The clusterfuck that valorant is

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Eldy

I play ranked (I'm immortal 2 btw) after like a week. I'm all ready to go, waiting for team to pick a cool comp. Two fucking losers with names 'His Pussy' and 'Pussy Owner' join in, the loser instalocks jett and the other bro/sis instalocks Sage. Another loser instalocks Reyna while some other dumbass locks Neon. Map's Fracture, I fill, pick breach cuz I'm 1 win away from Imm 3. The Jett dcs after round 2, sage goes in round 8. I'm at 23 frags hardcarrying, 9-3 switch we move to defenders. Jett comes back, has 0/2 score. Match ends 7-13, I'm at literally 31 frags, Jett at 1/8 while sage doesn't buy any util and only heals jett.

GGWP Fuck valorant I delete.

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CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer

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Hi bro how do you get immortal 2. I peak immortal 1 but hardstuck ascendant 3. Any tips to improve

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Eldy

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Try playing only agents you're comfortable with. Do not fucking fill wherever necessary as it will only fuck your own gameplay and not others. I usually play initiators or sentinels as I know we'll have two bottomfragging dogfarts who will instalock either reyna or jett. Just try and play your own game and hit your shots. Never be anxious or be worried about whiffing and even if you do whiff, try to come back from it as soon as you can or you'll fuck the game up. A bit of warmup before ranked goes a long way

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CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer

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Yeah i realised this recently... Also i want to push myself to the limits and try more. Tips to gain confidence to take fights and do weird plyas? Because i expect myself to lose every duel but sometimes im surprised on how many clips i can hit

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I would get a good duo who tries in order to minimize that shit. made my journey to immortal much easier

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Eldy

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my mate has been a bit busy otherwise we play 3 stack lol

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I_am_from_the_future

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you can't 3 stack at immo

LMAO WE GOT HIM BOYS

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Eldy

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nt

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kskm

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yep u can only solo duo or 5 stack from d3+ lol

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Eldy

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Solo Duo or 5 stack yep, its funny how this future guy fell for a 0/8

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I_am_from_the_future

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nope, it been changed since the asc addition.

you can trio up until immo1, and then only solo, duo, 5 stack.

OP has exposed himself within 5min, very impressive.

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Eldy

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lilbro is a baiter and he fell for it and he's tryna be cool now ughhh nt

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I_am_from_the_future

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ill give u baiting lessons in my free time

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Eldy

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na you fell for my 0/8, i think i bait better

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I_am_from_the_future

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i actually bait better because i dont expose myself within the first 5min so nt lil bro, can only go up from here

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Eldy

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buhaha he still fallin for it nt

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I_am_from_the_future

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edaters are an insta avoid for me

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Eldy

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yea can't risk getting banned, i've already had too many penalties lol

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I_am_from_the_future

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then just stand afk and let them remake, it doesn't even give u -3 for that

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Eldy

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there are some degenerates that do not remake sometimes, pistol is important yk

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Alas, I must confess that I shall not be perusing the entirety of such written prose, as the sheer volume and magnitude of its textual content doth give me pause, leaving me to lament the dearth of leisure time at my disposal.

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Cyyygnuuuus

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Same feeling here
At this point I enjoy watching pro Valorant more than playing rankeds myself

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Eldy

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ahaha yes thats a fact, pro val is way more interesting to see and when you go to use those tactics ingame your teammates fuck it up

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acels2

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tracker.gg or didnt happen lil bro

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Eldy

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remind me after the lev vs nrg game please

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Dolphin

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funniest thing is i can't tell if this is satire or a true story