if you’re not fluent in Australian, leave vlr

This is an Australian speaking website made by and for Australian. If you’re not fluent, take your google translating asses out please and thank you, you’re embarrassing yourselves.

Don’t try and bullshit it and play it off like you can speak my language properly because it’ll be obvious btw.

so rack off !! you damn drongos !!

You fucken what?

Australian

lielahh [#2]

You fucken what?

pipe down you snobby gronk !!

chewsday innit mate

ayayaay [#5]

chewsday innit mate

DUMBASS

CoCloudy [#6]

DUMBASS

gday gday

CoCloudy [#4]

pipe down you snobby gronk !!

I’ll steal ya fuckin shoes dumb c**t

ayayaay [#7]

gday gday

thats br*tish 😭

oh my days

perth m8

GOOD EYE MIGHT

Mb bro 😔

ye gang gang fo sho gangy gangalang no cap mama mia

InevitableDeer [#14]

ye gang gang fo sho gangy gangalang no cap mama mia

where is blud from

hey champ, which footy team do you support? or NRL?

yellow_donkey [#16]

hey champ, which footy team do you support? or NRL?

personally me, im a bit of sydney swans myself

iric222 [#11]

perth m8

does he know?..

CoCloudy [#15]

where is blud from

ye gang its a m3 a mario! i am groot i am groot fax no printer crodie

m0/8

nobody___100 [#20]

m0/8

clever bugger arent ya

im gonna smell ur dunny

Oi piss mate

how come my Australian friend always says "Norway" whenever I say a cool fun fact? i get Norway is an interesting country, but i don't see how it related to my fun facts

whats your favorite flavor of shapes

mackas

i have a skye fetish

CoCloudy [#9]

thats br*tish 😭

gday mate

EZYpwuSnGUH8/irZ80kwKX5BbW/T2pOlgqHxzg+bwYA8zK/7O5bEe66Kjoy4LTKQksr/DC7xFdJIFUYpWjdOKw==

iric222 [#27]

i have a skye fetish

what the fuck.

lielahh [#30]

what the fuck.

sounds like an Australian to me ngl

orrr norrrr the norrrn australiarrns are gorrrrrn

CoCloudy [#9]

thats br*tish 😭

Mate no one says gday here

nobody___100 [#31]

sounds like an Australian to me ngl

actually ur right

MickeyDs evri fecken day mate

benjy [#33]

Mate no one says gday here

gday mate.

🕷️ 🐛 🦘 !!

Oi Hughie, Homelander done killed mi wife and took mi bloody son. Womp womp.

naurrr

Oll ruit ware'z d fait

oi mate

benjy [#33]

Mate no one says gday here

Ello gov'na

Refrainings [#25]

whats your favorite flavor of shapes

FULLY LOADED ULTIMATE CHEESE

Denjisideals [#38]

Oi Hughie, Homelander done killed mi wife and took mi bloody son. Womp womp.

br*tish 😭

sanknight [#26]

mackas

*maccas

GARYY HERE PLS!

mate i need to know your footy or NRL team. I need to know if you are a proper aussie

jasonWong [#46]

GARYY HERE PLS!

what reference is this 😭

yellow_donkey [#47]

mate i need to know your footy or NRL team. I need to know if you are a proper aussie

the yellow one

CoCloudy [#48]

what reference is this 😭

https://youtu.be/SmpsM0wTOJI?si=yiZKDNP9K1Tg4QN8

Naurrr

oi oi c*nt

CoCloudy [#43]

FULLY LOADED ULTIMATE CHEESE

brain damaged if you think it isn't pizza

arin2016 [#51]

Naurrr

WACIST

deluxton [#53]

brain damaged if you think it isn't pizza

pizza is insanely overrate its not even funny

DIDDDJJJERrrrAYYYDOOOOO

ofc i love australian accent (i'm not)

Gday

What the fuck are you talking about cunt Australians don’t even know how to speak their own language mate

Fook Ya mate.

mi bomboclatt!!!!!

Jihyeok [#59]

What the fuck are you talking about cunt Australians don’t even know how to speak their own language mate

we do
and i know your using google translate right now to speak to me
so dont even buddy

butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#61]

mi bomboclatt!!!!!

me a bad mann bombaaclaaatt

CoCloudy [#62]

we do
and i know your using google translate right now to speak to me
so dont even buddy

Я не понимаю тебя друг.

Говори на официальном языке VLR, русском.

ButterflyEffect23 [#64]

Я не понимаю тебя друг.

Говори на официальном языке VLR, русском.

YOUR NOT RUSSIAN MATE
HURRY UP WITH THIS STRANGE PHASE OF YOURS

CoCloudy [#65]

YOUR NOT RUSSIAN MATE
HURRY UP WITH THIS STRANGE PHASE OF YOURS

LMAO WDYM

CoCloudy [#62]

we do
and i know your using google translate right now to speak to me
so dont even buddy

im fucking aussie mate

Jihyeok [#67]

im fucking aussie mate

naur

sorry, I don't speak in crocodile dundee

ButterflyEffect23 [#66]

LMAO WDYM

Your phase of being russian
needs to STOP

CoCloudy [#70]

Your phase of being russian
needs to STOP

I'm not Russian, I just speak the language 😭

ButterflyEffect23 [#71]

I'm not Russian, I just speak the language 😭

NO YOU DONT
YOUR GOING THROUGH A PHASE

CoCloudy [#72]

NO YOU DONT
YOUR GOING THROUGH A PHASE

Не понимаю что ты имеешь ввиду, друг.

Fair

CoCloudy [#15]

where is blud from

Ithally

well done mite