traits & qualities:
- extremely handsome
- 6'4
- intelligent
- hardworking
- rich
- loved by ALL
- accompanied by many attractive women
- gold 2 peak in Valorant
- 0 stars on VLR.gg
- SEN flair
- constant great takes
- from Canada
Extremely handsome → So good-looking it’s intimidating, making people too nervous to approach. Constantly mistaken for an influencer or celebrity, leading to awkward interactions.
6'4" → Can never find clothes that fit properly. Always hitting your head on door frames and airplane ceilings. People ask, “How’s the weather up there?” every single day.
Intelligent → Overthinks everything to the point of paralysis. Struggles to enjoy simple pleasures because you're always analyzing them.
Hardworking → No work-life balance. Burnt out 24/7. Can’t relax without feeling guilty.
Rich → Constantly worried about people using you for your money. Friends expect you to pay for everything.
Loved by ALL → No privacy. Everyone wants something from you. Can’t go anywhere without being recognized.
Accompanied by many attractive women → Accused of being a player even when you’re not. Impossible to have normal friendships. Constant drama.
Gold 2 peak in Valorant → You’re too good to be bad, but too bad to be good. Perma-stuck in elo hell. Friends roast you for not ranking up.
0 stars on VLR.gg → Completely irrelevant in the esports scene. Not even known enough to be hated.
SEN flair → People assume you’re just a bandwagon fan. Get lumped in with the worst parts of the community.
Constant great takes → So consistently correct that people start resenting you. Arguments never feel fun because you’re always right.
From Canada → Constantly asked if you live in an igloo. People assume you apologize for everything. Winter never ends.
aidmadeit [#6]Extremely handsome → So good-looking it’s intimidating, making people too nervous to approach. Constantly mistaken for an influencer or celebrity, leading to awkward interactions.
6'4" → Can never find clothes that fit properly. Always hitting your head on door frames and airplane ceilings. People ask, “How’s the weather up there?” every single day.
Intelligent → Overthinks everything to the point of paralysis. Struggles to enjoy simple pleasures because you're always analyzing them.
Hardworking → No work-life balance. Burnt out 24/7. Can’t relax without feeling guilty.
Rich → Constantly worried about people using you for your money. Friends expect you to pay for everything.
Loved by ALL → No privacy. Everyone wants something from you. Can’t go anywhere without being recognized.
Accompanied by many attractive women → Accused of being a player even when you’re not. Impossible to have normal friendships. Constant drama.
Gold 2 peak in Valorant → You’re too good to be bad, but too bad to be good. Perma-stuck in elo hell. Friends roast you for not ranking up.
0 stars on VLR.gg → Completely irrelevant in the esports scene. Not even known enough to be hated.
SEN flair → People assume you’re just a bandwagon fan. Get lumped in with the worst parts of the community.
Constant great takes → So consistently correct that people start resenting you. Arguments never feel fun because you’re always right.
From Canada → Constantly asked if you live in an igloo. People assume you apologize for everything. Winter never ends.
Wow. HenBabyH has such a difficult life
froggy_lol [#13]Not me because I’m peak gold 3, from the US, and I have four stars
The rest is true though
tungsten_cube_ [#15]why tf you have that ready to go
lol I just remembered it from yesterday and had to pull it up