2-1 mibr
Thursday, April 24th
5:00 PM EDT
Patch 10.07
100T ban Lotus; MIBR ban Fracture; 100T pick Split; MIBR pick Icebox; 100T ban Pearl; MIBR ban Ascent; Haven remains
Betting
$100 on
MIBR
returned
$152 at 1.52 pre-match odds
$100 on
MIBR
returned
$155 at 1.55 pre-match odds
Maps/Stats
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Split
PICK
1:06:50
100 Thieves
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| R2.0 | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.39 1.37 1.42 | 204 187 223 | 17 9 8 | / 8 4 4 / | 7 4 3 | +9 +5 +4 | 78% 75% 82% | 132 124 140 | 22% 13% 38% | 2 1 1 | 1 0 1 | +1 +1 0 | |
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1.24 1.26 1.22 | 258 239 280 | 21 10 11 | / 14 7 7 / | 4 2 2 | +7 +3 +4 | 70% 83% 55% | 155 142 169 | 25% 43% 16% | 4 2 2 | 1 0 1 | +3 +2 +1 | |
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0.94 0.63 1.29 | 157 142 176 | 12 5 7 | / 12 8 4 / | 4 3 1 | 0 -3 +3 | 74% 67% 82% | 106 97 117 | 24% 21% 29% | 0 0 0 | 4 4 0 | -4 -4 0 | |
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0.80 0.89 0.71 | 163 185 139 | 13 8 5 | / 12 7 5 / | 4 1 3 | +1 +1 0 | 74% 67% 82% | 100 108 90 | 31% 38% 25% | 2 1 1 | 2 2 0 | 0 -1 +1 | |
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0.72 1.14 0.27 | 174 209 136 | 16 10 6 | / 16 7 9 / | 6 3 3 | 0 +3 -3 | 57% 67% 45% | 101 130 70 | 29% 40% 19% | 2 1 1 | 5 1 4 | -3 0 -3 |
| R2.0 | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.28 1.37 1.20 | 260 274 248 | 18 9 9 | / 15 7 8 / | 3 1 2 | +3 +2 +1 | 87% 82% 92% | 173 183 163 | 22% 20% 25% | 7 3 4 | 3 1 2 | +4 +2 +2 | |
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1.00 0.73 1.24 | 205 104 298 | 15 4 11 | / 16 7 9 / | 3 0 3 | -1 -3 +2 | 61% 55% 67% | 133 65 195 | 30% 60% 23% | 3 2 1 | 2 0 2 | +1 +2 -1 | |
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0.86 0.64 1.05 | 144 129 159 | 11 5 6 | / 16 9 7 / | 12 7 5 | -5 -4 -1 | 78% 73% 83% | 93 75 109 | 35% 36% 35% | 2 1 1 | 2 2 0 | 0 -1 +1 | |
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0.86 1.30 0.46 | 153 239 75 | 11 9 2 | / 16 7 9 / | 8 3 5 | -5 +2 -7 | 65% 91% 42% | 95 152 42 | 34% 36% 29% | 1 0 1 | 0 0 0 | +1 0 +1 | |
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0.61 0.50 0.71 | 83 63 103 | 7 2 5 | / 16 7 9 / | 6 3 3 | -9 -5 -4 | 65% 64% 67% | 60 49 70 | 30% 44% 18% | 0 0 0 | 3 2 1 | -3 -2 -1 |
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| R2.0 | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.34 1.42 1.39 | 182 175 193 | 27 12 15 | / 13 6 7 / | 12 5 7 | +14 +6 +8 | 83% 71% 91% | 127 119 133 | 25% 16% 37% | 3 1 2 | 3 1 2 | 0 0 0 | |
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0.97 1.56 1.31 | 252 198 268 | 36 11 25 | / 21 11 10 / | 9 5 4 | +15 0 +15 | 80% 76% 83% | 154 126 175 | 21% 19% 22% | 5 1 4 | 4 4 0 | +1 -3 +4 | |
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1.22 1.35 1.29 | 267 229 294 | 38 14 24 | / 25 10 15 / | 14 2 12 | +13 +4 +9 | 83% 88% 78% | 175 142 199 | 23% 40% 17% | 6 4 2 | 2 0 2 | +4 +4 0 | |
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1.19 0.85 0.99 | 208 231 179 | 30 15 15 | / 23 10 13 / | 12 4 8 | +7 +5 +2 | 80% 76% 83% | 128 152 109 | 29% 39% 21% | 4 1 3 | 2 2 0 | +2 -1 +3 | |
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0.92 0.63 0.75 | 183 183 181 | 28 12 16 | / 27 11 16 / | 9 5 4 | +1 +1 0 | 65% 65% 65% | 108 112 105 | 29% 42% 22% | 5 1 4 | 6 2 4 | -1 -1 0 |
| R2.0 | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.45 0.57 1.08 | 217 289 97 | 28 23 5 | / 31 18 13 / | 10 4 6 | -3 +5 -8 | 70% 83% 53% | 132 188 56 | 40% 46% 24% | 2 0 2 | 1 1 0 | +1 -1 +2 | |
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0.77 1.17 0.94 | 200 154 264 | 27 12 15 | / 32 19 13 / | 5 2 3 | -5 -7 +2 | 68% 70% 65% | 131 100 173 | 23% 20% 26% | 3 2 1 | 6 3 3 | -3 -1 -2 | |
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0.69 1.02 0.83 | 182 165 233 | 25 12 13 | / 32 19 13 / | 7 4 3 | -7 -7 0 | 73% 65% 82% | 120 102 145 | 24% 19% 31% | 8 4 4 | 7 5 2 | +1 -1 +2 | |
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0.50 0.91 0.67 | 129 117 151 | 15 8 7 | / 31 20 11 / | 22 13 9 | -16 -12 -4 | 75% 65% 88% | 88 76 105 | 25% 25% 26% | 3 1 2 | 5 3 2 | -2 -2 0 | |
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0.43 0.62 0.51 | 103 85 122 | 14 6 8 | / 33 19 14 / | 7 4 3 | -19 -13 -6 | 58% 52% 65% | 67 58 80 | 31% 39% 24% | 1 1 0 | 4 3 1 | -3 -2 -1 |
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Icebox
PICK
37:57
100 Thieves
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100T
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| R2.0 | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.80 1.78 1.80 | 346 332 353 | 24 6 18 | / 9 3 6 / | 5 2 3 | +15 +3 +12 | 88% 100% 83% | 218 195 228 | 18% 18% 17% | 5 1 4 | 0 0 0 | +5 +1 +4 | |
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1.38 1.27 1.42 | 160 146 166 | 10 3 7 | / 5 2 3 / | 5 1 4 | +5 +1 +4 | 88% 60% 100% | 121 106 128 | 32% 25% 36% | 1 0 1 | 2 1 1 | -1 -1 0 | |
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1.37 1.12 1.47 | 276 203 307 | 17 4 13 | / 11 3 8 / | 10 0 10 | +6 +1 +5 | 100% 100% 100% | 201 143 225 | 21% 33% 18% | 2 2 0 | 1 0 1 | +1 +2 -1 | |
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1.25 1.92 0.97 | 252 341 216 | 17 7 10 | / 11 3 8 / | 8 3 5 | +6 +4 +2 | 88% 100% 83% | 165 258 127 | 27% 40% 19% | 2 0 2 | 0 0 0 | +2 0 +2 | |
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0.79 0.39 0.95 | 192 121 223 | 12 2 10 | / 11 4 7 / | 3 2 1 | +1 -2 +3 | 76% 60% 83% | 117 69 136 | 29% 50% 25% | 3 0 3 | 1 1 0 | +2 -1 +3 |
| R2.0 | ACS | K | D | A | +/– | KAST | ADR | HS% | FK | FD | +/– | ||
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1.37 1.60 0.82 | 281 335 151 | 17 14 3 | / 15 11 4 / | 2 1 1 | +2 +3 -1 | 76% 75% 80% | 182 220 90 | 44% 54% 20% | 1 0 1 | 1 1 0 | 0 -1 +1 | |
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0.87 0.81 1.01 | 195 200 184 | 12 8 4 | / 16 12 4 / | 2 2 0 | -4 -4 0 | 76% 83% 60% | 129 133 120 | 14% 8% 50% | 0 0 0 | 4 3 1 | -4 -3 -1 | |
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0.42 0.36 0.57 | 113 106 130 | 4 3 1 | / 15 11 4 / | 10 6 4 | -11 -8 -3 | 71% 58% 100% | 82 76 95 | 16% 18% 13% | 1 0 1 | 3 1 2 | -2 -1 -1 | |
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0.39 0.37 0.42 | 123 105 168 | 7 4 3 | / 17 12 5 / | 1 1 0 | -10 -8 -2 | 47% 42% 60% | 77 66 103 | 32% 33% 30% | 1 1 0 | 1 1 0 | 0 0 0 | |
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0.22 0.07 0.58 | 103 65 196 | 7 3 4 | / 17 12 5 / | 4 3 1 | -10 -9 -1 | 53% 50% 60% | 50 28 103 | 36% 14% 57% | 1 1 0 | 4 4 0 | -3 -3 0 |
Head-to-head
Past Matches
Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
orangejuice [#9]Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
sybau
Raftlot [#5]mibr 2-1 100t verno drops 69 and gets a cpf
ele ainda não tem ? o Brasil é uma vergonha mesmo, verno já é um herói da nação e não tem o devido reconhecimento
itsFake [#15]ele ainda não tem ? o Brasil é uma vergonha mesmo, verno já é um herói da nação e não tem o devido reconhecimento
O cartório tá cobrando 20 conto pra emitir e ninguém quer pagar 😢
orangejuice [#9]Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
isnt this just asuna?
Elby56 [#17]MiBR 2-0
Boostio will play like he forgot to plug in his monitor and Asuna actually won't plug his in.
he will unplug his monitor by hitting it with his shaky ass hand
Veri [#24]In all fairness MIBR should 2-0 this, we are just better at everything. That being said im scared pls dont choke guys
isso se o asuna não sair cagando bala como de costume
dito isso, mibr vai pickar icebox e o asuna vai cagar tudo e ainda vai levar o mapa sozinho
orangejuice [#9]Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
booooring text
MourninggStarr [#13]riot repeated script
groups:
3-2, lost to SEN and KRU (2024 stage 1) ✅
3-2, lost to SEN and KRU (2025 stage 1) ✅playoffs:
100T 2-0 LOUD, 100T 2-1 LEV, 100T 2-1 G2, 100T 3-0 G2 (2024 stage 1) ✅
100T 2-0 MIBR, 100T 2-1 KRU, 100T 2-1 G2, 100T 3-0 G2 (2025 stage 1) ❓edit: 100T is done,
just no
orangejuice [#9]Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
aspas drops 90 against your team
orangejuice [#9]Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
Is that why all the pros that play against him praise him so highly?
orangejuice [#9]Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
bait
FsuJordan [#70]100t 2-1 still (yes I’m coping). They’re shit on split idk why they still pick it.
icebox is probably mibr's best map, you're so delusional lol
100Tchoke [#72]Icebox. Aspas so good on this map but it’s Aspas and friends vs a 100T. I know they pick split as their map pick but that was the worst case for them. Not sure why they picked it.
Trust, 100t taking icebox
Yeah nvm. I hate 100T. I hate all Americans
redding [#77]It’s official. I have been a 100T fan for years. But we are shit. I hope we lose hard & get a roster reset at this point. This roster CANNOT do it. They CANNOT compete with the top.
Fire Zikz
orangejuice [#9]Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
nice ragebait
Tyler_1998 [#2]100t 2-1 mibr , cryo drops 80
where are 100t now ? HAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cryo is so ass bro
SudokuDude [#92]100T wasn't the one who said that xd relax
I know bro, but first map there were some 15 different threads saying he is because he went 10/12
shzuo [#94]I know bro, but first map there were some 15 different threads saying he is because he went 10/12
Oh I thought you were mentioning TH's take. My apologies. I do agree with you tho. Aspas is the goat for a reason.
orangejuice [#9]Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
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MathiasGoated [#97]Cortezia 23 HS% nooooooo my HS king 💔💔💔
he is buying judge and shorty rn, rip MR headshot
Ryzeee [#107]Wait, how can Verno have the lowest ACS yet the highest rating?
Probably because of low death
Ryzeee [#107]Wait, how can Verno have the lowest ACS yet the highest rating?
he saved a lot of rounds for MIBR thats why he got a higher rating than them.
Ronyko23 [#112]lowest acs/kills & top rating is shameless.Cortezia is by far second best player in team no matter the stats.
who cares
hes statiscally the best clutcher in americas
I truly for the best interest of 100T hope they get destroyed by NRG today so we can get roster changes by keeping Cryocells and eeiu and maybe just maybe Asuna (due to his recent form which is decent).
- boostio has been putting up FNS number without actual high level calling just fight this or fight that.
- zander has definately proven to be a clear downgrade from bang.
orangejuice [#9]Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
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Tyler_1998 [#2]100t 2-1 mibr , cryo drops 80
your bitch be playing sage, come on, you dont even believe in the words you r saying
abcdshsh [#115]I truly for the best interest of 100T hope they get destroyed by NRG today so we can get roster changes by keeping Cryocells and eeiu and maybe just maybe Asuna (due to his recent form which is decent).
- boostio has been putting up FNS number without actual high level calling just fight this or fight that.
- zander has definately proven to be a clear downgrade from bang.
Asuna leaving 100T? Theres no way
Ronyko23 [#112]lowest acs/kills & top rating is shameless.Cortezia is by far second best player in team no matter the stats.
with half his deaths and the same KAST, the rating system will always favour that. Kills aren't everything.
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