Ur guys' most embarrassing fumbles

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Idk if this counts as a fumble because I didn't have a chance anyway but I once got drunk and sent girl about 100 messages on snapchat saying I was in love with her and I couldn't breathe without her

She had a boyfriend

I have not sent her a single message or said a single word to her since and just kinda looked at her from across the common room for the remainder of high school

It's safe to say I have absolutely negative game

Also mods please don't smite me I forgot to put this in off topic

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Smartest_Fan

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Rejection is the last phase 💔💔

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shaggyboy1030

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just wanna ask how long ago was this

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Smartest_Fan

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Sleep bro

You probably have school tomorrow

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shaggyboy1030

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i wish i woke up tmmrw and i had school bro ngl work life sucks ass .... want to enjoy the school life and friends again

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cloudberry

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This is so real

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Smartest_Fan

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Skyberry you are Indian??

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shaggyboy1030

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oh schools are only for Indians i see i see

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Like January this year

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Harapan845

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how drunk were you????

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Yes

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shaggyboy1030

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XD

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islaaa

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bro not even batman could torture this information out of me, you are brave

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Oh trust me I wanted to die typing this but I figured it'd be fun to ask vlr about their biggest fumbles

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islaaa

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nah i understand i am a huge fumbler myself

#13

shrike-

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you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

in your case you still missed 100% of them

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Stop bro I'm already dead

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Prasinos

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After covid, in my 2y of High school, I decided to irl flirt with some girls, after 3 years flirting only via Internet, so basiclly, I had lost my rizz sense.

I was flirting with 3 girls, but the one I wanted the most, was a girl with a very nice body, but, after some months, my dumbass belived that they thinked me only as a friend/option, so I just had moved on.

Happens that they 3 was interested in me, and I was the one that made they think I belived they was just a friend of mine.
Ima tell only the girl with a nice body. Basiclly, I only needed to score the goal, she had opened her heart with me, and start to talk with me while crying, and after she thanked me, what my DUMBASS ASS said? "Its okay to open you heart with me, thats what FRIENDS are there for".
I PUT HER IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
This is my biggest fumble, fumble with 3 girls at the same month.

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islaaa

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damn

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Smartest_Fan

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Bros thinking by friend zoning 3 girls he will be called Sigma

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Prasinos

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I can't? I didnt wanted to become bf, only a case.
I allways put my cards on the table, I wouldn't fool the girl, making think we was at a serius shit.

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Hey at least you got to that point, probably better than everyone else on vlr combined

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Prasinos

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Nahh, talk to girl isnt hard, people just need to stop be afraid, and have a little bit of conversation knowledge.

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shaggyboy1030

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ngl i can feel you bro ...... happens to the best of us

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Prasinos

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Just to make it wost, I was the one who put this narrative out of no where, she know that would be only a case, and she already had sent me "pics".

But I was the one who had come with this friend shit out of nowhere.
I wanted to kill myself 🤗

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shaggyboy1030

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you mean pics "pics" bro 👀👀

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Prasinos

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Not level 4 pics, more like level 1 or 2, but it was pics.

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shaggyboy1030

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oh ok ok ...... ngl...... u should kill yourself

Just kidding

well ig it was never meant to be ..... it was a lesson, i guess you will never forget

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Prasinos

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I surelly will 🤣🤣

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Idk if this counts as a fumble because I didn't have a chance anyway but I once got drunk and sent girl about 100 messages on snapchat saying I was in love with her and I couldn't breathe without her

She had a boyfriend

what happened after that

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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I tried to backtrack it the morning after, she said we couldn't be friends anymore

I never said another word to her and just tried my best not to look in her direction whenever we were in the common room

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localkoolkid

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I fumbled Ice Spice in highschool, not lying

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noudlez

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me when i lie

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Sounds believable

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SAMPV6

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flag checks out

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moomoomoomeadows

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went ice skating with a girl who kept "threatening" to kiss me if i succeeded in skating. i also went to coffee with her several times. only recently realized i went on several dates thinking we were just friends.

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my-dad-ate-my-toes

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Hey at least a girl was interested at one point

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moomoomoomeadows

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im hot girls are always fumbling me 😎