enigma come

I'd like to apply for the writer job, now I went through the google form and it was a whole bunch of nonsense. I believe my 4046 posts speak for themselves and for my great ability to articulate myself and evoke emotion. I'm sure the other vlr users can vouch for my skills. I will give you a few hours to accept my offer 👍

may god personally intervene and prevent you from becoming a writer 🙏🙏🙏

I'm sure the other vlr users can vouch for my skills

I can vouch that uwukitten should never be a writer

i can personally attest to uwukitten’s lack of writing skills

I would rather watch babyj compete again than see uwukitten become a vlr writer

Dear Enigma,
Do not listen
Reading a post of his is like going through a seizure.
Every time i see his name or....😔 even the flag my blood pressure rises.
I am under medical control because of this individual.
Instead of hiring him as a writer I would love to get this Demon banned.

Okay but seriously, imagine one of the mods being called uwukitten. We can't live in a world like that