In approximately T -2 days, you will witness the greatness of M80 (the rightful heirs to Ascension's throne)

Prepare to be ensnared in our net, you blubbering marsupials are nothing but noobs.
You dare slander our team? Well you better stack your somonis more.
First be. Then see. Finally, jaywalk over onto our side.
You'll grow happy after just one match.

After all:
THERE'S NOTHING GREATER THAN A MATER.

Billions of blue blistering barnacles!

First Bruhmphrey miss

Go M80! You helped eeiu!

M0/8

if m8s are read as meights
then are m80s read as meighties?