dad jokes

give me ur worst dad jokes i need them for my first date

trust

What is a cult that is hard to join?
A diffiCULT

U aren't going on a date who u tryna fool
0.69/10

no rizz

OPTIC FNS : Thats what happens when you let daddy call

What did EU say to his BRother?
"You want beer and some cigarettes?"
"NA, i just want APAC."

makoidk [#6]

What did EU say to his BRother?
"You want beer and some cigarettes?"
"NA, i just want APAC."

I wanna kill myself

Doctor : you have a deep cut on your leg. You'll need stitches
Patient : I wanna do my own stitches myself
Doctor : suture self

makoidk [#6]

What did EU say to his BRother?
"You want beer and some cigarettes?"
"NA, i just want APAC."

actually fire

Dad : Son, what did you order for lunch?
Son : Just some maple and wrong item that soon gonna be out of order.

totneK_kaT_umkaM [#10]

Dad : Son, what did you order for lunch?
Son : Just some maple and wrong item that soon gonna be out of order.

i dont get it

Hello Gay I am dad

iehn [#11]

i dont get it

Think of the final word a little harder. Here's a hint: OCE

makoidk [#6]

What did EU say to his BRother?
"You want beer and some cigarettes?"
"NA, i just want APAC."

LMFAOO

how do you find a steam engine? you follow its tracks

http://niceonedad.com/

When does a dad joke become a dad joke?

unknown_trash [#13]

Think of the final word a little harder. Here's a hint: OCE

ohhh nooooo ahah

darkgaming [#2]

What is a cult that is hard to join?
A diffiCULT

if u think its a bad joke then i dont know what a good joke is

you're going out with your dad dude?

makoidk [#6]

What did EU say to his BRother?
"You want beer and some cigarettes?"
"NA, i just want APAC."

I'm not sure if I get it. Can u plz explain?

Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD: shooting hoops in heaven

Pop: “Wow it’s cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket”

Juice: “Nah bro! All girls are the same!”

Juice WRLD airballs and hits a girl and man

Juice: “Pass the ball bro!”

Kobe/Gigi turn around

Kobe: Got room for 1 more?

why do terrorist wear sunglasses?

they dont want DE_DUST 2 get in their eyes

Crayzid [#21]

Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD: shooting hoops in heaven

Pop: “Wow it’s cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket”

Juice: “Nah bro! All girls are the same!”

Juice WRLD airballs and hits a girl and man

Juice: “Pass the ball bro!”

Kobe/Gigi turn around

Kobe: Got room for 1 more?

LMFAOOOO

Crayzid [#21]

Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD: shooting hoops in heaven

Pop: “Wow it’s cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket”

Juice: “Nah bro! All girls are the same!”

Juice WRLD airballs and hits a girl and man

Juice: “Pass the ball bro!”

Kobe/Gigi turn around

Kobe: Got room for 1 more?

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