i know that he is old. I'm asking why

Serious question: why is he so old?

how much would you have won, if Sen won it?

PepeLaugh ellos no saben

Red Bull is a big sponsor

VLR.gg boasts the greatest North Korean population of every social media website. True diversity has no borders

https://clips.twitch.tv/TastyPerfectTortoiseBIRB-fzIWzM9rKmpvtVFg

stolen from reddit post but still funny

I was asking someone to make a real twitter account for the turret.

To be fair, I think that makes sense. No competitor would ever want to play in this kind of environment. However, it just falls on deaf ears after the ruckus they instigated.

Vivo Keydn't

NOT A FAN OF SENTINELS, BUT
#ZOMBSNATION>BRONZIL

220 million people rolled by turret KEKW

LMFAOO someone actually needs to make a shitpost twitter account for the turret

kkkkkkk

learn to use death threat no jutsu

100%* success rate!

*only applicable in rounds where you've already cheated

Update: After seeing the horrendous performance continue in Map 2, Richard Lewis has decided to accept the bribe and abandon Vivo Keyd

jHOW are you so bad

Yours Lovingly
queueK

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title is all that is needed.

@Brazil cringe + ratio + shit region

I've never been this interested in a group stage. From the incredible skill displayed in unexpectedly great matchups: Fnatic vs VS, C9 vs VS, and Liquid vs Sen to name a few.

To the absolute shitshow motivating me to watch the minor regions - #justiceforkeyd. What I didn't expect is genuinely good play from these minor regions. Even Brazil, despite being mald inducing on social media, showed great Valorant play. The initial Keyd vs Acend upset was fantastic, although sadly tainted by the actions of their fans. Secret's great play against Gambit, and X10's current game against Keyd is amazing.

Already, it's been amazing. I can only imagine how it will be in the playoff stage. And, possibly a Worlds-esque opening ceremony for the final!?

X10 hasn't even unleashed their full potential. BR7Z1L got rolled by their C team, for fucks sake.

You, and I cannot even comprehend how good the main team (X10A) are.

🤣

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least coping Brazil fan

Reports have come in that the Brunein oligarchs behind the Crit organization, which recently merged with X10, have actually attempted to bribe Vivo Keyd. The asked for them to lose close matches, 13-11 and 13-11. The amount offered numbers in the millions, in USD. The transaction was to take place through the trade of #justiceforkeyd NFTs, and therefore remain untraceable. It was the perfect scam.

However, they couldn't possibly have predicted that Vivo Keyd would lose not 13-11, but 13-6. As a result of their atrocious performance, Richard Lewis and his gremlins uncovered this scandal and are currently working on a report. It should be released next month. Just like the other ESIC report, which has been delayed more than Cypberpunk 2077.

Post explanation: every user who replies to this post unironically will forever be outed as a HLTV user. In other words, a supporter of pedophilia, active enjoyer of necrophilia, and ejaculates to autozoophillia on the daily.

Netero has created this post to cleanse the VLR forums of the toxic waste hidden within.

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As co-CEO of
@VivoKeyd esports and Brazilian I truly would like to see this kind of behavior be punished accordingly. It can not happen! Esports is about respect, passion, love. Disrepect 220 million people, a lot of them living in poverty is unaceptable.

CAN'T SPELL BR7Z1L WITHOUT 7-1

so true! Forsaken should get unbanned while we're at it. Just need to send a death threat here, a death threat there.

no, it's because he spent all the energy going fucking nuclear on twitter

sadge that he is leaving to OW. hopefully it implodes sooner than expected and he comes back

can't believe they got robbed out of masters 3, berlin. Can't believe it was for the same glitch Vivo Keyd used. Can't believe they didn't get a rematch

Can't believe they are currently slapping the shit out of Vivo Keyd

report x10 for fucking Vivo Keyd in the ass, without consent

my boy TenZ really got a negative score on a test where it's impossible to lose points. Actually, it might be because he is -1 years old.

testosterone overdose - literally at risk of death from being a googolchad

true

I'm afraid to type something, and they think I'm threatening someone to death

from another thread

both have 20, or combined they have 20?

Fortunately, Zombs' ballsack is so massive it's currently being studied by hundreds of scientists worldwide for being a medical anomaly.

95 average or combined?

Predict the IQ of every pro player! I'll start:

Boaster - 130
Deffo - at least 2

2022 = 2020 2

TSM comeback confirmed
G2 delete EMEA
Another VS 100 winstreak

Damn, really? My condolences to your and your family. I'm sure you can power through these tough times.

Or should I say Krüptonite

That is my haiku
Except it is in reverse
Stop stealing my stuff

Use 5-7-5.
This is for haikus only
Please heed this advice

I heckin' love TenZ
His aim is extremely crisp.
TSM play when?

tsm superpower 2022

save the prickposting for shitpost threads, this is genuinely interesting stuff.