must have mistaken me for a kru fan

true, he emptied it all on na's "finest", i should have taken my chance sooner

Have you guys seen Boaster play? He's like a modern day bard weaving stories and spells with his words as he obliterates the enemy team. It's like he's not even playing VALORANT, he's just up there on stage performing some kind of twisted one man show for our entertainment i mean who needs to aim when you can just charm your enemies into submission?

One time i was playing against Boaster and his team and we were getting destroyed. We coudln't hit a shot to save our lives, and Boaster was just laughing the whole time. I mean who laughs while they're playing a competitive game??? It was like he was in on some secret joke that we just couldnt understand. And then, out of nowhere he started rapping. Yes, RAPPING(???) He started spitting bars about the game about us about our moms. And you know what? We all just stopped playing and started clapping. Itwas like he had cast some kind of divine spell over us and we were powerless to resist

But here's the kicker, we still lost the game. Boaster's team was just playing normally while he was up there rapping and we were all distracted. It was like he didnt even need to play the game, he just needed to entertain us and we would bend to his will. It was a humbling experience to say the least. I realised that Boaster isn't just a pro player, he's a performance artist, a master of manipulation, a true genius of VALORANT

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Who is boaster? For the Na fans, he is rent free. For the Br fans, he is their nightmare. For the Apac fans, he is the guilty pleasure. For the Cn fans, he is unknown. For everyone, he is the best igl currently.

edit: creds to GreyDaze

waffling, sh1n is good

vlr mods should do a poll asking who would win between current fnc and "prime" optic and whoever votes optic should be given a "retarded" role so we know who to avoid when we're trying to give some serious takes

Navi and kc go to champs

I wholeheartedly agree

Obviously

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Replace edg with navi

FNC LOUD PRX NAVI

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Kc wouldnt lose a single round on na ascension

made franchising in NA tier 2 squared, what an achievement

for a fraud like trent it is

woohoojin is the best valorant coach and its not even close, his coaching is also completely free

doesnt jollz charge triple that or smth?

dont dare use logic againt vs na fans bro

you need to stop eating cement bro, its not good for you i told you to replace it with drywall💯💯

redgar might clear him if he calls in russian, having to call in english might be making his calls slower which is unlucky

liquid with boaster wouldnt have looked so embarassing btw

known baiter and bullshiter, dont interact boaster both outaims and outcalls fns its not even close

how is it "so clear"💀

whatever helps you sleep at night budday

i feel like you're wrong and that you also upvote your own posts

so mad cause your team lost to fucking nrg while boaster obliterated them, LMAO bro actually thought liquid was a better team cause they won emea league

who's trickaim?

no he wasnt, he was called a bot cause of his aim. Everyone was praising him as being the goat igl. But now that boaster outcalls and outaims almost every igl he's called a bot

"FNS has been been consistently great across multiple iterations of rosters across a long period of tine."
And Boaster hasnt???

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holy shit just watch any FNC breakdown on yt lil bro, raw aim isnt enough to beat the best T1 teams itw, you're just delusional

it is but the guy still has a point

wasnt good at it in the first place

ignoring them isnt enough, boaster clears every igl both in fragging and calling

"individual decision making" you should watch boasters VOD reviw against EG on grandfinals

diffed by the one and only king of icebox DERKE (asuna KEKWWWWW) your opinion is irrelevant to the outcome

except the fact that FNC is known to be one of the most well prepped teams in the world, Boaster has gotten way better with his callign since last year, this years boaster would produce the same results in palce of fns last year and even more

you're the goat

you expect me to believe you've ever read a book?

cant wait for the ammo nerfs to end this shitty region, if they also decide to nerf stinger crashies will go 0-15 every game unlucky

so LOUD got embarrased by FNC while being boosted by their own crowd? Interesting