david clears
| Flag: | Canada |
| Registered: | July 27, 2022 |
| Last post: | February 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM |
| Posts: | 335 |
-chet
+anyone else it could be a homeless man off the streets of LA they would still get results with this playing talent omfg
looks very nice but i wont be buying it (i am poor)
every valorant tournament is a mickey mouse tournament (except for the one where the team that I like from my region won)!
Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"
Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.
I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.
Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"
Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.
I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.
wedid might be the goat
retired months ago and still won a series more recently than yay
don't let this distract you from the fact that DFM won a game before y0y did.
dfm so good they invented time travel to go back and win madrid.
You are playing against Sentinels.
You do not ban Split because you can counter it.
Sentinels instantly pick Split.
You lose against Sentinels.
You ban Split next time you play against Sentinels because you're not stupid.
-apoth
+sonofcar
if potter can turn lemon1 into the best player in the world she can do it with car
they've lost to
GenG
T1
Secret
they've won against
GE
GE
GE
Flex: Ethan
Duelist: Asuna
Initiator: Hiko
Sentinel: BabyJ
Smokes/igl: ec1s
Coach: Jovi
how are you gonna have a fnatic flair and hate icebox?
You are playing against Sentinels.
You do not ban Split because you can counter it.
Sentinels instantly pick Split.
You lose against Sentinels.
You ban Split next time you play against Sentinels because you're not stupid.
bang
less
hfmi0dzjc9z7
depends.
100T or EG? probably not.
C9? absolutely not
only beat teams from a meme region. loud at least beat chinese teams who have shooters, Eu is just shit.
if loud didn't play worse than gen g, they would've played better than them!
he plays against FNC right? or is it NRG?
I hear he spends extra long in the shower on game days. Its helps him clear his mind before he goes on stage.
demon1 drops 100 🐐🐐🐐
steel drops 50
so true king, 100T and NRG should be going instead of PRX and FPX
no thats y0y (washed btw). the 🐐 demon1 IS going to madrid.
1.demon1 🐐
2.ethan
3.crashies
4.victor
5.iceman 🥶
6.yay
7.ardiis
8.leo
9.chronicle
10.mako
WTF ? 🤬UR TELLING ME THE 🐐 DEMON1 WONT BE AT MASTERS MADRID???? DOGSHIT FORMAT LEO FARIO SHOULD BE KILLED!!!!!11!!!!!!!!11!!!!one!!!!!
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