HELP PLEASE FR

How would you get a small cylinder (5.23 inches in length, ~3.5 inch girth)
unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana
HELP
also some wouldnt consider the cylinder "small" so idk

Cant help, I dont use retard units

Bro put his dick in the m&m tube no way 😭
Stop the offseason right now. This is getting hazardous now 💔💔

Denjisideals [#3]

Bro put his dick in the m&m tube no way 😭
Stop the offseason right now. This is getting hazardous now 💔💔

its a cylinder

I know the kind of man you are

that cylinder is not "small" buddy idk what you're talking about

buddy got his small cylinder stuck in an m&m tube 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Cut it.

First I'd advise you don't get your cylinder stuck again
Second, take a shower/pour water on the cylinder for some time , I think cold water works best but try hot if it doesn't work

If you have something like a knife you may be able to scrape it free

nihso [#8]

Cut it.

according to the stat scraper you're my biggest fan

CanadaMan [#11]

according to the stat scraper you're my biggest fan

mine too

To get your dick out of the cylinder first cut the cylinder carefully with knife.(also crazy call back to that reddit thread huh)

Aayan [#12]

mine too

bro has replied to me 100 times

Aayan [#10]

If you have something like a knife you may be able to scrape it free

You don't understand his dick is stuck in the m and m tube

number1_cned_hater [#15]

You don't understand his dick is stuck in the m and m tube

hold on there! let's not jump to conclusions, you never know an honest man could just be doing some auto work and.. uh oh a cylinder gets stuck! and now the kind man has asked the internet to help him

cut it, i will give you another one

you're cooked buddy

number1_cned_hater [#15]

You don't understand his dick is stuck in the m and m tube

ITS A CYLINDER

CoCloudy [#19]

ITS A CYLINDER

sure thing bud

you continue thrusting till it rips

CanadaMan [#11]

according to the stat scraper you're my biggest fan

I think it means I reply to you more than others.

CanadaMan [#11]

according to the stat scraper you're my biggest fan

you have a stat scraper?

Obelisk [#23]

you have a stat scraper?

no its yukky's stat scraper

bro had to add the 0.23" just to try to make it seem better XD

you are not Smart_Calendar1874

fuck i remember this from a stupid soothouse video

take a saw machine, try to make a long cut on the m and m box, then take some pliers and pry open the box, that should do it

nihso [#8]

Cut it.

gotta change his pronous first inorder to do that

CanadaMan [#24]

no its yukky's stat scraper

how i get it

Obelisk [#30]

how i get it

theres a stat scraper thread just ask for one and hope he gives you one

DuD5K1S [#25]

bro had to add the 0.23" just to try to make it seem better XD

its practically 5.3 but im just trying to be humble