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#1
Simp4S0m

How many of us still believes in Keith. I don’t understand why he always have too many doubters. He’s winning games for NRG. Yeah he didn’t perform well every game in Tokyo but the same can be said for the whole team. They just had an off event. I’m sure they will be back stronger in champs. And Keith will be winning us games! He will be in yall top 5 duelist list after this event. And NRG will be called a superteam after! Mark my words!

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Cosmic_
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me

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Daxta
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keep dreaming kkkkkkkkkkk

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Simp4S0m
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Daxta [#3]

keep dreaming kkkkkkkkkkk

Okie kkkkk

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Glycoroldas
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Thought you were talking about Keir Starmer for a second there

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svoikhnebrosaem
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Daxta [#3]

keep dreaming kkkkkkkkkkk

b0lib0li gaming getting grouped kkkkkkkkk

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svoikhnebrosaem [#6]

b0lib0li gaming getting grouped kkkkkkkkk

you better get on the hype train before it's too late

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Master_oGgway
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Me

#9
moshimoshiman24
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Keith "nah bro"

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WinterZ20
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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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No hate to him as a person, I love the guy he's one of the most fun people to watch on stream
But as a player he is not good enough for NRG. Just get Yay he said he'll play for league minimum salary.

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dexter000111 [#11]

No hate to him as a person, I love the guy he's one of the most fun people to watch on stream
But as a player he is not good enough for NRG. Just get Yay he said he'll play for league minimum salary.

Nah bro

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aylez
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me i love keithjoy :>

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dexter000111 [#11]

No hate to him as a person, I love the guy he's one of the most fun people to watch on stream
But as a player he is not good enough for NRG. Just get Yay he said he'll play for league minimum salary.

I would love to see yay going triple negative on kj!

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WinterZ20 [#10]

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Happened to my buddy Eric once

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Simp4S0m
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aylez [#13]

me i love keithjoy :>

Keithjoy has improved so much but can’t wait to see Chardiss

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EntryKJ
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Chardiss is coming

#18
yoboikingkong
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optic fans went from yay and ardiis.

the best player in the world to "He’s winning games for NRG. Yeah he didn’t perform well every game "

if you are one of the top 5 teams in the world, you should aim for a top 5 duelist itw, not some guy "who wins the games" lmfao, absolute dogshit scouting/management from NRG

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Simp4S0m
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yoboikingkong [#18]

optic fans went from yay and ardiis.

the best player in the world to "He’s winning games for NRG. Yeah he didn’t perform well every game "

if you are one of the top 5 teams in the world, you should aim for a top 5 duelist itw, not some guy "who wins the games" lmfao, absolute dogshit scouting/management from NRG

?? He is top 5 duelist in the world. People just underestimate him and not include him

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lilcheese [#14]

I would love to see yay going triple negative on kj!

Yay would slap ass on Sentinel

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yoboikingkong
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Simp4S0m [#19]

?? He is top 5 duelist in the world. People just underestimate him and not include him

top 5 duelist in the world 💀💀
bro isnt even top 3 in his own team....

victor som ethos and then maybe just after chet

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Ailed
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Keith chamber gonna go crazy 😈😈😈

#23
Simp4S0m
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Ailed [#22]

Keith chamber gonna go crazy 😈😈😈

Chambriss

#24
aylez
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Simp4S0m [#23]

Chambriss

chardiis ^_^

#25
msarez
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if chief keef yes
if fartpiss no

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madvillain
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Simp4S0m [#19]

?? He is top 5 duelist in the world. People just underestimate him and not include him

What r u smoking on blud 💀

#27
Zerphyr1
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and then you woke up

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PamelaChu
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Simp4S0m [#16]

Keithjoy has improved so much but can’t wait to see Chardiss

When he's playing jett i call him fatspas

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Stick to S0mSimping Sim4s0m, NRG is done for until they get a real Duelist

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