Use a pickup line on some random comment and try rizz someone up on here. Best comment gets The Rizzley Bear award.
This one for you @benjy.
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MelatoninPopper [#3]Hey girl are you zacklikethat? cuz my dick is 123
w rizz this deserves the award that was a crespy one
WhoseTao [#6]If you were the stars that amassed the nightly abyss, then I would be the astronomer who'd record every constellation deep within my memories and heart (this never worked)
awwwwww
that’s so cute. why can’t boys be more like this, i don’t want to be called shawty. call me the moon and stars wth.
smthlikeyou11 [#10]U have big eye small face I like, whats your WeChat? Nice collarbone.
U have big eye small face I like, whats your WeChat? Nice collarbone.
mocaxoxo [#8]awwwwww
that’s so cute. why can’t boys be more like this, i don’t want to be called shawty. call me the moon and stars wth.
hi moon and stars
benjy [#16]toasty
Why U need help? Looking for a relationship when you are desperate is the worst thing to do.
number1_cned_hater [#17]Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappear
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappear
Conut [#20]Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappear
IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64
number1_cned_hater [#21]IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappear
Conut [#22]Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappear
😠😠😠😠😠 I hope china bonkers dont go far
number1_cned_hater [#23]😠😠😠😠😠 I hope china bonkers dont go far
What the flip :( But but I want Levyton to win :((((
mocaxoxo [#8]awwwwww
that’s so cute. why can’t boys be more like this, i don’t want to be called shawty. call me the moon and stars wth.
Lua and Celestial Body, you will now have more people referring to you as "moon and stars," be careful out there
kaninv [#31]hey girl, do you play valorant? because I'm bronze and really need a boost >w< if you're gold or up please help me
Benjy would love to help he asked for your number, discord and val account
cartixuzi [#27]are you the prime vandal bc I wanna buy and upgrade you ❤️
are you cash carti cause I would slip some cash in your carti
SanitySP [#36]are you cash carti cause I would slip some cash in your carti
Im killing myself after reading this
mocaxoxo [#8]awwwwww
that’s so cute. why can’t boys be more like this, i don’t want to be called shawty. call me the moon and stars wth.
Hi you floating space junk
Hockey-Stick [#47]Unless you jacked 6’2 rich guy pickup lines never work
L mindset + your wrong + ratio
CoCloudy [#41]Your eyes are like clouds for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land they paint the sky with unimaginable beauty.
Hearing these lines from the guy saying some stuff in his old posts feesl different
mocaxoxo [#8]awwwwww
that’s so cute. why can’t boys be more like this, i don’t want to be called shawty. call me the moon and stars wth.
hi moon and starts wth
HackNaija [#39]holy shit i might kill myself looking at these replies
Hey hack, Your 30 bomb on bind has me 30 bombing in my bind.
Kuuga [#5]Did you just fart? Because you blow me away.
Are you North America staff? Because you make my staff go North
zombzino [#15]Wow... :3
Your harbor plays make me cascade when I reach high tide. Let’s have a reckoning in the cove later
mocaxoxo [#8]awwwwww
that’s so cute. why can’t boys be more like this, i don’t want to be called shawty. call me the moon and stars wth.
toasty
alecksdesk [#60]are you pancada? because i wanna lock u up in jail
Are you pancada because tonight I’m going to secretly bench you
HackNaija [#39]holy shit i might kill myself looking at these replies
How do u feel about lebron to the Knicks
lielahh [#52]hi do me vlr.ggians
Are you a garbage can, the humble container that marks the end of waste but the beginning of something truly transformative?
Because just like a garbage can you've entered my world with a purposeful presence ready to collect the debris of life and turn it into something useful. Your presence is like a beacon of cleanliness standing tall amidst the chaos and clutter offering a sense of order and renewal.
In your essence I see the potential for transformation the power to turn trash into treasure to recycle and repurpose the discarded remnants of everyday life. And much like the contents of a garbage can that undergo a metamorphosis into something new you've sparked a desire within me to reimagine and reinvent to find beauty in the overlooked and discarded.
But beyond the practical utility there's a deeper connection that transcends the surface. It's as if our paths were meant to intersect destined to collaborate and create a cleaner more sustainable world together. And just like the gravitational pull of a garbage can that draws in refuse I find myself drawn inexorably towards you unable to resist the magnetic force of your purposeful charm.
So my transformative container will you allow me the privilege of joining you in your mission exploring the vast expanse of renewal and sustainability that lies ahead? Because in this journey of waste management and environmental stewardship you're the bin that holds my hopes the receptacle that ignites my passion and I wouldn't want to clean up this world with anyone else but you.
number1_cned_hater [#55]Hearing these lines from the guy saying some stuff in his old posts feesl different
WHATS WRONG WITH MY OLD POSTS
Official_hltv_Imouto_love [#79]Hello (I'll put you 6ft underground if you won't reply me with yes)
Hello (you would be doing me a favor if you did that)
mocaxoxo [#8]awwwwww
that’s so cute. why can’t boys be more like this, i don’t want to be called shawty. call me the moon and stars wth.
Actually based tho
Hockey-Stick [#47]Unless you jacked 6’2 rich guy pickup lines never work
Women really appreciate the effort that men put into trying to make them happy. It means so much to them.
Please revaluate your shit take
Obelisk [#91]Are you the new fan I bought cause you'll be blowing me all night long
I'm so sorry
You ain't cooking.
DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN [#98]fried bunny
You think your funny coming back just to say this 🤬🤬🤬🤬 your a joke leave the site
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