pkSqueegee
Flag: Canada
Registered: July 27, 2022
Last post: January 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Posts: 334
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bad fit, too much hair

posted 4 months ago

congrats to the ascend players for being alive

posted 4 months ago

big if true

posted 4 months ago

are all the ascend players even still alive?

posted 4 months ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 4 months ago

is dead. how does this affect louds legacy?

posted 4 months ago

l0ss

posted 4 months ago

title

posted 5 months ago

restricted FA? they expect someone to PAY for yay in big 2024?

posted 5 months ago

how did y'all get that sexy?

posted 5 months ago

d) im deeply miserable and i hate seeing people enjoying popular things

posted 5 months ago

y0y

posted 5 months ago

shut the FUCK up

posted 5 months ago

w team. yay even playing his best position

posted 5 months ago

100T ewok pls bro imagine the memes

posted 5 months ago

for every time biank took the 3rd seed chinese team to playoffs at champs,

I'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

posted 5 months ago

the bald guy on sentinels

posted 5 months ago

its 3 Chileans and 2 Brazilians, but they played in LATAM north? anybody know why?

posted 5 months ago

berlin masterclass incoming

posted 5 months ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 5 months ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 5 months ago

you must be mistaken. there is no cum in the copypasta im talking about, only salted caramel lattes.

posted 5 months ago

i WILL be posting the sacy copypasta.

posted 5 months ago

i think bren and sideshow just experienced what happens to every british man when he turns 26

posted 6 months ago

W stache, no?

posted 6 months ago

100T BabyJ

posted 6 months ago

mine is heroin

posted 6 months ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 6 months ago

2023 KC 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

posted 6 months ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 6 months ago

all of c9 is washed (except maybe oxy)

posted 6 months ago

i mean c9 have already shown that they're willing to kick runi. xeppaa has somehow survived every iteration of c9 since 2021. the last time c9 accomplished anything of note shahzam was still considered a world class igl. xeppaa must have dirt on jack etienne or something, no other explanation as to why he's still on the team.

posted 6 months ago

i dont think he should be playing for c9 next year. or any t1 team for that matter.

posted 6 months ago

he died (self-suck accident) :(

posted 6 months ago

bro wants to get back to CS asap

posted 6 months ago

bro was drowning out there

posted 6 months ago

what?

posted 6 months ago

oh wow that is so cool thank you!

posted 6 months ago

is he bald irl? or is it just a bald cap he wears on stage?

posted 6 months ago

can we do this every game?

posted 7 months ago

plz god not koi

posted 7 months ago

you're telling me this man will be a free agent on monday?

posted 7 months ago

flair πŸ’€
flag πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted 8 months ago

who says no?

posted 8 months ago

:3

posted 8 months ago

bleed esports

posted 8 months ago

david clears

posted 8 months ago
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