https://imgur.com/a/VrRk7mp

actually its 6 figures in maryland at the end of the month... this is my last push

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hr7G_3EoKe4

Mikes should have let me help him instead of unfriending me. Hard to feel bad when someone treats you badly, eh?

people got clout for being good at valorant... what do you think the desperation levels are of the average internet gamer?

twitter and reddit matter to riot.

nobody trying to hear me rap either fam... just want 100 page beats.

There's also nothing telling you that you can't destroy the shield and then reposition. Do you know how much time you have before you see the center of their body? That shield sticks out like a gut. For some reason there's a lot of all-in'ing in Valorant when its not necessary or the optimal move.

The revolving door was only open during the first season.

goat

JUMP!

Okay look, if mCE's aim looks like this : https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2444320217 then I will forever keep my mouth shut.

chances are minimal given the general unfounded view on me. not a single person, no matter how much they shit on me, whether podcast or at an international scale, reached out at any point to see the document, to check to see if they were right about the document... every person just assumed the linear narrative was correct. Who would of thought it would be coming from an anti-bullying community such as Valorant. shockface

FRESH MEAT!

Do you think there is a gray area?

LOL... also detained? you're not even using the right language. I CANT STAND THIS COMMUNITY LOL

https://imgur.com/a/n0CW917 :)

Movies are being made these days with the intention of being a background movie while people use their phones.

Isn't living in the future fun!

True. You don't want to confuse a community that has poor reading comprehension and blindly follows any person that was here in the beginning. Valorant is the only community that has been able to get rid of all grifters, snake oil salesmen/women, narcissists and cronies. I think Anna Donlon deserves the medal of freedom.

I hate to type this but your dash is a little short. It's a double dash :)

Nope, just the people around here are very sensitive. And the tell for chatgpt is the long dashes. No one uses those other than chatgpt lol.

This community is never improving. We are getting the same boring stuff over and over.

Hi Chatgpt :)

I can't wait for Sunday.

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Homework: https://www.bookey.app/quote-book/the-emperor%27s-new-clothes

o7, gonna miss u too. take the crown lil guy.

agreed, but i will make one last push for the sake of the vlr community

Big week. If it doesn't go my way, I'm creating a giant thread to lift the community out of intellectual poverty and dipping on video games in general. This should make some of you happy :)

I bet you even tried to use chatgpt this time ben.

Again, assumption.

And I'm guessing this is an uncleben alt account at this point. Folds under pressure every time. Backs out like coward, every time. Claims he is baiting... lets do it together... every time.

Every time I respond no one every writes back...

A gorilla eats for 8.5 hours of the day to produce 9.5k calories or so. Every fight will run a range of probably 800-1200 calories. If I have a 100 humans, I order them from weakest to strongest. I then space out the attacks and send in the weakest ones first.

While the weak ones are doing weak human things, everyone else is out eating the surrounding food supply.

For the gorilla the onslaught never stops. Each successful kill leads to stronger enemies. I don't know if you've seen how hyenas fight but it can be very difficult to overcome once you are tired.

At the worst, person 80ish, would end up killing an exhausted and unreplenished gorilla.

I don't know why were using roman numerals...

1. I was helping by making the distinction for you so you wouldn't make the mistake that you did. " you irrelevantly attack the person" Reading comprehension is certainly relevant but hey... maybe this is a conversation with chatgpt since were getting weird mixing of roman numerals and lists.
2. Focusing on the tejo missiles
   (this should be a letter not a bullet point if were using roman numerals) https://www.txst.edu/philosophy/resources/fallacy-definitions/straw-person.html
3. Your inability to decipher things is not my problem. You can call anything anyone writes vague. The normal human response is to pose a question. Not criticize. Once again these argument are so hollow and so shallow. I barely need to dip my foot in to completely obliterate them.
4. You go to great lengths to write these pseudo-intellectual contrarians responses and some how miss the most basic things. Functional fixedness is an implied use. For example, Cypher trips being the initial drip in our waterfall has led the entire community to believe that every sentinel must have similar abilities that mirror trips. I know you gotta go an extra step here... but you thinking that tejo missiles are used for delay comes from the drip of post-plant lineups. You say it in your argument. When you attack me when you do not have a proficient understanding in the subject you are debating, it looks contrarian as your concepts and principles that you are arguing for are incorrect. It makes it difficult for me to believe you actually take these positions, hence the trolling comment.

I'm sorry that you think debating your way through this is producing something positive but we do not have the same level of understanding. And you are questioning me from a place of hollow authority. My steam account is probably older than you and I'm sorry that you haven't experienced that experience is the true guide of knowledge. You probably get offended by this comment but you'll understand someday or maybe not.

If you had it, invested it... bronzehands

Your heroes never are.

Things you push away, tend to come back...

Things you pull closer to you, tend to go away...

It's just physics.

(stolen from someone smart on tiktok)

FNS should let me aim coach for him.

https://playvalorant.com/en-us/news/game-updates/tejo-man-of-action/

Unfortunately I do not see "they wanted to add an initiator that lowers the skill gap with current initiators and create more forward play" in this document.

"“Drones typically give a lot of baseline value of information gathering, but we wanted to give this drone a little spin where the information is secondary, and the effect of suppressing an enemy is why you take this drone over others,” Cousart noted."

"Tejo’s abilities, which revolve around flushing out enemies, consist of 3 outputs: information gathering, damage, and concuss effects. “There’s a lot to consider and be careful about when deciding the output of an ability. Damage as an output is a lot more permanent than a concuss or a flash. It’s worthwhile to explore though and I think we’ve landed in a pretty good spot but that’s one we’ll need to keep a really sharp eye,” stated Ryan “Rycou” Cousart."

... people just say whatever they want these days. No one spot checks their bullshit.

You're trolling. This isn't ad hominem, this is an insult, your reading comprehension is really poor.

This is just a lot of useless sentences. You're arguing stuff you don't know about and once again attacking my arguments with no evidence or even counterpoints that make sense. You're just being contrarian.

"Your logic doesn't really follow, tejo was meant to be a response to the post-plant meta by having arguably the best post-plant delay ability?"

• You didn't actually read what I wrote above. You only picked the part you wanted to argue against. Strawman.
• " The drone suppresses because you're supposed to use it to stop people from doing post plants line-ups. The Salvos very much a similar vein for places like Sunset main where people would go and hide."

https://youtu.be/UY86fE68WHk?t=42

What is the ability through line in your eyes for Tejo? How does Tejo change the game? Why do you think that they gave Tejo a longer drone with a suppression? Why do you think that Tejo has spot specific utility and an ultimate that covers a distance that is roughly the same with typical lineup spots?

Must be coincidence... no way we could ever speculate... we just can't see the true genius behind Riot's decisions... come on bro... dont pretend to be smart and then stop there...

"Also, the issue isn't functional fixedness. You're applying your own reasoning to something and assuming no one else is even thinking binary."

• No offense but this sentence doesn't make sense. I have eyes. I watch VCT. I see the binary usage. You cannot tell me that VCT pro players do not use drone as a Sova drone. You're once again just being contrarian.

" I'm not going to say my logic is more sound for why riot added tejo, I don't think speculation and presumption will get this anywhere, I don't agree with your framework on why tejo was added but I can disagree respectfully."

• Come on... Once again, it's an ipad... its a drone with supression... at some point I have the intellect to extrapolate meaning. Just because you can't doesn't mean it's not possible.

me + 4

me

I'm confused by your response. You called it Ad hominem but then agreed with me.

And you just said "they wanted to add an initiator that lowers the skill gap with current initiators and create more forward play." I'm missing the reasons from this. I provided reasons, you just said agent, lowers skill gap and..................

the beauty of being vague

Little Prince

no

Tejo is a reaction to post-plant meta from Riot. The drone suppresses because you're supposed to use it to stop people from doing post plants line-ups. The Salvos very much a similar vein for places like Sunset main where people would go and hide.

Nah instead people are complaining that teams are blind Salvoing and you're too stupid to not stand on islands and complain about hurricanes.

Was Tejo dumb? yes. Is his kit overpowered? absolutely not.

Anyone interested in a conversation about Tejo? I'm going to start making threads on VLR that just say...

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Functional fixedness is a cognitive bias that makes it difficult to see alternative uses for objects beyond their intended purpose. It's a form of mental block that limits creative problem-solving by restricting individuals from thinking about objects in novel ways. This bias can hinder innovation and impede our ability to find unconventional solutions to problems.

ely's hate for me is so intense it will never happen

and...

Tinfoil hat theory: Smurfs and cheaters get matched against each other to keep queue times down. They have similar stats and the queue can't tell the difference.