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n1cf

People say to me that I can't beat an orangutan with a sword 1v1 but I think I can beat it easily bro I would just make him drop the sword somehow and take it, an orangutan ain't catching me if im running and he doesn't know how to use a sword so he would probably toss it somewhere no?

People in discord calling me dumb for this but im pretty confident that i could win

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bronzil_enjoyer

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ur dumb + cboobs washed

#3

RandomToastyy

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this guy is underestimating how strong an orangutang is

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n1cf

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If I can get the sword I'm winning

If i can't I'm losing

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RandomToastyy

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DUDE An orangutang will just fucking slap u and knock u out, his arm is probably longer than u with a sword

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ButterflyEffect23

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😭

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Effluxi

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the whole sword bit is pointless nonsense but you still can't beat an orangutan.

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foythvlr

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he would just jump around swinging the sword like a maniac you wouldnt even get close to him without getting fatally wounded

#9

n1cf

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First of all If i don't taunt him he wouldn't do shit to me, orangutans are chill mfs

second of all that mf would probably hurt himself swinging the sword and tosses it to the ground, at that time im grabbing that shit and killing him

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ButterflyEffect23

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bro got a whole battleplan

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foythvlr

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i mean it depends. does he want to fight and kill you or is this one sided and hes just chilling? if its the first than he would just jump into you instantly

any case there is a chance he just kills himself accidentally or drops the sword because its heavy then it would be easy but on a 1v1 where hes angry af with you and knows a basic on how to use it you would die in 10 seconds

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n1cf

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Bro my whole bet is on that sword, If i can get the sword somehow I am beating it otherwise I die.

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foythvlr

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yeah if you get the sword its ggs

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syncz

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all fun and games until he drops the sword, jumps you and then rips your balls off as he slowly mauls you to death

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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i personally think you would win, I DOUBT he would perceive you as a threat so you could kinda just walk up to him and stab his big head ah

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n1cf

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You see the vision bro

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Liwus

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People in discord making fun of you are unsung heroes

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cloudberry

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My favourite debate in quite a while 😅