Valorant Mommy Ranking

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Hades_Loves_Rb

14 Astra
13 Clove
12 Skye
11 Raze
10 Neon
9 Killjoy
8 Vyse
7 Jett
6 Sage
5 Deadlock
4 Fade
3 Reyna
2 Viper
1 Rb 🐐

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bronzil_enjoyer

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you're not cockloudy lil bro

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Booster

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go outside

#5

Hades_Loves_Rb

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its cold :(

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Prasinos

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U are Brazilian my guy, there is no cold in here.
Only if u livd in the border of Brazil and Argentina, than its cold.

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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Im not brazillian, im Palestinian-I live in Massachusetts

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catNmouse

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how did you learn portuguese?

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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I am nowhere near fluent (prob like intermediate level) but I learned from school (it was an elective)-work (a bunch of guys I worked with spoke it and very little english)-and google translate helps a lot for words I dont know-especially for Valorant since they use a lot of terms that arent used in real life

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Lucrix

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Boston Massachusetts?

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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like 30 minutes outside there

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idkmanwth

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deadlock over killjoy, sage
https://imgur.com/VyuzSlH

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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u dont know ball

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milflover92

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she's literally a pretty, 6 foot norwegian girl with her whole kit being based around BDSM. If anything, she's #1 on the list. AND she can shake ass in game.

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nobody___100

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mfs really saying anything on the internet these days

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milflover92

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sayin the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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this may be the best thing ive read on this website

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milflover92

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I get so wet just thinking about her and her kit honestly. Makes me a little flustered thinking of calling her mommy.... 😳I need her in real life

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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?????????????

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Cabo_

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YOO THIS IS WILD LMAO

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xLeo

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bruh

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Bhrubby

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Sagemommy clears

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w1atrak

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She's gone

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BabyWizard

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Neon at 9 is criminal

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1243

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neon is a minor. no jett in the list too?

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BabyWizard

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So what me too, also shes been out for 2/3 years so shes gotta be 18

Also hi:3

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1243

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hi :3
im a minor too :)
still this post calling neon "mommy" is a bit weird, unless he's a minor too then it's okay :)

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BabyWizard

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yep :3

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Tristen11

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Mods, check his hard drive
https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/mods-twist-his-nuts-clockwise-pin-him-down-gif-8614680096187065128

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BabyWizard

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ME? NOT THE OP???

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cloudberry

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Neon's 19. Only agent in the game to have a confirmed age (there's a fun fact for ya)

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z12

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n00n hope they remove the rest of her abilities in the next patch she is too op rn

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1243

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okay i researched, it seems both you and I are wrong, riot never OFFICIALLY confirmed neons age but the number 19 is a misconception which arises from some youtuber and valorant wikipedia which is not official.
several sites do state 19 though so it's a common misconception.

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cloudberry

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Ye mb I should've double checked with an official source

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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neon is older than me bro also forgot jett added her

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saebr

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Knew this list was going to suck when skye is at 11

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eszett

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you're weird

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H3ENnZ

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Blud what

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kfan4238173

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Reyna is bottom 3 ibr

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livefrmhollywood

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I sent this to my lesbian bronze friends. They were aghast, and demanded I send this corrected list.

Viper
Reyna
Astra
Fade
Vyse
Deadlock
Skye
Sage
Raze
Jett
Neon
Killjoy
Clove

#32

welikefortniteandvalorant

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Clove and neon are top 3 bro

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delighted

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Deadlock should be number 1

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mustafais

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Where’s brimmy

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CoCloudy

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dumbass list
loser

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Frogger0_0

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you need to keep making these lists

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CoCloudy

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no new agent out :(

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Frogger0_0

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did you update it for waylay
nvm you did

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CoCloudy

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my first thought when a new agents comes out is whether or not if its fitting for the list

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Frogger0_0

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you are not cockloudy lil bro