Beloved user koko https://www.vlr.gg/user/Koreymi has officially been reported missing on vlr and we are opening a search party. Let it be known that whoever has 🐜 will be found by the koko search party. If you see any 🐜in china resembling kirya please report to the search party.
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UPDATE #1:
An anonymous report has reported 2 figures similar to k1rya spotted in northern manchuria with a group of k1rya inc. goons. It is believed that 1 of these figures is k1rya holding the other figure koko hostage. Koko search party helicopters have been dispatched and are on the lookout. Will update after any events.
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UPDATE #2:
Strange shipments have been arriving at an unregistered pharmacy on the Chinese border with Russia. It is believed that this pharmacy is a secret K1rya inc. base to help expand k1rya inc. activities into china. The Koko Search Party is actively looking for volunteers to help conduct a raid to enter the base and retrieve 🐜. Please volunteer here.
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UPDATE #4:
We have received a distress signal from operative trembolonaRage. We sent him in as a double agent to gather intel and blend in with KIRYA INC. He's been undercover for years, but we've never been able to decrypt any of his messages.
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First message
"operation is primed and ready. waiting on kirya to finish the femboy expo"
Second message
"mayday mayday i think i ve been found this will be my final message whatever is going on here has kirya inc written all over it a little too all over it i mean kirya inc uniforms skirts ofc and weapons but i don t buy it whatever is going on here kirya has no idea about it"
The key being "stats" doesn't make any sense, tremboloneRage could've been a better one :P
STATS
mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate
RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)
can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game
I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.
heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze
Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
With punctuation
MAYDAY. MAYDAY. I think I've been found, this will be my final message. Whatever is going on here has KIRYA INC written all over it...a little too all over it. I mean...Kirya inc uniforms (skirts ofc) and weapons, but I don't buy it. Whatever is going on here...kirya has no idea about it.
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