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apologize to TenZ

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#1
BulkyLettuce

TenZ has no idea what hes talking about! 2x masters winner? highest rated player of all time? im a VLR basement dweller and I do that in my sleep! i know better than him!

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AstroGalaxy
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First post u made that made sense

#5
BulkyLettuce
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its crazy how much people discredit this guy bc they don't like him

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Uribaba
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Do people actually hate him?i thought we all made fun of him just to piss his fanboys

#44
Prancer
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You know how people keep saying tiktok slang ironically then it becomes unironic and part of their grammar, that's vlr with tenz

#99
Uribaba
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That's sad tbh he's a very chill dude

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swvyboi1
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A lot of vlr.gg users think their the messiah or some sort, delusion runs through their veins They can't help it.

-swvyboi1

#SENCITY

https://prnt.sc/PYgfPgUf_7h7

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Penqu1N
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2 of the most annoying fan bases fighting it out on vlr is entertaining to watch

#6
BulkyLettuce
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nothing more annoying than asspiss fanboys talking outta their ass

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love_trial
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he definitely deserved the praise tenz gave him even though they lost the match. good for him

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Average_NA_fan
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the coach of talon and one of their players said aspas is the best itw

sure u know more than them

#9
BulkyLettuce
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who said primmie is the best player itw? am i missing something?

#12
Average_NA_fan
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u call aspas a baiter and glaze a real baiter who got 40 kills and 3 first kills as the "best mechanically"

tbh tex performance at ascent was far more impressive, but as he doesnt have a horde of brainless asscific fans dickriding him, noone cared

#13
BulkyLettuce
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primmie was the secondary duelist on bind and a sage on ascent, i would hope aspas who played raze and jett with no other duelist on his team to have more first bloods. They play different roles! who would've thought

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Average_NA_fan
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well if he's the best mechanically player it would be helpful for the team if he actually played the entry, right? instead of braindead impactless kills baiting his team mates

not to mention u can get first kills as sage on denfese, but the best mechanically player was busy getting shit on by Tex

#17
BulkyLettuce
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so i guess we should put Less and TenZ on duelist because they are the best mechanical player on their team? you are braindead almost got me

0/8

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Average_NA_fan
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but less and tenz aren't better mechanically than aspas

i mean if ur better mechanically than him u need to at least be a duelist, which is the function that will take raw duels and give advantage to the team

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Kei8
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duelists usually dont get to take raw aim duels when their pure entry

#33
Nachtel
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Istg if you think Leaf should be put on duelist because of such a stupid reason.

Entries shouldn't always be the best mechanical player on their team

#34
Average_NA_fan
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who' talking about best mechanically player on X team? we're talking about someone who is better mechanically than aspas

if ur better mechanically than aspas u need to at least do what he does which is entry and give advantage to his team with first kills

how is a player who just trades his team mates better than a player that entries and get first kills?

#35
Nachtel
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None of that matters.

especially the 3rd sentence; literally nobody said Primmie is a better player than Aspas, he just has better mechanics

You don't even need better mechanics to be a better entry

Unless you're measuring who has better mechanics by who is completing a harder task with their aim, which is a stupid metric; if you actually know what you're talking about, you can analyze both players' respective aim objectively by looking at it, rather than measuring it by accomplishments--this is especially true when you realize certain players have better aim in different scenarios

#36
Average_NA_fan
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mechanics are movement, reaction time, aim... if ur movemenrt is so good why ur playing fucking sage? why ur not rushing CT with jett like this?

https://youtu.be/Sxnol7R837w?t=1409

#37
Nachtel
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Are you stupid? I could entry better than you using a shorty--entrying isn't about who has better aim

#103
6bharat9
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Mechanically good players should ideally be late round players where they can clutch with their stable and consistent aim, look for example demon1 on smokes. He didn't die early and was really good on Astra and brim.

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demon1 was never an entry duelist

i'm not saying primmie isn't mechanically good... we are debating if he's mechanically better than aspas, for that he needs to have a movement that is better than aspas, killing people as he jumps across the map with raze and jett... he clearly does not

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ButterflyEffect23
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I don't think anyone ever said that Primmie is the best player in the world

#14
FrenchToast
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they’re putting words in TenZ’s mouth now lol

#11
FrenchToast
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one of the best mechanics does not mean best player

no one said primmie is the best val pro itw

#18
AlexSMTx
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Gotta give it to him, primmie mechanics are crazy. His aim and flicks are really damn fast

#21
love_trial
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i think in terms of pure speed he might be the fastest player in the scene. literally everyone watching kept commenting on it, sliggy, fns, even scream lmao

#23
nobody___100
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prime demon1 clears but in champs yeah easily

#27
love_trial
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i gotta rewatch the eg run cuz i remember d1 standing out way more for his precision/target switching than speed. that said i do remember that split spray transfer in the smoke that was crazy fast

#28
nobody___100
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hmm you might be right for speed
but in raw aim demon1 clears

#25
Average_NA_fan
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he had total advantage here and got compltely owned...

https://youtu.be/Sxnol7R837w?t=1409

lmao just a wide swing and peak advantage abuser

#26
BulkyLettuce
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if I also cherry pick clips I could easily make aspas look like the worst player of all time, stop baiting

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Average_NA_fan
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streamers opinion is irrelevant they just want to farm impressions

#22
Average_NA_fan
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it's not... the hype asscific fans created make u see like this

but if u rewatch the game u will notice that tex was having more insane impact and disgusting kills

#24
ButterflyEffect23
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πŸ˜‚

#20
Ullyr
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tenz was right lol primmie mechanics is crazy just he needs a team

#30
Phanification
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everything tenz says is godly so take notes from the best

#31
BulkyLettuce
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no! im bronze and know valorant better than a pro player how dare you! everything I say is correct!

#47
AltonBu02
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BL (also known as "BulkyLettuce") Redemption Arc!!!!!

#59
nobody___100
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idk but t0nz

#69
waelkhrais
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aspas - "please take the position of best Valorant player of the year, I'm satisfied being second or third, because the best always only appears for a year and disappears, I've been constantly at the top for 4 years"

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BulkyLettuce
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tenz was better than him in 2021, yay was better than him in 2022, demon1 was better than him in 2023, texture is better than him in 2024.

please tell me which year aspas was the best valorant player? not even close to the top 20 international performances of all time https://x.com/willminder/status/1744843988673184187

#74
waelkhrais
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never, aspas is bad, all time worst player, worst results, worst numbers. Tenz goat, he has no champions bcause he dont want. 100% true, texture has almost twice the stats of aspas, you understand a lot... it must be related to tenz, or just na based

#91
BulkyLettuce
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yes, theres a reason mazino won mvp award in stage 2 and aspas didnt. Hes not even best player on his own team, primmie is the best on his team tho

#95
waelkhrais
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Yes, the reason Mazino won MVP of the series is because he was better in the stupid series, not in the entire championship, are you stupid or are you just trying?

#97
BulkyLettuce
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even in the last game where primmie diffed aspas it was kingg who was mvp on his team not aspas 🀣

#80
waelkhrais
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This is the only Valorant stat that counts, congratulations!

#77
SaltyMcNulty
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tenz jett vs primmie on Jett with both teams being good would have been a battle I would pay good money to watch.

#83
Phanification
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twitch is free

#87
SaltyMcNulty
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one of them don't play Jett anymore and neither of the team are good at this moment and don't even have a match scheduled. Twitch being free is not gonna give me what I want.

#78
waelkhrais
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I hope you suck American ball today. since you like

#96
SuperRoss
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ARE YOU SHIT TALKING TENZ?!

STATS

TWITCH FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://www.twitch.tv/aspaszin (276k followers)
Derke - https://www.twitch.tv/derke (51k followers)
TenZ - https://www.twitch.tv/tenz (2.8 MILLION followers)

TWITTER FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://twitter.com/loud_aspas (136.7k followers)
Derke - https://twitter.com/derkeps (78k followers)
TenZ - https://twitter.com/TenZOfficial (1M followers)

can you take a moment to appreciate how clouted TenZ is? he has so many damn fans because he's just SOOOOO good at the game!

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is if they're the best on ONE main agent! This will prove that TenZ plays jett since he's simply the best jett in the world!

heat? nt (not tenz)
aspas? nt (not tenz)
xand? nt (not tenz)
yay? nt (not tenz)
cned? nt (not tenz)
scream? nt (not tenz)
d3ffo? nt (not tenz)
derke? nt (not tenz)

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta, TenZ will unleash his chamber on the rest of the world.
He is not killing 40+ per map because Ratzam tells TenZ that he can't change his mouse or sens during the game which really messes up flow... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you, but SEN all try to make individual plays which prevents TenZ from DOMINATING.

MAN I HECKING LOVE TenZ BatChest POGGERS MOUSE GRIP BatChest KYDAE BatChest SENTINELS BatChest FLICK PogChamp WOWZERS

IF TENZ HAS 10 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 5 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 0 FANS, MEANS I AM NO LONGER ON EARTH
IF WORLD IS AGAINST TENZ THEN I'M AGAINST THE WORLD
#TENZ4LYFE
#GETINMETENZ

TenZ is the second coming of God (Sasauke). He came into the world wrapped in an Artisan pad with a Finalmouse in his right hand. From birth he was destined to play VLORANT, riotgames new riot game. From a young age he trained his art by playing baseball and learning to throw. At just 12 (months), he started playing CowmterStrikeGo the new hit military simulator used by state terrorists.

but.

he was bery bad. everytime he got headshot and lost all the game. in despiar he was search for new game. then. RIOT GAME , the CEO of RIOT GAME released new game VLORANt. he play VLORANT REIGHT AWAY in hope of new better future. BUT AGAIN!
ONCE AGAIN! he got unlcuiky - teammate like Shawn Nobi and Richard Elks he could not win game even with big BIG KILL (30 or more every). It was sad time for Trench fan... luckily. yucky badwatch player Shin Arts got dropped for fucky wucky from best team - Sentinel. and he got TO PLAY GAME WITH GOOD TEAM!!!

With GoodTEammate like sickness, zylophone, drapes, and god IGL Shawn Jam (number 1 in American) Sentinel easy win all team and made to ICELAND (LAN EVENT!!!!). but unfortunately C9 CEO (bad man) make him very very money. lucky, SEntinel use fund from toddler game Fortnite to buy him. And then at Iceland. Sen TENZ was UNCLEANED! he killl all people (including down America player sussy and player from old America boster). With big stats finally American won EVENT!!! ALl was happy...

Then thing became bad... after qual for MAster 3 in BERLIN (even boomery America) player name Somm decide not practice... instead they stream (which good thing for me viewer ). sadly they washed. EVEN LOSING TO TEAM LIKE G2 from game like LOL (even short form funny).

Somm keep not practice and in ChaMPIONS they almost lost to team from DOWN AMERICA (Furry IKEA) and LOST TO LESS DOWN AMERICA team(Kurtain) and DISQUALITY FROM TOURNAMENT !!!! :(:(:(:( at point here I was cry a lot... could not even see monitor because sadness... BUT MAYBE HOPE NOT GONE. 2022 Shawn Jam promise to PRACTICE (like before sentnel). but because of SUSSYTAGE TEncsh not able to pracsh... all mousepad eaten by mouse....

in game this mean he play badly. finally, they lost to fake VLORANT team (guard) with not even pro player (just normal person name Trent)... knock out of playoff and no more coldland this year.

Confession on why I don't like TenZ anymore-

TenZ was on his best phase when he was using the zowie S2 mouse. Even the xm1 which has a similar shape worked great for him( Iceland masters). Then he got a good deal from the Finalmouse and started shilling for a flat shaped mouse like the starlight-12. Even in Berlin when he switched to the S2 for a match( against F4Q), he played his best game ever on stage imo. You might think peripherals don’t matter but trust me familiarity is important when you grip the mouse in a weird way like TenZ. And as an avid zowie mice enjoyer I asked myself can I support a man who would trade long term success for some ez money? The answer was 'NO'. Shame on TenZ

#98
SuperRoss
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This happened a few days ago. I was looking at fanart of TenZ in class. The kid sitting next to me looked over at my computer and then made some insensitive comment about how TenZ sucks ass (obvious Cn*d propaganda) and that his videos suck.
This made me irritated - yet another TenZphobe harassing me. I called him out and told him that he was acting TenZphobic because he was oppressing me, a TenZsexual person, and then he laughed in my face.
He said, "TenZsexual? Is that when you want to suck TenZ's peepee or something?" I said yes and he looked at me weirdly and asked if I was joking.
I decided to pull up his stats and cool videos to help explain TenZsexuality and TenZgender. He said that it "didn't exist" and that we were "just overly-obsessed TenZ glazers cucks", then said that we were mentally ill.
I was livid. I was shaking, too - he doesn't have the right to speak about TenZsexuality like this. I figured I should follow the advice given to me by other fellow TenZsexuals before, which is that you should always defend yourself if a TenZphobe is harassing you.
I turn to him and give him a punch to his face (I was only using a bit of power to teach him a lesson). A bunch of people turn around and the entire class was looking at us.
My ignorant teacher went over and pulled me into the hall and told me that I was being "highly inappropriate" and violent. I said that the kid was discriminating against my sexuality, but he claimed that didn't warrant me punching him and that I could've handled it in a "more civil manner".
I ended up in detention. The school staff said they're "looking into" the other kid's harassment. I hate being in my TenZphobic school.
Has anyone else here been wrongfully punished for defending yourself? TenZphobes are true evil and it's a shame that they have so many bigots willing to defend them.

#100
aexbigb0t
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bro wtf

#101
SuperRoss
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shut the fuck up TenZphobe

#102
aexbigb0t
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Do you lack braincells?

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