Averagejonas vids are out there

Minipoo so bad (I didn't watch the game)

Do you guys think if EG never played that offseason SEN tourney or if sym performed good/maybe even average there he would still be on the team?

Masters Mumbai
Masters Gaza
Champions Pyongyang

His jaw is that shape BECAUSE he's a mouth breather. Mouth breathing causes your face to grow downwards instead of forwards and can cause a lot of dental and health issues. It sucks that he receives those comments, but he could easily go to an orthodontist with his pro player salary and get his underbite and breathing issues fixed.

Perkysex and goddard song are horrible. Chill Bae is good but I'm conflicted on the chorus. Conceited is the best on the album

Production on EA2 is mid to me. Not a single beat stood out to me as "that's fire," and even if one did, it would quickly be ruined by Uzi's shitty vocals. Yeat, Travis, and JPEGMAFIA production just clears all other rappers so hard in the current year. Also their vocals are much nicer to listen to and complement their production better (Yeat and Travis for sure, peggy debatable).

"Long repeating choruses" ain't nothing "long" about this album though, average song length is like 2:30. Shit sounds like it was made in a week. Not enough vibey chill songs either, which is one of uzi's specialties. I'm not a fan of Pink Tape either but the chill songs like Patience and Zoom made the album decent.

Some of my favorite hype uzi songs: Bean, Yessirskiii, Sanguine Paradise, New Patek, Early 20 Rager, Neon Guts, 20 Min

There are no hype Uzi songs I've cared for since EA1

I love yeat but I thought lyfestyle was disappointing, especially compared to 2093. ORCHESTRATE is one of yeat's best songs ever though.

Explain how this is a 9/10:

Yeah, what? (What?)
'Cause she stank
Yeah, 'cause she stank
Yeah, 'cause she stank
I ain't fuck his bitch, uh, 'cause she stank
Yeah, huh? 'Cause she stank
Huh, what? 'Cause she stank
Yeah, I ain't fuck his bitch, uh, 'cause she stank
Yeah, huh? What the fuck you think?

Normally I don't even care about lyrics, I just care about the production and the vibes, but cmon man...

Uzi needs to get off the galaxy gas asap.

It is legitimately one of the worst albums I've ever heard. I thought yeat's lyfestyle was mid but it sounds like Beethoven compared to EA2.

He just has a hate boner for n4rrate since he called demon1 regarded

They better than I expected for sure

"you can't say neon is broken when sym is on 4 kills, also on neon" - some guy in twitch chat just now

C9: Vanity
DSG: Genghsta
BLD: crazyguy
EG: sym

Someone always tryna bring yay down🙏

Mada is good but let's chill out with calling him the goat

He never choked in 2024

You could call the opening match vs geng at champs a choke but the whole team was dogshit except for Sacy so it's not exclusively a zekken choke

Zekken only had two bad series (where SEN also lost) this entire year. One was a play-ins series vs G2 that really didn't matter.

https://www.vlr.gg/378662/gen-g-vs-sentinels-valorant-champions-2024-opening-b
https://www.vlr.gg/307574/sentinels-vs-g2-esports-champions-tour-2024-americas-kickoff-play-ins

Braindead take

Oh no he bot frags in 5% of the games. What a fraud

None of the reasons he gets tilted in ranked apply to real matches (high ping, no comm/throwing/bad teammates)

Your goat is live https://www.twitch.tv/victor

Swinging and immediately crouching was NOT popular in pro play/radiant until recently this year (around when primmie was getting popular)

KC miracle run at Paris with chaadhak is EU's only hope

I hate primmie for popularizing this cringe shit

Back in my day people would just swing and shoot, not spam crouch up and down like a fortnite player😔

SkRossi

Bang to SEN tbh, I thought he and asuna would always be a package deal

N4rrate

Leo is gonna be omega washed, has he even played?

Yay is tryna trick his competition into running that garbage agent

Kamo controversies are nowhere even close to n4rrate's get a grip

If the energy drinks suppress your appetite then it's not that bad. If you're drinking energy drinks every day AND eating a lot of garbage you're cooked

Drink soda instead

From a viewer’s perspective they seem like average, inconsistent players. They still have it better than most val pros for even ever having the opportunity to play on a T1 team. Think of great players like Skuba and Brawk still stuck in T2.

I’m sure next year they could play on a top T2 team like MxS.

Loved: N4rrate (humble king, great streaming and stage personality)
Hated: Boaster (as a player and when twerking, seems like a good dude otherwise)

Team shitquid gotta free nAts

D-Tier: N4rrate💀

Talk to me

What’s wrong with johnqt

Disrespectful to xeppaa, he would farm in EU

OH yeah its a continent my bad

swvyboi, what do you think about N4rrate and bang?

you're so hot, kid, if I could I would eat you all up like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNN

If you don't have it in tier 1 next year I'll kill myself

EU worst country going home for sure

If he wants to go to a team with even worse management than NRG

FNS the type of guy to lose a BO3 0-3

Yeah they're dogshit, teams are unbalanced tbh

mooda very disrespectful... asking who tf his teammates sapnap and tokibbi are and called fns a walking ult orb... also said there's baddies in the crowd and he's gonna smash one... mooda needs to be banned from future lan events...

Poised disasterclass at ascension, shameful from him

FNS becomes the best fragger on the team 2025

Getting diffed by sagemommy is a wake up call, he's now gonna aimlabs 8 hours a day

Got diffed by sagemommy and katie won