The clusterfuck that valorant is

I play ranked (I'm immortal 2 btw) after like a week. I'm all ready to go, waiting for team to pick a cool comp. Two fucking losers with names 'His Pussy' and 'Pussy Owner' join in, the loser instalocks jett and the other bro/sis instalocks Sage. Another loser instalocks Reyna while some other dumbass locks Neon. Map's Fracture, I fill, pick breach cuz I'm 1 win away from Imm 3. The Jett dcs after round 2, sage goes in round 8. I'm at 23 frags hardcarrying, 9-3 switch we move to defenders. Jett comes back, has 0/2 score. Match ends 7-13, I'm at literally 31 frags, Jett at 1/8 while sage doesn't buy any util and only heals jett.

GGWP Fuck valorant I delete.

Hi bro how do you get immortal 2. I peak immortal 1 but hardstuck ascendant 3. Any tips to improve

CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer [#2]

Hi bro how do you get immortal 2. I peak immortal 1 but hardstuck ascendant 3. Any tips to improve

Try playing only agents you're comfortable with. Do not fucking fill wherever necessary as it will only fuck your own gameplay and not others. I usually play initiators or sentinels as I know we'll have two bottomfragging dogfarts who will instalock either reyna or jett. Just try and play your own game and hit your shots. Never be anxious or be worried about whiffing and even if you do whiff, try to come back from it as soon as you can or you'll fuck the game up. A bit of warmup before ranked goes a long way

I would get a good duo who tries in order to minimize that shit. made my journey to immortal much easier

thatpower [#4]

I would get a good duo who tries in order to minimize that shit. made my journey to immortal much easier

my mate has been a bit busy otherwise we play 3 stack lol

edaters are an insta avoid for me

Alas, I must confess that I shall not be perusing the entirety of such written prose, as the sheer volume and magnitude of its textual content doth give me pause, leaving me to lament the dearth of leisure time at my disposal.

Same feeling here
At this point I enjoy watching pro Valorant more than playing rankeds myself

Eldy [#5]

my mate has been a bit busy otherwise we play 3 stack lol

you can't 3 stack at immo

LMAO WE GOT HIM BOYS

I_am_from_the_future [#9]

you can't 3 stack at immo

LMAO WE GOT HIM BOYS

nt

Eldy [#5]

my mate has been a bit busy otherwise we play 3 stack lol

yep u can only solo duo or 5 stack from d3+ lol

kskm [#11]

yep u can only solo duo or 5 stack from d3+ lol

Solo Duo or 5 stack yep, its funny how this future guy fell for a 0/8

kskm [#11]

yep u can only solo duo or 5 stack from d3+ lol

nope, it been changed since the asc addition.

you can trio up until immo1, and then only solo, duo, 5 stack.

OP has exposed himself within 5min, very impressive.

I_am_from_the_future [#6]

edaters are an insta avoid for me

yea can't risk getting banned, i've already had too many penalties lol

tracker.gg or didnt happen lil bro

acels2 [#15]

tracker.gg or didnt happen lil bro

remind me after the lev vs nrg game please

Eldy [#14]

yea can't risk getting banned, i've already had too many penalties lol

then just stand afk and let them remake, it doesn't even give u -3 for that

I_am_from_the_future [#13]

nope, it been changed since the asc addition.

you can trio up until immo1, and then only solo, duo, 5 stack.

OP has exposed himself within 5min, very impressive.

lilbro is a baiter and he fell for it and he's tryna be cool now ughhh nt

Cyyygnuuuus [#8]

Same feeling here
At this point I enjoy watching pro Valorant more than playing rankeds myself

ahaha yes thats a fact, pro val is way more interesting to see and when you go to use those tactics ingame your teammates fuck it up

Eldy [#18]

lilbro is a baiter and he fell for it and he's tryna be cool now ughhh nt

ill give u baiting lessons in my free time

I_am_from_the_future [#17]

then just stand afk and let them remake, it doesn't even give u -3 for that

there are some degenerates that do not remake sometimes, pistol is important yk

I_am_from_the_future [#20]

ill give u baiting lessons in my free time

na you fell for my 0/8, i think i bait better

Eldy [#22]

na you fell for my 0/8, i think i bait better

i actually bait better because i dont expose myself within the first 5min so nt lil bro, can only go up from here

I_am_from_the_future [#23]

i actually bait better because i dont expose myself within the first 5min so nt lil bro, can only go up from here

buhaha he still fallin for it nt

Eldy [#3]

Try playing only agents you're comfortable with. Do not fucking fill wherever necessary as it will only fuck your own gameplay and not others. I usually play initiators or sentinels as I know we'll have two bottomfragging dogfarts who will instalock either reyna or jett. Just try and play your own game and hit your shots. Never be anxious or be worried about whiffing and even if you do whiff, try to come back from it as soon as you can or you'll fuck the game up. A bit of warmup before ranked goes a long way

Yeah i realised this recently... Also i want to push myself to the limits and try more. Tips to gain confidence to take fights and do weird plyas? Because i expect myself to lose every duel but sometimes im surprised on how many clips i can hit

funniest thing is i can't tell if this is satire or a true story