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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Congo1 [#2]modern bait make me fall asleep
blud all europeans do is mock u guys then claim ur wins
stop carrying those bums and join the bright side
Average_NA_fan [#8]blud all europeans do is mock u guys then claim ur wins
stop carrying those bums and join the bright side
Where do we mock turkish?
Hewcho [#10]i would like to see that ngl like americas matches are so fun to watch
Common turkey W
Chadmericas 🤝 chadkey
Average_NA_fan [#8]blud all europeans do is mock u guys then claim ur wins
stop carrying those bums and join the bright side
Blud doesn’t know Turkey is a part of Europe and fut based on the Europe part
Your teams ar so trash you trying to claim emea teams lol 😹😹😹
Average_NA_fan [#8]blud all europeans do is mock u guys then claim ur wins
stop carrying those bums and join the bright side
Me when na fans did the exact same to brazil and latam before they started carrying their ass 🤣
Rocky54 [#18]Blud doesn’t know Turkey is a part of Europe and fut based on the Europe part
Your teams ar so trash you trying to claim emea teams lol 😹😹😹
its eu fans claiming turkish achievements kekw
Rocky54 [#18]Blud doesn’t know Turkey is a part of Europe and fut based on the Europe part
Your teams ar so trash you trying to claim emea teams lol 😹😹😹
Ofc they try to claim turkey if not they have to support G2 and 100Fs which is kinda fucked 😭
Average_NA_fan [#21]its eu fans claiming turkish achievements kekw
It’s a part of the Region obviously are you stupid or sum 😹😹?
lilcheese [#22]Ofc they try to claim turkey if not they have to support G2 and 100Fs which is kinda fucked 😭
Turkey carries eu lil bro
No turkey no win
Average_NA_fan [#21]its eu fans claiming turkish achievements kekw
but when Americas do it its "supporting" ur region even tho SA and NA basically have nothing in common before this league
Hewcho [#10]i would like to see that ngl like americas matches are so fun to watch
bro... americas is so lame
gg321 [#27]but when Americas do it its "supporting" ur region even tho SA and NA basically have nothing in common before this league
-br0n71l
+turkey
Give bronzils slots to chadkey
Average_NA_fan [#17]u guys say theyre fake europeans
noone ever said that except the voices in ur head
Average_NA_fan [#21]its eu fans claiming turkish achievements kekw
bro we have always liked the turkish teams and me personally i love turkish girls too
Average_NA_fan [#31]-br0n71l
+turkeyGive bronzils slots to chadkey
Na trying to claim eu team typical trashys
laeDLaer [#35]bro we have always liked the turkish teams and me personally i love turkish girls too
fakenews u guys trashtalked fut and bbl when they were doing bad
Average_NA_fan [#38]turkey isnt eu
haha dumb
Learn geography I know you guys aren’t smart enough at it so it’s understandable 😊
Rocky54 [#39]Learn geography I know you guys aren’t smart enough at it so it’s understandable 😊
Eu = european union
Turkey isnt part of european union fucking dumb
Average_NA_fan [#40]Eu = european union
Turkey isnt part of european union fucking dumb
Yeah I know you was dumb
Average_NA_fan [#37]fakenews u guys trashtalked fut and bbl when they were doing bad
i only ever saw non EMEA users flaming them tbh
Average_NA_fan [#40]Eu = european union
Turkey isnt part of european union fucking dumb
and European union isnt a region or a sub region in anything,its a union INSIDE europe dumbass,so western european countries that arent in the eu are mena or africa then??
gg321 [#43]and European union isnt a region or a sub region in anything,its a union INSIDE europe dumbass,so western european countries that arent in the eu are mena or africa then??
are u retarded?
Average_NA_fan [#44]are u retarded?
bro im asking u?? eu region wise does not mean the european union countries fucking dumbass
the eu is a made up union of european countries it does not represent the whole continent
gg321 [#45]bro im asking u?? eu region wise does not mean the european union countries fucking dumbass
the eu is a made up union of european countries it does not represent the whole continent
I used the abbreviation as european union ofc i know turkey is in both asia and europe just like egypt is in both africa and asia its pluricontinental country youre the one taking the discussion in a dumb way but cant be helped ur just dumb
Average_NA_fan [#46]I used the abbreviation as european union ofc i know turkey is in both asia and europe just like egypt is in both africa and asia its pluricontinental country youre the one taking the discussion in a dumb way but cant be helped ur just dumb
well the european union isnt a region,europe is
and turkey even wants to join the eu lol,so if turkey joins this made up group f European countries would u accept them as "eu" then
gg321 [#47]well the european union isnt a region,europe is
and turkey even wants to join the eu lol,so if turkey joins this made up group f European countries would u accept them as "eu" then
both are regions lmao
u can be sure i know more about turkey than u know about ur own country
Average_NA_fan [#48]both are regions lmao
u can be sure i know more about turkey than u know about ur own country
yeah u clearly do man,ur making 0 sense
Average_NA_fan [#48]both are regions lmao
u can be sure i know more about turkey than u know about ur own country
he is just a dumb kid dont even answer him lol
laeDLaer [#35]bro we have always liked the turkish teams and me personally i love turkish girls too
we can switch the girls bro
Average_NA_fan [#8]blud all europeans do is mock u guys then claim ur wins
stop carrying those bums and join the bright side
I love Doner Kebabs
-Artorias [#59]ok incel
tf? Do you even know what that means bro?
edit I didnt know what that meant mb
titanwithpp [#55]AmericASS always thinks they're better when they're dogshit
brother u can't be saying this with a GenG flair in 2024
geospliced [#56]I love Doner Kebabs
geo spend ur time on threads that aren't pointless smh, people like this don't deserve ur time
Average_NA_fan [#17]u guys say theyre fake europeans
Aren't they a part of Middle East ?
It's EMEA not Europa right ?
Psion [#62]geo spend ur time on threads that aren't pointless smh, people like this don't deserve ur time
Alright Psion I'll do just that!
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