HELP PLEASE FR

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CoCloudy

How would you get a small cylinder (5.23 inches in length, ~3.5 inch girth)
unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana
HELP
also some wouldnt consider the cylinder "small" so idk

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Liwus

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Cant help, I dont use retard units

#3

Denjisideals

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Bro put his dick in the m&m tube no way 😭
Stop the offseason right now. This is getting hazardous now 💔💔

#4

CoCloudy

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its a cylinder

#5

number1_cned_hater

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I know the kind of man you are

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Pooh

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that cylinder is not "small" buddy idk what you're talking about

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CanadaMan

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buddy got his small cylinder stuck in an m&m tube 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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nihso

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Cut it.

#11

CanadaMan

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according to the stat scraper you're my biggest fan

#12

Aayan

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mine too

#14

CanadaMan

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bro has replied to me 100 times

#22

nihso

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I think it means I reply to you more than others.

#23

Obelisk

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you have a stat scraper?

#24

CanadaMan

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no its yukky's stat scraper

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Obelisk

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how i get it

#31

CanadaMan

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theres a stat scraper thread just ask for one and hope he gives you one

#29

toofan1

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gotta change his pronous first inorder to do that

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number1_Demon1_fan

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First I'd advise you don't get your cylinder stuck again
Second, take a shower/pour water on the cylinder for some time , I think cold water works best but try hot if it doesn't work

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Aayan

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If you have something like a knife you may be able to scrape it free

#15

number1_cned_hater

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You don't understand his dick is stuck in the m and m tube

#16

Aayan

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hold on there! let's not jump to conclusions, you never know an honest man could just be doing some auto work and.. uh oh a cylinder gets stuck! and now the kind man has asked the internet to help him

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CoCloudy

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ITS A CYLINDER

#20

Frogger0_0

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sure thing bud

#13

insufferable_moron

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To get your dick out of the cylinder first cut the cylinder carefully with knife.(also crazy call back to that reddit thread huh)

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xaib

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cut it, i will give you another one

#18

Frogger0_0

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you're cooked buddy

#21

notallwhowander

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you continue thrusting till it rips

#25

DuD5K1S

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bro had to add the 0.23" just to try to make it seem better XD

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CoCloudy

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its practically 5.3 but im just trying to be humble

#26

shrike-

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you are not Smart_Calendar1874

#27

Yuniee44

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fuck i remember this from a stupid soothouse video

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idkmanwth

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take a saw machine, try to make a long cut on the m and m box, then take some pliers and pry open the box, that should do it