vlr users i could beat 1v1

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n1cf

Simp4s0m - i bet dis mf went to a private school. easy win for me

Kirya - i mean, theres no doubt on this one right?

MneMaloMaloMaloTebya - He's russian so he might know how to fight but i doubt cuz he acts like a femboy + hes a weeb

canyon - He's a good user i like him, i do not know if he's really polish or not but if he is, its gon be a tough fight. but i think i'd win

Tanmay - 17 years old reporter, he probably sits in front of his pc all day so it would be easy

cboomer - i would never lose to a french guy

ionlyHave1Zuni - He is brazilian so he might be the only one who would go head2head wit me among all these users but I think i would be the winner because my stamina is outrageous when it comes to fighting (edit: he never fought before so its an easy win)

bronzil_enjoyer - he from madagascar, bro probably summons those animals from the movie so respectfully i dont wanna fight him

pengu12 - he just a penguin

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Asuna_Yuuki

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Private school kids > Public school kids

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SAMPV6

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bro has no idea what he's talking about 🔥

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Asuna_Yuuki

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Its true

Private school kids are faster, stronger, and smarter than public school kids

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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Must be an US thing... mfs in public here are absolute behemoths and private school are fragile rich kids

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widepeepofrosty

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deadass bro they will RIP yo shit open

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Barss

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its the same in the US just spoiled brats

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Asuna_Yuuki

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Nah bro

I can tell y’all are public school kids

Kids in private schools are generally just superior at everything

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Barss

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see what I mean? Just spoiled brats

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Asuna_Yuuki

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Spoiled?

How is my comment spoiled

Its just the truth that private school kids are superior

The kids in my private school were much smarter and hardworking than public school kids

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wykes

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find me any ufc fighter that went to a private school.

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Asuna_Yuuki

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Idk but that is not relevant

continue thread →

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Barss

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ts just the truth that private school kids are superior>

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Asuna_Yuuki

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Al I wrong though?

Private school kids get better, more personalized education and they are PAYING FOR IT

THEY SHOULD be smarter than public schools kids on average

If they aren’t thats just sad

continue thread →

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Shizzle

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thats why u spend ur life on vlr?

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Asuna_Yuuki

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Bro I don’t even spend that much time on this site

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bronzil_enjoyer

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🤓☝

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SAMPV6

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bro's classist 🔥

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Asuna_Yuuki

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How am I classist?

I am just stating a fact

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Psion

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in america public school tells you nothing and private school tells you like 3 things

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Not true I go to private school and public school kids are way to accustomed to fighting, not saying that they are stronger then me most aren’t but it’s how easily they get violent that makes most private school kids here avoid confrontation with them

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Gummybears

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if you broke just say that

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only if those private school kids went to a sports academy. literally every single private school mf i met is built like a stick.

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DeluluGavin

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i bet dis mf went to a private school

I bet his real name is Clarence

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number2_cNed_fan

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i bet clarence's parents have a real good marriage

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TheBigBoiPenguin

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i bet he doesnt want to battle

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WhoseTao

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oml we are good family shaming T_TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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thespecht

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clueless

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benjy

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8 mile!!!!!!!!!

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Kirya

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Bud if we run the 1's i'd destroy you on foe nem

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n1cf

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mans talking shit fam never saw u on roads n shit you pussio

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Ballsamolee

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bro snuck in the word "mans"

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Kirya

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Ok wtf

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kanyefan4238173

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bro said this with his thigh highs on

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Kirya

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nope

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Psion

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daily femboy reminder

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Kirya

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stfu

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wykes

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💀

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Kuuga

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number1_cNed_fan - cb00b

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MneMaloMaloMaloTebya

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he acts like a femboy + hes a weeb

HUUUUUUUUUUUUH dont let me catch you lacking 😭🙏

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n1cf

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ur the sidekick of kirya lil bro, you aint got a chance

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MneMaloMaloMaloTebya

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i am an independent contractor

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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i can do 20 minutes 12 km/h on da treadmill bro my stamina is diff

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n1cf

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can you throw hands tho

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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Idk never fought anyone

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bronzil_enjoyer

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can you beat me?

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n1cf

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I need to know your real nationality

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bronzil_enjoyer

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im from the depth of Madagascar

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Country: Japan
Registered: November 13, 2022
Last post: March 9, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Posts: 5347

you have 5347 posts

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so?

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Mozzarellas

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Mrgoudas would fold you in a 1v1

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Subreezy

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you could not beat me in a 1v1

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I would forfeit so I don't have to fight you. Don't want to fight a big strong human.

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Pengu12

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Hi you think you can beat me?

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bronzil_enjoyer

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🐧🐧🐧

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n1cf

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I can definitely take out a penguin

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Noot noot, noot noot, n-n-noot noot
Pi- pi- pi- pi- pi- pi- pi- pi- pingu, pingu 🐧

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Yo what about me

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n1cf

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im not really familiar with your game im sorry

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zardinez

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Did sport fencing for a while, tough but not particularly strong

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n1cf

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whats ur 1v1 record so far

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zardinez

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In fencing? I got my ass whooped by olympians and 15 year olds all day haha. Haven't ever been in a street fight or anything

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Tanmayyy

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i clear u cNoob fan 🤬

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u’d win for sure v me

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canyon

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if you find some decent protocol to get around 100 ping in Hong Kong or Singapore then we can 1v1 cboob

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n1cf

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nah i mean a real fist fight not valorant

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canyon

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ofc u'd win because I'll never hit my pookie

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n1cf

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aaaawwwwwwwwww 😍😍

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All of these sound reasonable

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Simp4S0m

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Why am I only seeing this now. There’s no way you can beat me lol I’d destroy the shit out of your scrawny ass.

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bronzil_enjoyer

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i think everyone on vlr can beat you

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n1cf

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nah even kirya would beat the shit outta u

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proud_bandwagoners

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a cigar would be enough to smoke a shorty like you