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Fuck this user

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#1
Eldy

https://www.vlr.gg/192698/so-i-met-this-girl-today/#10

I followed what this guy said and I have a fucking black eye and two broken fingers, please do not follow it does not work or you will end up like me

I am in the hospital on life support and I am writing this with the ventilator machine

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lol

#3
I_am_from_the_future
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this isn't G2Shahzam

#4
Eldy
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you destroyed me....

#5
I_am_from_the_future
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you just didn't ask it with rizz
please read more rizz threads like the tarik and yay rizz

#6
Eldy
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I added max rizz man, I also asked her how old her son was and she told me he was 24 and I said wow he's 5 years older than I am and then she slapped me and everyone beat me up.....

#7
I_am_from_the_future
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are you sure you used the right toe sucking technique? it can make the differnce between W rizz and sexual harrasment

#8
Eldy
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She didn't let me suck her toes, I asked her that first and she said i'm 48 and I have a son you sure u can cope with that and i said yes and #6 :(

#9
I_am_from_the_future
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oh yeah, you didn't lie. with girls you should always lie. bro its obvious.

#10
Eldy
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but-but- lying is wrong

#11
I_am_from_the_future
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if lying is wrong then why your parents lied about the tooth fairy

#12
Eldy
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they didn't, LOL

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