I decided to make a parody of this

1) This metric is only slightly above average which means you're bad
2) You're not using this gun which means you're bad
3) You're not using these other guns either which means you're bad
4) Go play a different role, the one you're playing is bad
5) You're not winning more than 50% of your 50/50s which means you're bad

Galasataray as well

DFM 2023

I kinda like mine tbh. It's probably the familiarity

Guys let's downvote all this guy's posts so he never gets 4 stars

Note: this list assumes the current roster is the one that last played a match for the team (just for convenience's sake)

Also I did this list in one go so it might not be 100% accurate but it's pretty close

🟠 LOUD
🟢 KC
🔴 TE
🟠 G2
🔴 DRG
🟠 LEV
🔵 DFM
🔴 FPX
🔵 RRQ
🟠 EG
🟠 100T
🔴 EDG
🔵 PRX
🟠 NRG
🟢 TL
🔴 BLG
🟠 MIBR
🟢 M8
🔴 JDG
🟢 KOI
🟢 FUT
🟢 GX
🔵 T1
🟢 BBL
🟢 VIT
🔴 WOL
🟢 TH
🔵 GEN
🔴 TEC
🟢 FNC
🟠 FUR
🔵 TLN
🔴 AG
🔵 TS
🔵 DRX
🟢 NAVI
🔴 TYL
🔵 ZETA
🟠 KRU
🔴 NOVA
🟠 SEN
🔵 GE
🟠 C9
🔵 BLD

döner kebab

I highly recommend you do the same

Oh, nice! What career do you think you're going into?

If they're running N4RRATE Cypher on Sunset, then you could probably expect johnqt to play flash initiator on this map

(Or N4RRATE's just filling)

This is honestly a good roster

Danzón No. 2 by Artúro Márquez

I thought so too, but turns out no. The first was on map 1, and the other two were on map 3

Wait until Newgrounds adds streaming

Nice ace

How did you spawn with a downvote on your first post ever

This feels like a consolation prize but ykw I'll take it

I'm throwing hands (and they're not mine)

1. trexx (no capital letter in name)
2. AslanM4Shadow (capital letter in name... ardiis is all lowercase btw)
3. jas (no capital letter in name)
4. nzr (no capital letter OR number in name)
5. kamyk (no capital letter in name)

If this isn't it I'm throwing hands

Me too, especially if Neon is still meta on a lot of maps

Watch him get Primmie'd

Depends on your first language but yeah, it's not too difficult for the most part

This is probably not where the alias came from but I like to think dantedeu5 is a direct reference to deadmau5

Wild guess, but I think he might wanna spend more time with his fiancée

Eh. Fair enough

You're in NA?

Idk if this changes your perspective but the season starts in January

Very very good choice. I have a friend who went to UBC for computer science last year and he loved it there

Did you see the +6 in the screenshot

Good question, actually

1. There's a bigger chance TenZ is part of the +6 than he's being dropped
2. My friend is currently jetlagged and has been for at least a full week

Remember what TH and KC were like in 2023? Just because a team is bad one year, doesn't mean they'll be bad the next, especially if they're making several changes

When you say respectfully and then swear at him it kinda cancels it out

Why not the Harbor comp? I mean, they just lost to it

I like watching Asuna's aim (when it works, of course) purely because of how uniquely chaotic it is

Attack: I'll usually use it for the site exec itself. If we're rotating, then it depends... if it's a matter of beating the other team to the open site, then I will, but otherwise I'll save it, especially if it's a quiet rotation in which case there's no point in using it anyway.

Defense: if it's a rush on the other site, I'll use it to rotate because it gets me there that one extra second earlier, which could be enough to change the outcome of the round. If I know that second doesn't matter, then I'll either save it for when the team is going to retake OR just on a whim (whenever I feel combat stim is useful).

I miss the old username too but if he wants to switch then we gotta accept it at some point

n1cf? When has he ever done that?

Guys can we all just collectively agree to stop responding to amovie/meanie threads please and thank you

Watch them play Deadlock Vyse on Sunset or something

Interesting ok

🤭

Most orgs are waiting for Ascension to end to pick up new players. Interesting that CN doesn't seem keen on dropping literally any players before that happens, though

Someone has sredaphobia

Bump!
TL // -eMIL*
https://x.com/LiquidValorant/status/1833900732082192616

I've never tested for ADHD, autism, nor schizophrenia but I have major signs of all three. Not sure if it's the biggest deal in the world if true, but it would explain a lot of things about myself.

It is Wednesday, my dude

👋😶
(I ain't tellin' y'all nothin')

Fair enough

50 ACS?