pkSqueegee
Flag: Canada
Registered: July 27, 2022
Last post: June 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Posts: 345
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is he bald irl? or is it just a bald cap he wears on stage?

posted about a year ago

can we do this every game?

posted about a year ago

plz god not koi

posted about a year ago

you're telling me this man will be a free agent on monday?

posted about a year ago

flair 💀
flag 💀💀💀

posted about a year ago

who says no?

posted about a year ago

:3

posted about a year ago

bleed esports

posted about a year ago

david clears

posted about a year ago

idk some weeb shit ig

posted about a year ago

Professor P

posted about a year ago

waht doing???

posted about a year ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ who cars?

posted about a year ago

-chet
+anyone else it could be a homeless man off the streets of LA they would still get results with this playing talent omfg

posted about a year ago

what doing?

posted about a year ago

looks very nice but i wont be buying it (i am poor)

posted about a year ago

get his ass

posted about a year ago

y0y

posted about a year ago

every valorant tournament is a mickey mouse tournament (except for the one where the team that I like from my region won)!

posted about a year ago

who?

posted about a year ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted about a year ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted about a year ago

wedid might be the goat

posted about a year ago

-fortnite fraud
+monyet

posted about a year ago

still won more recently than yay

posted about a year ago

retired months ago and still won a series more recently than yay

posted about a year ago

don't let this distract you from the fact that DFM won a game before y0y did.

posted about a year ago

dfm so good they invented time travel to go back and win madrid.

posted about a year ago

You are playing against Sentinels.

You do not ban Split because you can counter it.

Sentinels instantly pick Split.

You lose against Sentinels.

You ban Split next time you play against Sentinels because you're not stupid.

posted about a year ago

-apoth
+sonofcar

if potter can turn lemon1 into the best player in the world she can do it with car

posted about a year ago

a good nap tbh
those boys are jet lagged as fuck

posted about a year ago

they've lost to
GenG
T1
Secret

they've won against
GE
GE
GE

posted about a year ago

this roster beat y0y

posted about a year ago

Flex: Ethan
Duelist: Asuna
Initiator: Hiko
Sentinel: BabyJ
Smokes/igl: ec1s
Coach: Jovi

posted about a year ago

how are you gonna have a fnatic flair and hate icebox?

posted about a year ago

You are playing against Sentinels.

You do not ban Split because you can counter it.

Sentinels instantly pick Split.

You lose against Sentinels.

You ban Split next time you play against Sentinels because you're not stupid.

posted about a year ago

bang
less
hfmi0dzjc9z7

posted about a year ago

depends.
100T or EG? probably not.
C9? absolutely not

posted about a year ago

because turok, s0m, and fenis said so.

posted about a year ago

only beat teams from a meme region. loud at least beat chinese teams who have shooters, Eu is just shit.

posted about a year ago

if loud didn't play worse than gen g, they would've played better than them!

posted about a year ago

he plays against FNC right? or is it NRG?

posted about a year ago

need him to treat me like he treats his desk 😳

posted about a year ago

I hear he spends extra long in the shower on game days. Its helps him clear his mind before he goes on stage.

posted about a year ago

-b00sti0
-b0ng

+babyj
+ec1s

posted about a year ago

bald

posted about a year ago

demon1 drops 100 🐐🐐🐐

posted about a year ago
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