiChimiChanga
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What always work "Hello Sir, i call the Cops because you stole my Heart."

#90
greedisntgood
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Just like you talk to boys

#92
drcasual95
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ye but not all the time, at one point u gotta start talkin to her like one of the boys u wanna suck.

#93
patuj
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Just be confident without acting like a dick. Then some small things like eye contact, show some smile etc. Believe in yourself and just relax. Topic depends on the moment.

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