Wait Fayde is XLG's coach??
Yeah no XLG already won Ascension ggs

This is true. Another idea would be somehow getting your org on board—if you can convince them you're a team that has a serious shot at winning Ascension then who knows? They might not be so opposed to the idea of leaving GC in a bid to try to get into the highest level of play. And if that doesn't work, then you can always come back to GC through open qualifiers (which should be a breeze if you're a well-established team)

"Schizophrenia is a mental disorder characterized by hallucinations, delusions, disorganized thinking and behavior, and flat or inappropriate affect. Symptoms develop gradually and typically begin during young adulthood and are never resolved."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asia%E2%80%93Pacific
Geographically it is, but in Valo maybe not (albeit it was until the start of this year)

He said APAC, which technically includes China

I'd argue ZmjjKK at Tokyo, tbh

He was Oxygen's flex player during NA Challengers this year

Rare Atom isn't that good, tbh. At least not nearly as good as they were in 2023
But yeah Q9 is genuinely a great team and I hope they do well in Ascension

Sacy would 100% be replacing C0M in this scenario imo. Not really sure why a recon initiator would ever replace a flex player, but maybe there's something I'm missing

Lowkey, Rare Atom

Probably not. If you wanna go with someone from SEN's run in Madrid, you'd almost surely have to go zekken

Average Deyah W

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Oh that's sick!

El Clásico. If you're gonna be picky enough to correct something as meaningless as that, at the very least add the accent

Maybe. Wouldn't blame you, though. If you live with something your whole life it becomes kinda hard to find it cool

Yes Clucker that's very cool

Tbf if someone was half-Pakistani half-Chinese I'd think that's pretty cool (yes, they have a border... depending on who you ask, I guess)

No, I didn't see that tournament... stats are all I really have to go off of
But yeah ofc nAts was better nAts is the goat

I think the offseason has only been two weeks and it's way too early to judge these things

Half-Greek half-Albanian is pretty cool ngl

Didn't he have a 1.44 KD and 1.33 rating² that tournament?

Only 2 people responded and neither of them called you anything

Switching flags from Greece to Albania is diabolical

A stack of printer paper (they legally can't kill me until I eat all 500 sheets)

The only things I smoke are Heaven and CT

Edit: man, Aayan thought of it first, wp

When you feel that way, I recommend you just stop for a bit. Take a break, do something else you enjoy. VALORANT is a game so if you're not having fun then there's zero reason to be playing.

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Oh I didn't see tier 2 LOL

Sorted by experience (i.e. rounds played)

1. LEV Mazino
2. LOUD tuyz
3. G2 valyn
4. NRG s0m
5. PRX f0rsakeN
6. EDG Haodong
7. FPX BerLIN
8. TU KhaaLiD
9. TLN ban
10. SR meL/BLIN monSi

One of the only Vandals in the game where all 4 variants are very good

saadhak my GOAT

You're saying a GC-level team won Champs?

It's the same as the Guardian. Also because canon :)

Okay, hear me out... this is how I'd buff Chamber. I'd give him 2 Trademarks (obviously), but instead of buffing his Rendezvous I'd give him 2.25x zoom on his Headhunter (would make him more of a canonic sniper agent)

The funny part is it fell flat on its face (i.e. screen protector made full direct impact with the ground).

Yeah, idk either

Huh. Funny. When I drop my phone, my phone breaks but my screen protector doesn't (this actually happened once)

I think so, but I'm not entirely sure

https://lineupwizard.gg/valorant

Total Winnings
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Cascades are 7 seconds, and only after you stop them. Otherwise yeah you're completely right

Individually, I agree. I'm moreso talking about the way they'd win Ascension (i.e. playing Phoenix on basically every map that they can)

Riot probably values child labour laws more than public backlash (no matter what you do as a corporation, breaking serious laws like that is almost always a hundred times worse for you)

Was techincally 2 days where I am

I kinda don't want either to win, ngl. Think about it. If PCF win, they're dropping more than half the roster because of age restriction. If CGN win, they'll just be M8 but more lackluster (think back to Ascension 2023 with nataNk popping off). I really wanted TU to win just so we can get some MENA rep in EMEA, but now that they're out, the team I'd want to ascend is Apeks

I lived once. Never again

He's cosplaying nihso

Hate to break it to you but it's been 2 days

Brb boutta type up my VLR retirement announcement, I've had about enough