mrGoudas
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Registered: July 2, 2022
Last post: October 6, 2023 at 11:42 AM
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almost lost to assuna

posted about a year ago

i'll talk to my boys and see what we can do

posted about a year ago

i wholeheartedly agree

posted about a year ago

Aut1st 🗿

posted about a year ago

They would shit on any americas lcq team, thats what i know

posted about a year ago

Scream shits on tenz and zekken ANY day of the week if he isnt igling, also imagine still talking after that embarrassing performance even with the caliber of the players on ur team

posted about a year ago

Navi flairs have a reason to speak, their team is good
SentinL's is shit thats why most sen fans are hiding

posted about a year ago

Hope this helps

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

😡

posted about a year ago

I recently made an acquisition worth 100 million, here's how i did it

My grandma died and left me 100 million

posted about a year ago

It is in fact truly over..

posted about a year ago

Goudas

posted about a year ago

How many rounds is optic gonna get?

posted about a year ago

Bro thought 1thieves would qual 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️

posted about a year ago

Where lower bracket 🤣🤣🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

I wholeheartedly agree

posted about a year ago

Cause u have to respect the grind

posted about a year ago

Step 1:

Save a million euros per year

Step2:

Do this for a thousand years

💯 💶 💯 💶 💯

posted about a year ago

I would have given up on nrg aswell

posted about a year ago

Leaf always chokes when it matters unlucky

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

All i see is dephh outfragging saucy and t0nz

posted about a year ago

They are not looking solid

posted about a year ago

Lost me at keep tenz

posted about a year ago

The difference is fnc have a good igl and a good coach

posted about a year ago

Not a big achievement

posted about a year ago

Sinatra wouldn't save sentinels

posted about a year ago

he should pass out

posted about a year ago

c9 champs contenders :clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown::clown:

posted about a year ago

shut the fuck up

posted about a year ago

i wholeheartedly agree

posted about a year ago

kcorp would decimate c9(second most overrated team itw)

posted about a year ago

1v3 peek 1 by 1

average*

posted about a year ago

skrapy coco?

posted about a year ago

kru are the goats

posted about a year ago

they could win lock/in since fnc chocked 2 maps but they wont beat tokyo or champs fnc imo

posted about a year ago

average c9 supporter

posted about a year ago

shao had the highest peak we've seen in valorant

posted about a year ago

Delulu

posted about a year ago

That could work aswell, then u can let pancada return to loud again

posted about a year ago

Sentinels need a good igl instead of marved, after they find a good igl (that plays sentinels preferably) find a replacement for tenz and put pancada on smokes

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

Aut1st 🗿

posted about a year ago

Delusional baiters, they cant take in the fact that boaster owns them

posted about a year ago

They are never adding icebox back as long as lotus or bind is still in the map pool, would be too unfair 🤣

posted about a year ago

Boostio

posted about a year ago

Delusional boaster is top2 mechanically on igl

posted about a year ago

Imagine if pearl goes out and we get icebox, fnc is probably the reason riot wont do that 🤣

posted about a year ago

This honestly looks like it came out of ms paint

posted about a year ago
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