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Guess that VLR user

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#1
4so4so4so

traits & qualities:

  • extremely handsome
  • 6'4
  • intelligent
  • hardworking
  • rich
  • loved by ALL
  • accompanied by many attractive women
  • gold 2 peak in Valorant
  • 0 stars on VLR.gg
  • SEN flair
  • constant great takes
  • from Canada
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Fal
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nonexistent

#3
Er3ngenes1s
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none

#4
Prancer
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@topphat

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n1cf
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@bronzil_enjoyer

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aidmadeit
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Extremely handsome → So good-looking it’s intimidating, making people too nervous to approach. Constantly mistaken for an influencer or celebrity, leading to awkward interactions.
6'4" → Can never find clothes that fit properly. Always hitting your head on door frames and airplane ceilings. People ask, “How’s the weather up there?” every single day.
Intelligent → Overthinks everything to the point of paralysis. Struggles to enjoy simple pleasures because you're always analyzing them.
Hardworking → No work-life balance. Burnt out 24/7. Can’t relax without feeling guilty.
Rich → Constantly worried about people using you for your money. Friends expect you to pay for everything.
Loved by ALL → No privacy. Everyone wants something from you. Can’t go anywhere without being recognized.
Accompanied by many attractive women → Accused of being a player even when you’re not. Impossible to have normal friendships. Constant drama.
Gold 2 peak in Valorant → You’re too good to be bad, but too bad to be good. Perma-stuck in elo hell. Friends roast you for not ranking up.
0 stars on VLR.gg → Completely irrelevant in the esports scene. Not even known enough to be hated.
SEN flair → People assume you’re just a bandwagon fan. Get lumped in with the worst parts of the community.
Constant great takes → So consistently correct that people start resenting you. Arguments never feel fun because you’re always right.
From Canada → Constantly asked if you live in an igloo. People assume you apologize for everything. Winter never ends.

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NYANYANYANYAN
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swvyboi1

#8
4so4so4so
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aidmadeit [#6]

Extremely handsome → So good-looking it’s intimidating, making people too nervous to approach. Constantly mistaken for an influencer or celebrity, leading to awkward interactions.
6'4" → Can never find clothes that fit properly. Always hitting your head on door frames and airplane ceilings. People ask, “How’s the weather up there?” every single day.
Intelligent → Overthinks everything to the point of paralysis. Struggles to enjoy simple pleasures because you're always analyzing them.
Hardworking → No work-life balance. Burnt out 24/7. Can’t relax without feeling guilty.
Rich → Constantly worried about people using you for your money. Friends expect you to pay for everything.
Loved by ALL → No privacy. Everyone wants something from you. Can’t go anywhere without being recognized.
Accompanied by many attractive women → Accused of being a player even when you’re not. Impossible to have normal friendships. Constant drama.
Gold 2 peak in Valorant → You’re too good to be bad, but too bad to be good. Perma-stuck in elo hell. Friends roast you for not ranking up.
0 stars on VLR.gg → Completely irrelevant in the esports scene. Not even known enough to be hated.
SEN flair → People assume you’re just a bandwagon fan. Get lumped in with the worst parts of the community.
Constant great takes → So consistently correct that people start resenting you. Arguments never feel fun because you’re always right.
From Canada → Constantly asked if you live in an igloo. People assume you apologize for everything. Winter never ends.

Wow. HenBabyH has such a difficult life

#9
Prasinos
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Ugh, USA flags are so lame on geography.
How tf you confused M4 USA flag for Canada?????

#10
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N1cf

#11
4so4so4so
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The answer was HenBabyH everybody. Good try though.

#12
Yistyy
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4so4so4so [#11]

The answer was HenBabyH everybody. Good try though.

?
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4606670/vlr-podcast-cancelled

#13
froggy_lol
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Not me because I’m peak gold 3, from the US, and I have four stars

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froggy_lol
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froggy_lol [#13]

Not me because I’m peak gold 3, from the US, and I have four stars

The rest is true though

#15
tungsten_cube_
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Yistyy [#12]

?
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4606670/vlr-podcast-cancelled

why tf you have that ready to go

#16
Yistyy
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tungsten_cube_ [#15]

why tf you have that ready to go

lol I just remembered it from yesterday and had to pull it up

#17
Chunkio
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The answer after the first few is Henbabyh

#18
froggy_lol
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Chunkio [#17]

The answer after the first few is Henbabyh

Blud only read the first two points

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