Deadlock so my teammates cant play it
| Flag: | Albania |
| Registered: | July 2, 2022 |
| Last post: | October 6, 2023 at 11:42 AM |
| Posts: | 3165 |
Deadlock so my teammates cant play it
FNC NAVI PRX LOUD are the contenders for me
Thats not very nice though
Im very well known and extremely respected around these parts
Does revolutionized viper gameplay mean leaving mid on split uncontested every round?
I can confidently say that you're indeed the one who wrote that
emea https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/df0ee567
botmericas https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/8a48dbec
you're already shit, unlucky
blud doesn't know about leaf malicious :skull:
can we get a competitive racism mode riot
maybe vk needed to abuse bug cam to win against acend
What free speech are you talking about? Are you mentally handicapped? Its his twitch channel, his twitch chat and he does whatever the fuck he wants, stop using big boi words while having a single digit iq
Debatable, one thing's for sure tho, its either prx or fnc na aint winning
And eu will win champs
"Sliggy abuse apologist" how about you shut the fuck up?
Optic had the best players on na in the same team and what did they achieve? 1 masters win when emea was heavily nerfed, nt tho
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Come back to this after champs
Jesus wont make nrg win a tournament either :skull:
Woohoojin goat content creator
Retarded take, some people just want to try new games for fun or they dont have a lot of time to play cause of work n stuff, no reason for a radiant streamer who's o ly content is smurfing to ruin their games
Kcorp -> Scream
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