Alfajer is now objectively better, many thanks to Team Vitality

Mods, Tejo ult his house

Replaced the capital I with a lowercase L

I want Prime Vandal to be a real thing just so I can have one of those energy beam crystal things. Idk what I'd use it for but it'd be a really sick to have

Understandable, NV don't have any games lately

According to this, Kickoff should kick off (pun intended) early January
https://cdn.sanity.io/images/dsfx7636/news_live/c66a3825159cb81be6674eebfba30a242ddbeb91-3840x2160.jpg

Bro counted all of them

Depends on how big the bag is

100 Thieves
Probably something stupid
Who cares

They're rebuilding around hiro Ruxic

I'm struggling to think of any pistol clutches off the top of my head

Only one that's coming to mind is that Primmie one in his first round in VCT

PROFEK duelist
Chronicle perma Yoru
Derke recon
Jamppi smokes
Sayonara senti

#4 is far right

Tejo was THIS YEAR bro you CANNOT be this forgetful

https://i.imgur.com/SrQWeES.png

Retired in 2022
Playing in NORTH//EAST with the occasional CN Ascension appearance
Retired after leaving Vitality
Assistant coach on Motiv
Haven't played a game since mid-2022
Was on M80 until they disbanded, I'd assume he's LFT right now but I honestly dk

What success? You could've had 0 ADR and still would've won

On Chamber??

16% HS on Chamber????

This isn't even the best Harbor Icebox clutch

Yeah we all fw you bro

I recommend learning the Guardian first before you learn the Sheriff. Guardian is just a better, more forgiving Sheriff with an ADS tbh

Demon1's Russian, not German

You've actually got me curious, I'll give it to you

±100 pages?

Rb Cubert??? @Hades_Loves_Rb thoughts?

I had high hopes for Solarex :'(

-46 rr across 2 games, first game is a blatant smurf on the enemy team, second game is an underperformance due to poor morale

Do we just not remember 2024 100T? Bro was an immovable object on Icebox

Bro got a gunbuddy for being a cute catboy 😭😭😭😭😭 I CAN'T

I went to one of the UQF days during Masters Toronto (I saw the FNC Ascent comp debut with that one Alfajer 4K in Heaven on Ascent) but that's pretty much it

Couldn't go to any others because my friends were too busy and I didn't wanna go alone yk

That's awful wth

There goes any chance of him finding a team this offseason :(

I'd agree but last year people were saying Deryeon's ace was the best of the year

Somehow this was never in the talk for best ace of the year

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All you need to know about Amygdala30 is he's an Elysium alt

M1xwell Minny Wolfen Enzo Kicks

Absolute cinema

Dybala over Di María is absurd

a) how do you cross the gulch?
b) which of the two bases are you stealing from?
c) is the gulch filled with blood or something?

My personal all-time top 5 is Saadhak, Dantedeu5, and then any 3 of nzr/Klaus/rubkkoide/Neon

DaveeyS Colombian
Shyy Chilean

The first half of this reads like one of those corny YouTube trying-to-be-cinematic video essay intros with the stock music in the background and the narrator an octave lower than usual

Proceeded to win Madrid

T1 won Red Bull Home Ground, proceeded to win Bangkok
Paper Rex won Valorant Radiant Asia Invitational, proceeded to win Toronto
NRG won SOOP, proceeded to win Paris

And people say offseason doesn't matter

Thought more teams would be looking at MENA... Karmine Corp are but it's just RA'AD

Jerry my goat

It's nice that they kept it civil

But my point is, isn't this old news? Why dig it back up now?

What if we lock you in the micebox (a room full of rats)

Didn't they break up ages ago?

From what I can tell, 67 for Gen Alpha is kinda like E for Gen Z

Funny to them, unfunny to everyone else, basically no meaning behind it