give me ur worst dad jokes i need them for my first date
trust
What is a cult that is hard to join? A diffiCULT
if u think its a bad joke then i dont know what a good joke is
U aren't going on a date who u tryna fool 0.69/10
no rizz
OPTIC FNS : Thats what happens when you let daddy call
What did EU say to his BRother? "You want beer and some cigarettes?" "NA, i just want APAC."
I wanna kill myself
actually fire
LMFAOO
I'm not sure if I get it. Can u plz explain?
Doctor : you have a deep cut on your leg. You'll need stitches Patient : I wanna do my own stitches myself Doctor : suture self
Dad : Son, what did you order for lunch? Son : Just some maple and wrong item that soon gonna be out of order.
i dont get it
Think of the final word a little harder. Here's a hint: OCE
ohhh nooooo ahah
Hello Gay I am dad
how do you find a steam engine? you follow its tracks
http://niceonedad.com/
When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
when it becomes apparent
you're going out with your dad dude?
Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD: shooting hoops in heaven
Pop: “Wow it’s cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket”
Juice: “Nah bro! All girls are the same!”
Juice WRLD airballs and hits a girl and man
Juice: “Pass the ball bro!”
Kobe/Gigi turn around
Kobe: Got room for 1 more?
LMFAOOOO
old
why do terrorist wear sunglasses?
they dont want DE_DUST 2 get in their eyes
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