Coldest Caster Calls thread!

What are some of your favourite Valorant Caster Calls?
Here are some of mine:

"El Diablo, baby, you gotta fear him!" - Doug @ NV vs XSET Ascent
"El Diablo is dead, there's a new king of hell - Demon1!" - Pansy @ EG vs FNC Split
"Plenty more players ready to try and fight him, target-rich environment; take your pick, take your time son, because this is YOU lighting the world on fire!" - Bren @ FPX vs KC Icebox
"Suygetsu aims, the reset - absolutely ridiculous!" - Sideshow @ FPX vs PRX Breeze
"WHAT!? Spraydown! And the lockdown, will not do, SQUAT!" - Sideshow @ DRX vs OpTic Gaming Haven
"1 versus 3, there is a time concern here. Zombs, there it is, there's the snakebite - can he stop this? Is the snakebite gonna be enough? It is gonna deny this one for now, and there goes the classic he's - OHHH he's done it, zombs, he's pulled it out of the bag - out of NOTHING!" - DDK @ SEN vs TL Breeze
"All hail King BuZz, long may he reign!" - Doug @ DRX vs FPX Haven
"The future is now! Los Ninos stand tall!" - Doug @ TH vs G2 Sunset

and my personal favourite

"It's time to kiss the ring! Denied no more, deferred no longer! Vindicated, GEN.G stand on top of the world! They are your Masters Shanghai Champions!" - Doug @ GEN.G vs TH Split
^ (CaptainFlowers' cast "The crownless, are finally king! Invictus Gaming are your 2018 World Champions!" would have gone so hard for GEN.G ngl)

its s1mple 1 in the name 1 in the game

"Carpe! He's refusing to lose, holding on so desperately!" - Pansy, FUT x T1, Champions 2023

W post

"It's TenZ's world and were just living in it"
and i forgot but A heaven on haven spike robbery was good too

Rumors of fnatic’s return were greatly exaggerated

They Can't get revenge on Boostio, he once again sends them all trophyless

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

"how?? no no no but how? HOWW? HOW IS HE THERE??? I DONT UNDERSTAND AND HE GETS A KILL ON MIXWELL" - nAts icebox era by @mitchman and @Tombizz

“OH MY GOD THE MAN CAN DO NO WRONG” - Ardiss 1v3 Ascent @pansy

"Rb though! He's putting up the hold that Drx need! A 3v3! A 3v2! RB singlehandedly keeping this team alive! The ace! Almost in hand! The shorty is out to try it! It's stolen as this half was!!!!!" - Mitch
This one is still one of the greatest imo

Some personal favourites

"HE GETS THE ACE, SSCARY, THE HOME TOWN HERO! Drags it across the line in an impossible round!" - Achilios during Bleed vs Scarz at Pacific Ascension

"Manages to slip away, does get marked. Prowler, not a problem for him just yet. Another fight-! Oh my-! OH MY GOD! THE MAN CAN DO NO WRONG!" - Pansy during FPX vs DRX at Champions

"THE FUTURE IS NOW, LOS NINOS STAND TALL!" - Doug on the final round of 100T vs TH at Shanghai

"HE'S SO AWARE, HE'S SO DOMINANT, AND HE'S SO. DAMN. GOOD!" - Achilios during G2 vs TH at Shanghai

"You're never quite gonna be tested like this son." - Bren during FNC vs Loud at Lock//In