https://www.vlr.gg/192698/so-i-met-this-girl-today/#10
I followed what this guy said and I have a fucking black eye and two broken fingers, please do not follow it does not work or you will end up like me
I am in the hospital on life support and I am writing this with the ventilator machine
Eldy [#4]you destroyed me....
you just didn't ask it with rizz
please read more rizz threads like the tarik and yay rizz
I_am_from_the_future [#5]you just didn't ask it with rizz
please read more rizz threads like the tarik and yay rizz
I added max rizz man, I also asked her how old her son was and she told me he was 24 and I said wow he's 5 years older than I am and then she slapped me and everyone beat me up.....
Eldy [#6]I added max rizz man, I also asked her how old her son was and she told me he was 24 and I said wow he's 5 years older than I am and then she slapped me and everyone beat me up.....
are you sure you used the right toe sucking technique? it can make the differnce between W rizz and sexual harrasment
I_am_from_the_future [#7]are you sure you used the right toe sucking technique? it can make the differnce between W rizz and sexual harrasment
She didn't let me suck her toes, I asked her that first and she said i'm 48 and I have a son you sure u can cope with that and i said yes and #6 :(
Eldy [#8]She didn't let me suck her toes, I asked her that first and she said i'm 48 and I have a son you sure u can cope with that and i said yes and #6 :(
oh yeah, you didn't lie. with girls you should always lie. bro its obvious.
I_am_from_the_future [#9]oh yeah, you didn't lie. with girls you should always lie. bro its obvious.
but-but- lying is wrong
Eldy [#10]but-but- lying is wrong
if lying is wrong then why your parents lied about the tooth fairy
I_am_from_the_future [#11]if lying is wrong then why your parents lied about the tooth fairy
they didn't, LOL
Eldy [#12]they didn't, LOL
well done my student, you are already lying well. you are free to go now.
I_am_from_the_future [#13]well done my student, you are already lying well. you are free to go now.
but they didn't....
Eldy [#14]but they didn't....
adding gaslighting in to the mix is a great choice, it seems like you have mastered the technique.
I_am_from_the_future [#15]adding gaslighting in to the mix is a great choice, it seems like you have mastered the technique.
BRO THEY DIDN'T LIE THEY TOLD ME THAT PUTTING MY TEETH UNDER THE PILLOW WAS A CON AND THAT NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN AND THAT I'M INSANE AND THAT I'M A RETARD
Eldy [#16]BRO THEY DIDN'T LIE THEY TOLD ME THAT PUTTING MY TEETH UNDER THE PILLOW WAS A CON AND THAT NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN AND THAT I'M INSANE AND THAT I'M A RETARD
reported for saying the r word, enjoy the ban loser
your parents were right all along, you the reason your dad left.
I_am_from_the_future [#17]reported for saying the r word, enjoy the ban loser
your parents were right all along, you the reason your dad left.
My dad is with me rn too, nt 0/8 futureman
I_am_from_the_future [#21]yeah but i have a time machine to spend time with them again :<
and I get to spend time with them without a time machine
GG
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