saw something similar on twitter and thought i’d make a list
anyways enjoy this shitpost

Men Id trust with my drink

1.Tarik - would make sure no one goes near my drink. would probably watch party that shit until i get back
2.TenZ - a huge gentleman. i’ve seen the way he treats kyedae. 1000% would leave my drink with him and feel safe.
3. Sadhaak- trustworthy leader. i’d trust him with my drink like i’d trust him with in game calls ngl

Men Id trust but they would fuck up somehow

1. Zellsis - would take my drink and gulp it down. then he’d try to sell me the Sen bundle.
2. Ardiis - would down my drink the moment i left and tell me “bro, the drink was so good”
3. patitek- would curse me out in polish and toss my drink out

Men I wouldn’t trust for obvious reasons

Sinatraa
pancc
ntk

men id trust:
1.stax
2.solo
3.meteor
men that would fuck up but try:
1.rb(chokerx keke)
2.zest(chokerx keke)
3.buzz(chokerx keke)
men that i wouldnt trust:
1.t0rm0
2.t0rmi
3.termi

What did ntk do

cmed

Rb would guard your drink with his life then give you a million dollars and win champs.

Hes just that good

Id trust with my drink

1. benjyfishy - Dont need to add anything, i would trust him with my life
2. Demon1 - Yes
3. Jinggg
4. nats

Wouldnt trust

1. s0m - Known troller, would do something (harmless tho)
2. Sayf
3. N4RRATE - mischievous ahh

n4rrate looks like the type of guy to tell you you're drink is meant to bubble like that

ardiis and patitek ones are so true

The site has begun to heal

sinatraa is innocent and ppl like u are the scum of the earth

I trust -
1.k1Ng
2.Stax
3.Xeta

I trust com too
He is such a nice guy!

jinggg is too innocent to do anything to your drink. also how tf do you trust tarik the most out of anyone lmao he would be near the bottom for me

What in the parasocial

Men Id trust with my drink

1. puchan - The best IGL to ever exist. 100% trustable
2. aspas - has aura, no one would even dare to think about stealing the drink
3. wo0t - friendly, would make sure that my drink is safe

Men Id trust but they would fuck up somehow

1. Leo - would just walk away because he doesn't give a fuck
2. Demon1 - same thing, doesn't care
3. d4v41 - looks like the guy who'd try to dip his finger in the drink and taste it

Men I wouldn’t trust for obvious reasons

ange0 - will somehow spill the drink
y0y - slips and falls off onto table just like he did in valorant
zellsussy - always up to no good

Men Id trust with my drink with;
Subroza(for obvious reasons)
Men Id not trust with my drink with:
Boostio(for obvious reasons)

so we all saw that elizabeth marcini tweet huh
good post, c0m top 1 guys to leave your drink with imo, he'd be slightly skeptical of something happening to it but when it does ik the whole bar will know in 0.5 seconds flat

Men Id trust with my drink

1. meteor(reliable in and out of the server)
2. tenz(just seems trustworthy)
3. stax(bro is him.)

Men Id trust but they would fuck up somehow

1. t3xture (silly lil goofy goober)
2. ardiis (sees a swimming pool in the corner of his eye)
3. c0m(he is c0m)

Men I wouldn’t trust

1. mindfreak (too stoic to care)
2. yay(cant trust that beer belly)
3. legija(he needs a few drinks after bleeds recent showings)

I'd trust

com
jingg
aspas
Saadhak
less
potter (not a man but still)

I wouldn't trust

cauan
tutu
tenz
Sacy
texture and meteor

would trust tvirusluke 👍

Verno

men id trust:
1.chronicle
2.nAts
3.redgar
4.sheydos
5.d3ff0
6.TenZ
7.kaplan america
men that would fuck up but try:
1.zellsis ( bro gonna try to make me buy bundle multiple time )
2.em0L (em0L)
3.elmapussy (elmapussy)
men that i wouldnt trust:
1.ch0t
2.t0rmi
3.boostio
4.crashies (gang member 100%)

Florescent

I'm Indian so I'll speak about South Asia

Men I trust
Lighting fast (he will hold it for me just like his lone viper on bind)
Vlt sentinel aka Manoj kashap (when going gets tough the tough gets going)
TR Aryu (he will hold it and is capable of retaking the drink for me)

Men that would fuck but try
Universal plays (will do a watch party watching my drink but somehow ends up playing rankdle and then he blames tash for it)
Death maker (his aim is insane but he always forgets to check corners)
8bit binks (choke everything and then blame his wife pinky)

Men I would never trust
Rite2ace
MLT Esports
Ankita C

Men I'd trust:

Boaster and c0m (both harmless, in and out of the server)
nAts (no access to drink)
benjyfishy
Wo0t (just gives off the same energy as a sausage dog)
aspas
t3xture (if someone tried spiking me man would scream so loud the whole county knows)
Jinggg
stax
Mako

Men I'd trust but would fuck up:

Zellsis and Boostio (a little bit of trolling)
Asuna (he would forget)
Chronicle and RieNs (don't care enough to keep an eye out)
zyppan (would probably put salt in it or something)
mindfreak (too busy mogging to watch it)

Men I wouldn't trust:

ANGE1 (it would become the device of another ANGE1 masterclass)
SUYGETSU (too much bm)
ardiis (would down it instantly and then yap about his latest gambling loss)
yay (would tell me to focus on my site)
Mistic (devious aura)
crashies (gives off incel energy)

men id trust (not in order):

1. invy
2. jremy
3. Warbirds
4. solo
5. aspas
6. Lightningfast
7. Laz
8. Onur (goated coach)
9. Meiy
10. Patitek
11. SugarZ3ro
12. Anthem
13. Meteor
14. Medusa
15. TvirusLuke
16. KangKang
17. tex (best German valorant player)
18. Jinggg
19. something
20. f0rsakeN
21. xccurate
22. Monyet
23. d4v4i
24. t3xture
25. Lakia
26. Karon
27. Munchkin
28. Dep
29. Potter (honorary man)

men that would fuck up but try:

1. dummy (hey at least he tried)
2. Boostio (for obvious reasons)
3. cNed (don't ask why)
4. Zellsis (dude will probably turn my drink into the SEN bundle)
5. Demon1 (seriously, don't ask)
6. Mazino
7. kiNgg
8. Boaster (too much dancing 💀)
9. ardiis (too busy trying to lose weight, proud of him tho)
10. mindfreak (mogging 24/7)

men that i wouldnt trust:

1. J0ss00V0sh
2. Rushindra Sinha (🤦‍♂️)
3. t0rm0
4. sp0n
5. Ch0t
6. cr0sh00s
7. V0ct0r
8. M0rv0d
9. v0n0ty
10. M0st0c
11. 0lm0p0ddy