shzuo
Flag: Brazil
Registered: June 25, 2022
Last post: February 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Posts: 2025
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you're only right about him playing yoru

posted 1 day ago

DRX was just better bro is not the end of the world lmao

posted 4 days ago

Don't underestimate DRX and group stage...

posted 4 days ago

Need to grind a lil bit, started playing again two weeks ago I think

posted 6 days ago

Need to grind a little bit but hope I got to plat at some time
I'm having fun at least

posted 6 days ago

what happened

posted 6 days ago

yes you fucking idiot brazilians cheer for our brazilians

posted 2 weeks ago

my king knows

posted 2 weeks ago

You're right actually
But Leo is below them since he just went crazy on 2023.
And Sacy higher (the only one with champions/masters and with different teams)

posted 2 weeks ago

he start learning english last year
he's just that good on everything he does

posted 2 weeks ago

LESS MY GOAT!!!
YOU DESERVE IT!!!
VOCÊ MERECE CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted 2 weeks ago

THE GOAT IS ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted 2 weeks ago

Maybe some NA team bro.

posted 2 weeks ago

VAMO LESS PORRA!!!!!!!!!!!

posted 2 weeks ago

VAMO LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

posted 2 weeks ago

yeah bro it's a pity but there's nothing we can do, just wait
next year he for sure will be on some franchise team

posted 2 weeks ago

Furia.
2G at least tries

posted 2 weeks ago

I got 30 💀💀💀

posted 2 weeks ago

downfall from where lil bro

posted 2 weeks ago

GIRA ASPAS

posted 2 weeks ago

ATIRA NO CORPO BANDO DE NEWBA!

posted 2 weeks ago

+46 THE GOAT
RESPECT THE GOAT!!!

posted 2 weeks ago

Great

posted 3 weeks ago

That's a good decision, NZR seems to be a more passive guy while Artzin is very proactive and already was with Frod last year
NZR can be second calling right now and help with the tactics (since he have the know-how) while Artzin leads the rounds

posted 3 weeks ago

They would win Champions or a Masters.

posted 3 weeks ago

The best team of all time.

posted 3 weeks ago

that was a creative bait i admit

posted 3 weeks ago

lmao

posted 3 weeks ago

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

posted 3 weeks ago

coldest take

posted 3 weeks ago

y0y

posted 3 weeks ago

You didn't see Furia?

posted 3 weeks ago

the problem with EG is their 5 players.

posted 3 weeks ago

and cortezia + xenom are a little nervous yet, let they have more experience that they will get even better

posted 3 weeks ago

facts

posted 3 weeks ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

posted 3 weeks ago

florescent don't have any good teammates on Apeks
you want her to go to another team without good teammates?

posted 3 weeks ago

you don't have enough knowledge to understand how a good team works

posted 3 weeks ago

ASPAS IS THE GREATEST TO EVER TOUCH THE GAME, DON'T EVER DOUBT HIM, YOU DB.

This man could 1v9 with a Classic and a dream. He breathes different air. Oxygen turns into pure skill the moment it enters his lungs. You put aspas in a 1v5, and it becomes a 1v1—because the other four already accepted their fate.

His crosshair placement is scientifically classified as divine intervention. NASA analyzed his flicks and concluded that they operate outside the laws of physics.

Aspas doesn’t warm up; he lets the lobby cool down.

His opponents don’t have bad games; they just had the misfortune of queuing into the Messiah of Mechanics.

If aspas switched to Minecraft, he’d find a way to headshot people with a pickaxe.

If he played CS2, they’d have to rename it Aspas2.

If he played League, Faker would retire.

If he played chess, Magnus Carlsen would uninstall.

Some say Chamber was nerfed because aspas’ presence alone made him a tier 0 agent.

His Jett dashes are poetry in motion. If art museums had esports exhibitions, his clips would be framed.

When aspas dies in-game, it's actually a visual bug.

He doesn't need comms, he doesn't need strats, he doesn't need a warm-up. All he needs is a mouse and a reason.

Aspas could solo queue into a bot match and still find a way to clutch a 1v5. (WE JUST WATCHED IT HAPPEN)

WHEN THE WORLD ENDS, THE ONLY THINGS LEFT WILL BE COCKROACHES AND ASPAS' IMPACT.

YOU DOUBTED HIM? YOU THOUGHT HE FELL OFF? APOLOGIZE. REPENT. ACCEPT THAT ASPAS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE HIM.

posted 3 weeks ago

you don't know shit bro

posted 3 weeks ago

aspas is the only player in the world that went +11 on a map and people say he didn't play well LMAO

posted 3 weeks ago

?

posted 3 weeks ago

and ex IGL

posted 3 weeks ago

me with vitality (they played two games in 15 days)

posted 3 weeks ago
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