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Goomana Tracking

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#1
bruhmphrey

You are all now subject to VLR Goomana scoring.

I will track total Goomanas gained/lost in excel.

Goomana audits will occur publicly, shaming is encouraged for low VLR Goomana.

#2
lxolotl
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wtf is a goomana bro

#3
bruhmphrey
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-50 VLR Goomana

#4
Yrkos
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Whats the conversion rate from Goomana to upfrags

#5
bruhmphrey
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Yrkos [#4]

Whats the conversion rate from Goomana to upfrags

Completely independent systems. Goomana is a summation of personal character whereas upfrags denote popularity.

#6
bladaaa
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Seems like a fair braindead system

#7
bruhmphrey
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bladaaa [#6]

Seems like a fair braindead system

NEUTRAL HYPERNOVA VLR Goomana earned. Congratulations.

#8
bruhmphrey
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lxolotl [#2]

wtf is a goomana bro

-14 VLR Goomana

#9
Kirako
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interesting 🤔🤔

#MVGA

#10
JawXG
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All hail the goomana system bestowed upon us by lord bruhmphrey.

#11
bruhmphrey
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Kirako [#9]

interesting 🤔🤔

#MVGA

+10 VLR Goomana

#12
jawn
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can i buy shit with my goomana?

#13
bruhmphrey
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JawXG [#10]

All hail the goomana system bestowed upon us by lord bruhmphrey.

HYPERNOVA SUPER VLR Goomana earned. Congratulations.

#14
Yrkos
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bruhmphrey [#5]

Completely independent systems. Goomana is a summation of personal character whereas upfrags denote popularity.

I see, thanks for the clarification.

#15
JawXG
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bruhmphrey [#13]

HYPERNOVA SUPER VLR Goomana earned. Congratulations.

holy shit I would like to thank everyone for supporting me throughout this journey and helping me acquire the hypernova super VLR goomana!!!!!

#16
bruhmphrey
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jawn [#12]

can i buy shit with my goomana?

Goomana can be redeemed once an individual hits 1000 total Goomana. We will ship one Amazon item to your home, under 20 dollars.

#17
JawXG
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Lord bruhmphrey does this expert use of detective work and deduction acquire me any goomana? It's my proudest work.

https://www.vlr.gg/387643/prx-vs-edg-result-confirmed

#18
cscheater
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very cool idea!

#19
bruhmphrey
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cscheater [#18]

very cool idea!

+2 VLR Goomana

#20
surka1
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new currency just dropped in the Republic of North VLR.

#21
bruhmphrey
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Yrkos [#14]

I see, thanks for the clarification.

Silver Goomana earned. Congratulations.

#22
bruhmphrey
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surka1 [#20]

new currency just dropped in the Republic of North VLR.

Yellow Goomana earned. Congratulations.

#23
jawn
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bruhmphrey [#16]

Goomana can be redeemed once an individual hits 1000 total Goomana. We will ship one Amazon item to your home, under 20 dollars.

can i get a goomana loan?

#24
bruhmphrey
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jawn [#23]

can i get a goomana loan?

Only to grant other users provisional Goomana, which will earn you valid Goomana (terms of loans are calculated based off of one's current Goomana tally). You can also grant the valuable Red Goomana to others through loans.

#25
IonlywatchvcjXD
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Does glazing about vcj earn me goomanas?

#26
bruhmphrey
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IonlywatchvcjXD [#25]

Does glazing about vcj earn me goomanas?

Wtf is a vcj?

+65 VLR Goomana

#27
AutismCanBeCured
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Would it theoretically be possible to scam someone else's goomanas?

#28
acels
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wow i love this system!
+100 VLR Goomana

#29
IonlywatchvcjXD
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bruhmphrey [#26]

Wtf is a vcj?

+65 VLR Goomana

Valorant champions japan or vcj is the place some called home , some called vcj as sanctuary, and some called vcj as a house. Whose house do you ask? This is the house where absol spread his glorious blessings across the road to champions, and where the choirs of vcj's casters can be heard. Some have claimed that these choirs blessed their ear and lead them to reach radiant in one night. Some have said absol worked as the producer of blessings and casters acts as it's messengers. But what can I say , all of this is just a theory

And of course these are the place where injustice happens frequent. The branch of yowamu has been tattered and sullied all the way back and now he is looking for redemption by forming an alliance with BC SWELL which is headed by the one and only all-seeing-eye Cullan "Pirateflag" Smith.

I forgot to mention that inside the house of vcj there are branches of beliefs with absol and yowamu being one the many branches that existed.

Lore of VCJ Chapter 1- ionlywatchvcjXD

#30
c0nnorgg
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+100 VLR Goomana for doing this

#31
bruhmphrey
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AutismCanBeCured [#27]

Would it theoretically be possible to scam someone else's goomanas?

If you have enough cunning, or with the aid of a deceitful goomana token

#32
Anoymouse
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#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

#33
bruhmphrey
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acels [#28]

wow i love this system!
+100 VLR Goomana

-15 VLR Goomana, you require a Goomana loan to grant others Goomana beyond your own tally.

#34
bruhmphrey
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c0nnorgg [#30]

+100 VLR Goomana for doing this

-15 VLR Goomana, you require a Goomana loan to grant others Goomana beyond your own tally.

#35
CanadaMan
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May i ask my current VLR Goomana amount?

#36
EpicGamerGamingEpicly
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who mints the VLR Goomana? is there a governing body that oversees the distribution and economy of Goomana? who to blame in case of Goomana inflation?

#37
bruhmphrey
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CanadaMan [#35]

May i ask my current VLR Goomana amount?

14 VLR Goomana.

#38
CanadaMan
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bruhmphrey [#37]

14 VLR Goomana.

LETS GOOO! I'm gonna go read library books to blind children to celebrate

#39
Piter
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EpicGamerGamingEpicly [#36]

who mints the VLR Goomana? is there a governing body that oversees the distribution and economy of Goomana? who to blame in case of Goomana inflation?

Goomana stock exchange when?

#40
bruhmphrey
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EpicGamerGamingEpicly [#36]

who mints the VLR Goomana? is there a governing body that oversees the distribution and economy of Goomana? who to blame in case of Goomana inflation?

Goomana is a regulated and direct-injected token system. It has a floating exchange rate pegged only by the central bureau. Any and all Goomana is tracked directly, with exchange happening only between current holder of the tokens. Inflation has two key mechanisms of defense, namely the special tokens of Goomana; as a form of quantitative easing. The second is achieved through reducing total Goomana in circulation (akin to controlling the money supply of a nation), wherein debt-based tactics are used to rapidly remove Goomana from the exchange sphere.

#41
acels
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bruhmphrey [#33]

-15 VLR Goomana, you require a Goomana loan to grant others Goomana beyond your own tally.

?

#42
Conceit
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If I were to hypothetically tell you that, "I like your hat", how many Goomana points would that earn me?

#43
EpicGamerGamingEpicly
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bruhmphrey [#40]

Goomana is a regulated and direct-injected token system. It has a floating exchange rate pegged only by the central bureau. Any and all Goomana is tracked directly, with exchange happening only between current holder of the tokens. Inflation has two key mechanisms of defense, namely the special tokens of Goomana; as a form of quantitative easing. The second is achieved through reducing total Goomana in circulation (akin to controlling the money supply of a nation), wherein debt-based tactics are used to rapidly remove Goomana from the exchange sphere.

Who comprises this central bureau? Do you have a list of current token holders? On what basis are users awarded Goomana? How much Goomana does this central bureau plan to inject into the economy?

#44
bruhmphrey
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Conceit [#42]

If I were to hypothetically tell you that, "I like your hat", how many Goomana points would that earn me?

Realistically, you wouldn't earn any, because Goomana is more about you, and less about how you make ME feel. I am just one entity within the machine that is the VLR Goomana federation.

#45
Anoymouse
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yo what is my goomana rn

#46
Conceit
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bruhmphrey [#44]

Realistically, you wouldn't earn any, because Goomana is more about you, and less about how you make ME feel. I am just one entity within the machine that is the VLR Goomana federation.

Understood. I will tell the federation that "I like their hat". Thank you for this information

#47
bruhmphrey
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Anoymouse [#45]

yo what is my goomana rn

0 VLR Goomana
1 Goomana Egg.

#48
bruhmphrey
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Conceit [#46]

Understood. I will tell the federation that "I like their hat". Thank you for this information

Flattery may curry favour, but not earn you cold hard Goomana.

#49
OneTapDesign
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Can i buy Goomana with bitcoin?

#50
Vianx11
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what are the conversions
also yeah does being a weeb and nAts simp earn me goomana

#51
K4ziuHa
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Yrkos [#14]

I see, thanks for the clarification.

Congratulations on the Goomana gain
I aspire to be like you 1 day 🙏

#52
noorik
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Goomana... ever since i met you, i could never become the same person i was before... every day i wake up depressed because i know that i could have more Goomana if i didnt waste time sleeping... every second, every single moment of my life has been dedicated to Goomana..... i cannot live without it, every single inch of my feeble brains are tingling, yearning for more Goomana.. no matter what i do, no matter how much i try to get rid of the itch... it just keeps coming back... the desire for more Goomana.... i know i cant take it anymore, but this soulless vessel that i have called "my body" before just want more, and more, and more Goomana.. my mind is shattered... my senses are dull.. all i wish for right now is for more... more Goomana...

#53
K4ziuHa
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bruhmphrey [#47]

0 VLR Goomana
1 Goomana Egg.

What can one do with a Goomana Egg Lord?

#54
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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you don't realise but I'm secretly collecting all the goomana you ship out

#55
unknown_trash
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Will I get negative goomana for my British flag? If so, I'm not British anymore.

#56
Yrkos
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K4ziuHa [#51]

Congratulations on the Goomana gain
I aspire to be like you 1 day 🙏

Just dont be a dickhead and youll get yours, probably

#57
K4ziuHa
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Yrkos [#56]

Just dont be a dickhead and youll get yours, probably

hopefully, thanks for the advice

#58
bruhmphrey
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unknown_trash [#55]

Will I get negative goomana for my British flag? If so, I'm not British anymore.

+15 VLR Goomana

#59
bruhmphrey
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#54]

you don't realise but I'm secretly collecting all the goomana you ship out

-12 VLR Goomana

#60
K4ziuHa
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bruhmphrey [#47]

0 VLR Goomana
1 Goomana Egg.

^

#61
bruhmphrey
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K4ziuHa [#53]

What can one do with a Goomana Egg Lord?

Once you hit 10,000 posts, it will hatch.

#62
bruhmphrey
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EpicGamerGamingEpicly [#43]

Who comprises this central bureau? Do you have a list of current token holders? On what basis are users awarded Goomana? How much Goomana does this central bureau plan to inject into the economy?

  1. Me
  2. Yes
  3. Summative character ratings
  4. Goomana is directly related to labour units of self presentation. Can be infinite.
#63
Nachtel
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bruhmphrey [#34]

-15 VLR Goomana, you require a Goomana loan to grant others Goomana beyond your own tally.

Can Goomana loans be used to create mortgage-backed securities?

#64
bruhmphrey
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Nachtel [#63]

Can Goomana loans be used to create mortgage-backed securities?

No, until Goomana undergoes dollarization, it cannot be collateralized as an asset against the current banking system.

#65
bruhmphrey
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K4ziuHa [#57]

hopefully, thanks for the advice

Fortune Goomana of yore gained.

#66
K4ziuHa
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Goomafia

#67
EpicEgg
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I broke into a goomana bank, i want my share

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