need help with this philosophical conundrum

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queueK

would you rather fuck a carrot with titties or titties with a carrot

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tiddies with a carrot easy

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queueK

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but if you fuck titties with a carrot, is it really you who is fucking? I would say it is the carrot doing the fucking. Therefore fucking titties with a carrot is cuckold behaviour (which is okay if you'e into that) but I'm personally not.

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Can you even fuck tiddies? Like what you insert the carrot between them or sum?

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no you burn them, wtf you supposed to do else

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queueK

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If the titties created a "valley" or a "parabola" of sorts the carrot would be placed in between them - into the valley - and then moved in the line that is perpendicular to the line created by the nipples

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But then there would be no cuckholdery because its not actual fucking. I can put a remote to my girlfriends boobs as a joke and thats not a tiddy fuck.

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Depends if u have tiddies or not. If u have tiddies, the u will derive max pleasurability from the former than the latter. If u do not, this pleasurability factor is immensely reduced, almost to non-existent levels, that you simply have to subscribe to a false or unsatisfactory perception of pleasurability you are at least taking an active part in to scrape up the miniscule amounts of pleasure you can find

I will go into this in more detail in my upcoming academic paper. For now, follow me for updates @omgitspotter

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just eat it ig

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totropahin

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Neither im gay

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ash_knuckles

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So both then

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HOLY BASED

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Cresp

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No moon racoons? Enjoy ur 5 min post cooldown lol

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wdym? i have Moon racoons right here!

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queueK

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let's assume you had to choose. to be fair, the carrot is - a carrot. so it's not really exactly a conundrum that only applies to straight people (assuming straight people and gay people are equally averse to fucking a carrot)

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like does the carrot have tiddies or are you fucking the carrot with your own tiddies

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Didn’t read but I’d have to say penises for fingers