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Valorant Story (Allat, don't read)

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bruhmphrey

Story preface: We have a floating desk assignment system, meaning you can book workspaces etc. (hold-over from covid era). Yesterday I sat in a desk I usually sat at, but noticed there was a guys stuff, must have been set up on a WFH day of mine. Some 30 something dude comes to the desk to grab a fan and I think nothing of it. Fast forward to today and the guy who set up the stuff is at the desk and the 30 something talks-semi shit abt the dude at other guy's desk yesterday. I overhear from where I'm sitting, so instead of ignoring it, I go over and apologize about the desk (kinda wanted to like spook them to stop talking behind people's backs, but not serious ofc lmao). He went back with an apology about it, saying its just a joke and I let them know I was okay with it, just wanted to apologize if I messed up his chair settings or something lol.

Then I go back to sit at my desk for today and I boot up VCT China on the second monitor. 30 something must have felt bad because he walked all the way over to me to try to become friends. Sees my screen and said "wow is that valorant?" Immediately close it and have him awkwardly try to talk about knowing some league of legends teams. He tells me to put back up the Valorant, he wanted to watch. Pulls a chair up beside me. Asks if 100T is playing. I tell him its Chinese. He walks away and brings back another student, tells me he is Chinese. We all sit through map 1. Ends. They leave after I shake their hands with a smile. I hate valorant, I hate VCT china, I hate my apology powerplay.

TLDR; Schizophrenia

#2
nutab1e
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yeah your life is fucked

#4
bruhmphrey
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The Chinese student just came back and asked me what that was about and I just had to shrug. The worst part about this story is that my first instinct was to tell it to VLR.

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bruhmphrey
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UPDATE THEY TRIED DOWNLOADING VAL ON A WORK COMPUTER LMFAO

#3
bronzil_enjoyer
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❤ furoma haduya hd chart

#5
bruhmphrey
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I understand this completely.

#6
bronzil_enjoyer
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finally someone understood me 😊

#11
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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for the love of god SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

#12
bruhmphrey
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Do they do this a lot

#7
amedy
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canada flags with the most unhinged posts on this site

#9
CanadaMan
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real

#13
amedy
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the REAL canadaman?

tell tmv he is washed, sliggy nation is superior

#14
CanadaMan
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i got timed out in Sliggys chat for saying TMV is dumb stupid and old

#15
amedy
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wow sliggy chat is against the truth

literally 1984

#17
bruhmphrey
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I kept asking tmv where canada man was and he said sliggys chat

#10
Liwus
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only the Navi flair was missing

#18
bruhmphrey
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m80 flair more insane

#20
EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
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Ape man

#8
uwukitten
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no amount of therapy will relieve this traumatizingly awkward experience

#16
bruhmphrey
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I have to bear being known as the Valorant guy for the next 3 months.

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