traits & qualities:
- extremely handsome
- 6'4
- intelligent
- hardworking
- rich
- loved by ALL
- accompanied by many attractive women
- gold 2 peak in Valorant
- 0 stars on VLR.gg
- SEN flair
- constant great takes
- from Canada
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Extremely handsome → So good-looking it’s intimidating, making people too nervous to approach. Constantly mistaken for an influencer or celebrity, leading to awkward interactions.
6'4" → Can never find clothes that fit properly. Always hitting your head on door frames and airplane ceilings. People ask, “How’s the weather up there?” every single day.
Intelligent → Overthinks everything to the point of paralysis. Struggles to enjoy simple pleasures because you're always analyzing them.
Hardworking → No work-life balance. Burnt out 24/7. Can’t relax without feeling guilty.
Rich → Constantly worried about people using you for your money. Friends expect you to pay for everything.
Loved by ALL → No privacy. Everyone wants something from you. Can’t go anywhere without being recognized.
Accompanied by many attractive women → Accused of being a player even when you’re not. Impossible to have normal friendships. Constant drama.
Gold 2 peak in Valorant → You’re too good to be bad, but too bad to be good. Perma-stuck in elo hell. Friends roast you for not ranking up.
0 stars on VLR.gg → Completely irrelevant in the esports scene. Not even known enough to be hated.
SEN flair → People assume you’re just a bandwagon fan. Get lumped in with the worst parts of the community.
Constant great takes → So consistently correct that people start resenting you. Arguments never feel fun because you’re always right.
From Canada → Constantly asked if you live in an igloo. People assume you apologize for everything. Winter never ends.
Ugh, USA flags are so lame on geography.
How tf you confused M4 USA flag for Canada?????
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