would you rather fuck a carrot with titties or titties with a carrot
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need help with this philosophical conundrum
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ash_knuckles [#2]tiddies with a carrot easy
but if you fuck titties with a carrot, is it really you who is fucking? I would say it is the carrot doing the fucking. Therefore fucking titties with a carrot is cuckold behaviour (which is okay if you'e into that) but I'm personally not.
queueK [#9]but if you fuck titties with a carrot, is it really you who is fucking? I would say it is the carrot doing the fucking. Therefore fucking titties with a carrot is cuckold behaviour (which is okay if you'e into that) but I'm personally not.
Can you even fuck tiddies? Like what you insert the carrot between them or sum?
Cresp [#5]Neither im gay
let's assume you had to choose. to be fair, the carrot is - a carrot. so it's not really exactly a conundrum that only applies to straight people (assuming straight people and gay people are equally averse to fucking a carrot)
Cresp [#12]Can you even fuck tiddies? Like what you insert the carrot between them or sum?
no you burn them, wtf you supposed to do else
Cresp [#12]Can you even fuck tiddies? Like what you insert the carrot between them or sum?
If the titties created a "valley" or a "parabola" of sorts the carrot would be placed in between them - into the valley - and then moved in the line that is perpendicular to the line created by the nipples
queueK [#9]but if you fuck titties with a carrot, is it really you who is fucking? I would say it is the carrot doing the fucking. Therefore fucking titties with a carrot is cuckold behaviour (which is okay if you'e into that) but I'm personally not.
Depends if u have tiddies or not. If u have tiddies, the u will derive max pleasurability from the former than the latter. If u do not, this pleasurability factor is immensely reduced, almost to non-existent levels, that you simply have to subscribe to a false or unsatisfactory perception of pleasurability you are at least taking an active part in to scrape up the miniscule amounts of pleasure you can find
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queueK [#15]If the titties created a "valley" or a "parabola" of sorts the carrot would be placed in between them - into the valley - and then moved in the line that is perpendicular to the line created by the nipples
But then there would be no cuckholdery because its not actual fucking. I can put a remote to my girlfriends boobs as a joke and thats not a tiddy fuck.
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