my left nipple is more sensitive, but my right nipple is no joke. however, I'm most sensitive in my nether regions.

Where do you live? I have a death threat but I don't know where to send it to. Please tell me so I can send the letter as fast as possible!

Yours lovingly,
queueK

pls tell me if true or not. what is ult never hit I not ask for this question answering.!!! will report to vlr admin ...

no brother cannot be hoe if he having ballsack.

Please inform me if this really true!??

I am TSM Subrussia nuber 1 fan all time. if he from Russia then why he paly on NA team instead of good Russia steam like Gambit or Crazy Raccoon???

i not miss!
my aim good as simple so never missing happen.

gambnit e-spot number one russia valornt team! team include player like:

Gambit chronickle
Gambit deaf
gambit nuts
gaMBIT shaggy
gambit chronickel

Today, I will teach you how to aim like Gambit espot. I know how to do this because I am the uncle of Gambit CounterStick player Simple:

First. Get mouyse. Not just bad office mouse but big glowing gaming mouse.
Second. Puchase mousepad. But not any type! This is top secret techqnieu. I reveal only because I am nice person: Buy anime mousepad: I reccomed this: https://www.amazon.com/NieR-Automata-Comfort-Support-Computer/dp/B07L4R6CNX/ref=sr_1_10?keywords=oppai+mousepad&qid=1638692802&sr=8-10&tag=teamfortresst-20 .

Third, cum on mousepad. This way the mouse will move more smoothly and you will have better precise because mousepad is part of body. All good players do this!

Fourth, posture. make sure poster good! put you're spine in shape like mouse so aim energy flow better in body.

With this four ease steps I taught you how aiming like Gambit Espot. Use this an became next player like Gambit Nuts or TSM Subrussia!!!

Yoru, as the Japanese character, should get anime abilities. He should be able to run on walls, throw shurikens, and violate the enemies with tentacles. That way, Yoru will remain relevant whilst still being rooted in Japanese culture.

Starting at 1,000$ USD is disgraceful. For the physical product, bidding should commence at 10,000$ minimimum. However, if you were to NFT-ize .jpg's of the bath water, this starting price would be reasonable.

Unfortunately, as a VLR.gg user, my aim is so bad I hit the downvote button instead! My bad.

#1TAPARMY #SUPREMACYOVERZOMBSNATION #CHAMPIONSINTHEBAG #BREEDMESCREAM

Me. I'm just that attractive.

Netero is a man of the people. A paragon for all that is just. It saddens me to see that they are yet to possess the four-star crown. #Justice4Netero. Give him five stars.

I'm convinced that there is a sweet spot that exists where Japanese, European, and East NA all have medium viewers, resulting in the highest view count. That being said, Saturday night is peak time for viewers. It wouldn't get too much better, but I was referring to the difference of ~50-100 thousand extra viewers if it was slightly better timed, to get it over 800k.

The shit-talk was just not there for this match, I feel. G2 showed that controversy does improve view counts. Not that it matters that much either way, though.

650k+ on twitch alone. Seems like the timing messed things up for a lot of people, if this was a second-time zone match it would have hit 800+ easily. Still, with three whole games left there's an opportunity for that to still happen.

bump because truth

my bad, wrong prediction. liquid violin was not the problem

I jmapple EU, BatChest.

Gambit lost a 9-3 icebox half against 100t at the exact same stage in the tournament to 100t
Now they won the exact same 3-9 half against Vikings at the same stage.

Incredible coincidence

this valurnt not ligue, boy. pls go back to ur game 4rum

Viikings th ebrazil team lasst because of viovokeyd tech pause. let me explain: when the Rioat admins say brazil they pause so vivo keytd lose game ! which had very bad bad yes. Then, heat was sad and post on twitter. because sad is contagious virus (wwww.who.com/sadnessvirus) viking whole team became sad. then they lost game.

RIOT ADmin such racist aginst BR teams why? so sad to see in ESports. very appointing.

I came. Now what? I still have a bottomless hole in my chest. For what reason do we exist? Why does this endless cycle of procreation and annihilation continue? Everyday, billions of people get up, get dressed and head to work. They slave for hours working jobs they dislike, to go home exhausted and unable to spend time with the family who they work for. Is this what we're meant to do? Is there nothing to look forward to but more suffering.

My femboy porn addiction must be a consequence of global warming.

you forgot Liquid.

Hi, this is queueK. I'm here to say that everything above is false. It was typed during a moment of delirium.
read the paper or I will molly your mother
grunting
Please disregard the message. If I do not post in a while, it's because I've decided to travel to a different nation and spend my life dedicated to studying the Mexican Redrump Tarantula.

I'm writing this message from Riot's Berlin HQ. I infiltrated their lair using a technique I developed through immense training: the vents. I went into the vents and dropped inside the building. Because their only competent observers were busy with the LAN, I was able to walk down into the basement. As expected, the APAC observers missed all the action. I got to the steel door, and used my KA/YO knife to open it. Inside, I found rows and rows of whirring pcs. All equipped with RTX 3091 (Nvidea gives them the new versions). That was the first piece of evidence: why do the players always complain about pcs when RIOT has 50 3091s in the basement? There must be something wrong. I investigated more, and what I found was astounding:

The conspiracy is true. I found it in the directory: C:\Users\John Riot\Downloads\MLP_Hentai_1080p\Top_Secret\new folder\Brazil.txt. That file. It detailed everything that happened, even though it was last modified on 01/12/21 (dd/mm/yy, NA degens). From the Furia timeout, to the Vivo Keyd scam. And, to my surprise, it even had information about Vikings esports. What I'm about to reveal is groundbreaking. I may not be able to make it out of here, but if this message is public I've achieved my goal. Tell my body pillow I loved her. Throw the black sock into the trash can, and burn the dildo. The file said. NO! BRIMSTONE PLEASE, I CAN EXPLAI-
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transmission terminated

why post my message! stop robbering me

OOHHHH!!! thank brother

pls dont speak brazil. what is nivera????

Becase Scream's brother Niagra got infected by the coronavirus, RIOT changed the real LAN into sussy mickey mouse lan. Same as NA LCQ. You know what else happen at NA LCQ? NA player get cowood - Victor on NV. Sound ssus, well that's because it its. now Gambnti must play ruissian ping because their valorant accounts locked into Vladivostok server only so bad ping. ;Gambit lose to Biking esport only because bad ping. Fuck you scream brother, Liquid Viagra!!!

I came. Now what? I still have a bottomless hole in my chest. For what reason do we exist? Why does this endless cycle of procreation and annihilation continue? Everyday, billions of people get up, get dressed and head to work. They slave for hours working jobs they dislike, to go home exhausted and unable to spend time with the family who they work for. Is this what we're meant to do? Is there nothing to look forward to but more suffering.

My femboy porn addiction must be a consequence of global warming.

I came. Now what? I still have a bottomless hole in my chest. For what reason do we exist? Why does this endless cycle of procreation and annihilation continue? Everyday, billions of people get up, get dressed and head to work. They slave for hours working jobs they dislike, to go home exhausted and unable to spend time with the family who they work for. Is this what we're meant to do? Is there nothing to look forward to but more suffering.

My femboy porn addiction must be a consequence of global warming.

Only Brazil can lose a 13-6 lead.

You're welcome!

In 2022, I will have sex for the 14,214th time. Just a few more times than I already have. To be specific, that's only 14,214 more times.

It's hard being a Brazil esports player. Even when you win rounds, you lose them.

Neither are their team's star player. Showdown of the second bests. The real duel is between nAts and Sacy

Sacy just walked out :Kreygasm:

I'll have group sex with the entire Sentinels roster after they beat Liquid 2-0, beat Vivo Keyd 2-0 for fun, beat Gambit 3-0 (they allowed an extra map because of the "jett" exploit), and beat my asscheeks 5-0.

After re-reading this, I've realized that I'm an idiot. This isn't even a hot take! It's destiny.

Twitch chat is toxic, as expected. If the match gets replayed, well. It's time for the hazmat suits.

I hate to ruin the enjoyment but I simply can't hold back when I play. It will be disappointing to watch the second-best team get absolutely dominated by me, but I'm sure my incredible attractiveness will provide entertainment to some intelligent individuals who are coincidentally mostly female, at the very least.

Brazil teams are usually super hype to watch. I'm crossing my fingers in hopes that Vivo Keyd makes it far in spite of the recent events. I want to see Heat and Mwzera vs Derke and Doma, or Scream and Nivera.

nAts probably, but Magnum has looked incredible so far too.

just lose and beat VK again, 4Head.

Sentinel, the team or the agent type?

yes. /thread.

Don't worry Milan. I'll play instead of Liquid. 1v5. The other team (most likely crazy raccoon, who're we kidding?) will never see it coming.

I heckin' love TenZ, BatChest.

2021 is the last chance for Brazil. In 2022, Crazy Raccoon will hit level 25 and max friendship, and level up into Crazy Zigzagoon. At that point, there's no hope left for any regions.

Unfortunately, all their designers were working on creating big brimmy