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Story of Kirya The Femb0y

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boilin_cockroach

To listen while reading allat: https://open.spotify.com/track/060RNnzoMay3wKJek1faPc

The Story of Kirya: VLR.GG’s Most Famous Femboy
Today, we are going to talk about Kirya — by far the most well-known femboy on vlr.gg.
Let’s dive in!

The Beginning: A Loyal FPX Supporter
In 2022, when our subject first appeared on the site, he was what we would call a die-hard MEMEA fan — more specifically, an FPX (Navi) cheerleader. There was a user called Shao_show, and they would often engage in a circle jerk. For example: https://www.vlr.gg/139249/all-region-fans-come-except-shitmea.
At this point in time, you could already notice that Kirya was not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. Just take a look at these posts:
https://www.vlr.gg/post/1452627/na-without-pearl, https://www.vlr.gg/140698/fpx-doubters-wya.
No femboy signs yet, but his submissive attitude may have developed due to frequently getting owned by vlr.gg dwellers.

The Femboy Label: Champions LA 2023
The first mention of Kirya being a femboy came during Champions LA 2023: https://www.vlr.gg/254322/obelisk-come.
Our subject was frantically trying to refute the accusations made against him, but goatssirskiiii had our little femboy on his leash. Kirya even posted some disgraceful things, such as https://www.vlr.gg/post/2700316/i-missed-it, https://www.vlr.gg/post/2741494/favorite-user, and https://www.vlr.gg/post/2762632/vlr-user-list.
These were the moments when he solidified his reputation as the number one femboy on the site.

The SEN-FPX Meow Bet: Champions 2024
During Champions 2024, this brat promised to meow on the internet if SEN beat FPX. He did eventually meow but quickly deleted the post. Of course, some people still had Kirya’s meowtape, and one of them even made a thread about it on VLR: https://www.vlr.gg/390113/k1rya-is-a-femboy.
The thread has since been removed, as Kirya reported it for doxxing. Our twink truly is miserable. It’s reached the point where he has to create a cult around himself so fewer people will expose his true nature: https://www.vlr.gg/post/4091059/im-part-of-kirya-gang-now.
Nevertheless, there’s no room for denial: https://www.vlr.gg/393179/serious-do-you-think-this-could-happen-in-val/#2.

Conclusion
In the end, Kirya’s journey on vlr.gg is both strange and a little sad. His transformation from a big FPX fan to the site’s most famous femboy is something that not many people would have predicted. While some see him as ridiculous, others find him entertaining.

THANKS FOR READING :)

Nutab1e catching random strays 😭: https://www.vlr.gg/post/2702469/is-there-femboy-vlr-users

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boilin_cockroach
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what offseason does to mfs 🤦🏼‍♂️

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No one believe this guy. He is spreading false information. Kirya is NOT a femboy and he will never be one. It was his cat that meowed not him.

Sincerely, KIRYA INC

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nihso [#3]

No one believe this guy. He is spreading false information. Kirya is NOT a femboy and he will never be one. It was his cat that meowed not him.

Sincerely, KIRYA INC

There is simply too many evidence. No room for denial

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boilin_cockroach [#4]

There is simply too many evidence. No room for denial

The meowing was his cat. All of those "sus" messages were obviously him getting hacked.

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Obelisk
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Man made a article about kirya at this rate none of us are safe 😭😭😭

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H3ENnZ
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Its the matter of time that Kirya pops out

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boilin_cockroach
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H3ENnZ [#7]

Its the matter of time that Kirya pops out

i wouldn’t be surprised if he reported this thread too lmao

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boilin_cockroach [#8]

i wouldn’t be surprised if he reported this thread too lmao

He's busy lil bro

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nihso [#9]

He's busy lil bro

A fucking yo

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Soddalele
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Obelisk [#6]

Man made a article about kirya at this rate none of us are safe 😭😭😭

hide, kirya will come

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Kirya
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nihso [#3]

No one believe this guy. He is spreading false information. Kirya is NOT a femboy and he will never be one. It was his cat that meowed not him.

Sincerely, KIRYA INC

^

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Kirya
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Bro forgot art1st thread

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nihso
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Kirya [#13]

Bro forgot art1st thread

I was gonna mention that but like yk.

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TheAceGamer30
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amazing story, thanks for making the offseason more entertaining

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TheAceGamer30 [#15]

amazing story, thanks for making the offseason more entertaining

Aye my g

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boilin_cockroach
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Kirya [#13]

Bro forgot art1st thread

in some of those earlier threads your comments wouldn’t be shown so idk

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boilin_cockroach
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TheAceGamer30 [#15]

amazing story, thanks for making the offseason more entertaining

Yeah thanks dude, someone has to keep this site alive

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Itsover
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Obelisk [#16]

Aye my g

Hello there teammate!

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syncz
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I will NOT tolerate these slanderous lies! KiryaINC will be SUING you for DEFAMATION. See you in court.

:3

#21
Itsover
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boilin_cockroach [#18]

Yeah thanks dude, someone has to keep this site alive

You are winning on vlr while AceGoat is winning in ranked

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boilin_cockroach
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Itsover [#21]

You are winning on vlr while AceGoat is winning in ranked

which server are ya guys playing? would like to play with you

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catNmouse
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Obelisk [#16]

Aye my g

How did you get 0 stars

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boilin_cockroach [#22]

which server are ya guys playing? would like to play with you

Stockholm+Frankfurt

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boilin_cockroach
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Itsover [#24]

Stockholm+Frankfurt

Basically the same servers as mine, drop your discord

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boilin_cockroach [#25]

Basically the same servers as mine, drop your discord

2324345

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nihso
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syncz [#20]

I will NOT tolerate these slanderous lies! KiryaINC will be SUING you for DEFAMATION. See you in court.

:3

Thanks syncz for defending the King.

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boilin_cockroach
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Itsover [#26]

2324345

request sent

#29
bronzil_enjoyer
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i never saw the meowtape

#30
nihso
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bronzil_enjoyer [#29]

i never saw the meowtape

#60
btw it wasnt him it was his cat

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boilin_cockroach
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bump to spread the truth about k0rya

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Kirya
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boilin_cockroach [#31]

bump to spread the truth about k0rya

bro cant get enough interractions cause no one believes you kkkkk
s0n fan = not trustworthy

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boilin_cockroach [#31]

bump to spread the truth about k0rya

Buddy is desperate. Kinda sad tbh. Join KIRYA INC and maybe you'll find people that will agree with you.

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boilin_cockroach
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nihso [#33]

Buddy is desperate. Kinda sad tbh. Join KIRYA INC and maybe you'll find people that will agree with you.

sadly i mog both you pricks

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Aayan
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Kirya [#32]

bro cant get enough interractions cause no one believes you kkkkk
s0n fan = not trustworthy

Bro wrote an autobiography and this is your response

Kirya inc is gonna go bankrupt with this kind of publicity

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nihso
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boilin_cockroach [#34]

sadly i mog both you pricks

At being a loser kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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AstroGalaxy
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w story gang

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Kirya
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Aayan [#35]

Bro wrote an autobiography and this is your response

Kirya inc is gonna go bankrupt with this kind of publicity

Fake autobiography with purpose of slandering me
I am NOT a femboy

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I_LOVE_LESS
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Kirya [#38]

Fake autobiography with purpose of slandering me
I am NOT a femboy

i bet i could make you bark for me and call me mommy

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nihso
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AstroGalaxy [#37]

w story gang

?????? this is slander against our boss and you're saying W?

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Kirya
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I_LOVE_LESS [#39]

i bet i could make you bark for me and call me mommy

You're freaky as hell
please stop talking to me creep

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nihso
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I_LOVE_LESS [#39]

i bet i could make you bark for me and call me mommy

No you couldn't.

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nihso [#40]

?????? this is slander against our boss and you're saying W?

shit i mean uh, FUCK YOU ROACH FOR SHIT TALKING OUR BOSS!

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Aayan
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Kirya [#38]

Fake autobiography with purpose of slandering me
I am NOT a femboy

Accepting your past is the only way to get past it

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greenshep
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I_LOVE_LESS [#39]

i bet i could make you bark for me and call me mommy

hands off the keyboard please

#46
boilin_cockroach
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Aayan [#44]

Accepting your past is the only way to get past it

twink saying fake autobiography when all i did was post his own words lmao

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Kirya
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boilin_cockroach [#46]

twink saying fake autobiography when all i did was post his own words lmao

You obviously linked fake vlr website that you've made

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I_LOVE_LESS
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Kirya [#41]

You're freaky as hell
please stop talking to me creep

ur "cult" are the ones who were talking about fucking me the other day

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nihso
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boilin_cockroach [#46]

twink saying fake autobiography when all i did was post his own words lmao

Those posts were unauthentic as he was hacked during that time. The meowing was hit cat.

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Kirya
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I_LOVE_LESS [#48]

ur "cult" are the ones who were talking about fucking me the other day

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
denied
also its not a cult, its a company

#51
nihso
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AstroGalaxy [#43]

shit i mean uh, FUCK YOU ROACH FOR SHIT TALKING OUR BOSS!

Yeah fuck u roach

#52
nihso
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I_LOVE_LESS [#48]

ur "cult" are the ones who were talking about fucking me the other day

Not a cult. We're business men.

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boilin_cockroach [#34]

sadly i mog both you pricks

no u suck
if u want attention then join KIRYA INC

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Dorszlol20
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W kirya W fpx W navi L s0n

#55
Cu55Ku55_______
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k0rya keke

#56
boilin_cockroach
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Dorszlol20 [#54]

W kirya W fpx W navi L s0n

temu yessirskiiii ain’t no way 😹

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CarnageBTC
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nihso [#27]

Thanks syncz for defending the King.

*Queen

#58
nihso
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CarnageBTC [#57]

*Queen

He's a 6'5 muscular, wealthy, handsome male.

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CarnageBTC
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nihso [#58]

He's a 6'5 muscular, wealthy, handsome male.

proof ? keke

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nihso
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CarnageBTC [#59]

proof ? keke

Join KIRYA INC for proof.

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This is one of the most slanderous pieces of work we have ever seen !!
Mods take this down right this instant !
Or else our lawyers will be contacting...

Sincerely, KIRYA INC

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nihso
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CoCloudy [#61]

This is one of the most slanderous pieces of work we have ever seen !!
Mods take this down right this instant !
Or else our lawyers will be contacting...

Sincerely, KIRYA INC

Why do you still have the PRX flair. You basically a part time. Change the flair to ZYG to be full time.

#63
CoCloudy
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nihso [#62]

Why do you still have the PRX flair. You basically a part time. Change the flair to ZYG to be full time.

BTU BUT BUT
n1CF STILL HAS HIS FLAIR
i dont think its fair... that HE gets to keep it...
but I dont hmpf... crosses arms and looks away

#64
CarnageBTC
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nihso [#60]

Join KIRYA INC for proof.

that will make me sad... i was hoping for kirya to be a femboy .. unlucky

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post the meowing or im not reading allat

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nihso
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CoCloudy [#63]

BTU BUT BUT
n1CF STILL HAS HIS FLAIR
i dont think its fair... that HE gets to keep it...
but I dont hmpf... crosses arms and looks away

He was excused since PCF were playing today. Not sure why he hasn't changed it yet. I'll have a talk with him. Don't worry you can keep your PRX flair winks

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nihso
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KOMPOSTO [#65]

post the meowing or im not reading allat

Why would you wanna hear a cat meow? Just look up a video of a cat meowing.

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boilin_cockroach
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KOMPOSTO [#65]

post the meowing or im not reading allat

mods are gonna ban me if i do

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Phanification
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nihso [#67]

Why would you wanna hear a cat meow? Just look up a video of a cat meowing.

because we valorant players have ekittens to meow for us and it turns us on

#70
nihso
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Phanification [#69]

because we valorant players have ekittens to meow for us and it turns us on

Oh ok.

#71
FrostTree187
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Lmao honestly wont be suprised if someone made an entire history of vlr baiters from 2020-2024 at this point

#72
Zephyros
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do one on shadow
the OG baiter

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nihso [#67]

Why would you wanna hear a cat meow? Just look up a video of a cat meowing.

I wanna hear a femboy meow not a cat meow

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boilin_cockroach
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FrostTree187 [#71]

Lmao honestly wont be suprised if someone made an entire history of vlr baiters from 2020-2024 at this point

not someone but only me, these lazy mfs here won’t do shit

#75
boilin_cockroach
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Zephyros [#72]

do one on shadow
the OG baiter

There is a story about number1_cNed_fan which is upcoming. After it i’ll make one about yessirskiiii

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danii1
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CoCloudy [#63]

BTU BUT BUT
n1CF STILL HAS HIS FLAIR
i dont think its fair... that HE gets to keep it...
but I dont hmpf... crosses arms and looks away

What is happening

#77
Zephyros
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boilin_cockroach [#75]

There is a story about number1_cNed_fan which is upcoming. After it i’ll make one about yessirskiiii

cant wait

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BoF7ooM
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bronzil_enjoyer [#29]

i never saw the meowtape

Here you go 😄
https://imgur.com/a/k0rya-meows-gclPLnO

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bronzil_enjoyer
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BoF7ooM [#78]

Here you go 😄
https://imgur.com/a/k0rya-meows-gclPLnO

💀💀💀

btw thanks u the goat

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K4ziuHa
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cockirya

#81
K4ziuHa
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KOMPOSTO [#73]

I wanna hear a femboy meow not a cat meow

i can send you it on dms if you promise to not spread it around

#82
yellow_donkey
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this is vlr's arcane

#83
geospliced
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boilin_cockroach [#75]

There is a story about number1_cNed_fan which is upcoming. After it i’ll make one about yessirskiiii

I don't have history but I'd love one for myself lol

#84
Diebs
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kirya inc more like kirya (tw)inc

#85
boilin_cockroach
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K4ziuHa [#80]

cockirya

cuckirya*

#86
nihso
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K4ziuHa [#81]

i can send you it on dms if you promise to not spread it around

You know that wasn't him. It was his cat. He told me and gave me proof.

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K4ziuHa
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nihso [#86]

You know that wasn't him. It was his cat. He told me and gave me proof.

Liar liar pants on fire

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