life is hard | VLR.gg

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SuperRoss

How the fuck do people live?
Why do people live?
Why do i live?

Why am i awake at 1 am?
What am i even awake for if I'm not watching the latest primmie video on repeat?

Life too hard, too many questions, no?

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envyz

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too much thinking go to sleep

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jawn

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i live to watch my glorious king tenz play valorant

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SuperRoss

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The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

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Sentinels supremacy was got down for good, Sentinels is evil, they destroyed a generation of north Americans, transforming they in brainless walking corpses.
Thank god, our savior Sacy, infiltraded the Sentinels team, and convinced the evil necromancer Tenz, to retire and stop this massacre.

Unfortunately, Tenz magic was too strong and his evil brainless zombies, still walking, but, some of they slowly are getting down.

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That why its good to be a native American (All americas)

Live, fuck, fish
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Live, fuck, fish
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Live, pillage another tribe, fuck, fish.

There is anything better?

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SuperRoss

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You don't know why that's crazy funny but trust me that's very funny

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Hunter gatherer lifestyle > 9-5 job lifestyle

We were meant to eat raw meat, drink blood, and reproduce all day. Not sit in offices slaving away for big corporations.

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meant to do neither tbh

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NA_BEST_COUNTRY

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What are we meant to do

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Harapan845

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farm mostly

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SuperRoss

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I'm an intern at big corporation and today i got my own shelf :D

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cloudberry

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We are NOT meant to drink blood. What the heck man.

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SuperRoss

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Then why so tasty?

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Prasinos

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Not to drink, but to eat, some foods are made with blood, such as churisco.

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come impregnate me (im a MAN)

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jawn

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i read it as live, fuck fish and got a lil excited

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SuperRoss

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An albanian classic

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Prasinos

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Danyun Jawn, i told you to eat the fish tail, but wasnt this type of eating i was meaning.

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jawn

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did you just call me a slur?

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Prasinos

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DO NOT FUCK THE FISH 😡.
I WILL NOT EAT A FISH WITH YOU FUCKING SPERM 🤬

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jawn

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look at this soyboy denying the extra protein, you are not with the grind bro

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facts he prolly dont know that your nut is a gift 😪

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jawn

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hell yeah (im infertile)

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Everyone lives for a different reason
You live to find that reason, whether it's to raise children, have a successful career, find the love of your life, explore the world. It all depends on what you want to do with your life and what your passions are.

It's alright to be confused and sad about life but it's always advisable to ask for help and talk to people you trust.

But you specifically were born to watch Transformers: One (out in theatres in Europe now go watch)

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SuperRoss

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Transformers? the goldrake?
Is it good?

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Transformers (the car/automobile ones) is gods gift to movies in 2024.

It's unironically pretty entertaining and the critics love it

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SuperRoss

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Man fuck the critics,
As a matter of fact fuck transformers

i'll watch old italian westerns and I'll like it.

Jokes aside I'll look into it, needed an idea for a date anyway

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You should take your date to watch transformers one. 0% of people who have taken their date to watch Transformers: one have broken up.

Idk if you care about moist critical but he said that it was good

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SuperRoss

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Idk, never watched transformers, maybe if she fw it

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100% of people who don't watch transformers have died or are dying

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ValAnalist1

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life needs to be hard to people who like to watch Primmie videos.

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SuperRoss

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thanks valANAList, flair pending aspas transfer?

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jawn

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you can't be an analist with a brazilian flag, this is appropriation of greek culture and i'm offended

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ValAnalist1

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I'm Brazilian, I have the gene of all the people in the history of humanity. I represent the entire human race.

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Prasinos

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Se tiver Argentino, ta banido do grupo do zap Brasileiro.

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jawn

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does this mean im also brazilian? just call me jawão

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SuperRoss

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obrigado jawinho salada de fruta joga bonito

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jawn

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that's racist, classic italian

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Unironically gta 6 release helps me keep going

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SuperRoss

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Can't wait for it to be free on epic games

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(WRONG REPLY OOPS)

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SuperRoss

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Can't, saving myself for the king tenz, sorry.