Responding to #1... you should try Hue

What's the rush? It's the last tier 1 game of 2024

LMAO 😭

#1 is insane, damn. Also I'm pretty sure having a bigger foot is decently common

That first one is crazy, dude

Interesting. Also damn, what'd you do to get half a dozen rowdy kids chasing you?

(P. S. I swear I hear about the wildest things from Jordan, I have a couple Jordanian friends and they all have multiple brutal, illegal, or near-death childhood experiences for some reason)

😭

Thank you for the explanation though, really informative stuff

I get that, only I want to experience life over a thousand years ago in cities like Baghdad and Aleppo. The culture and innovation in that area is so cool—the Golden Age, some call it—and I'd love to experience it myself

This is all super interesting, wow. Kinda wonder what stocks you lost $10K on, because that's a hefty amount of cash

I'm also very obsessive, so I get what that's like. I went through so many intense one-obsession phases as a child it's probably in the hundreds

I'm kinda concerned that you're treating people without valid certification, or that you haven't gotten allergy testing yet to figure that out. But that's nothing next to getting chased by a lion. Like what.

Germany's super nice from what I can tell. Really wanna visit one day

That's fair

Hey, at least it's not deathly 👍

It just progressively gets worse the more I read it 😭
Hope you have a way of dealing with those allergies, my guy

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That's so relatable lol

Danny vs. Zsaber, living on the edge contest

#2 is a crazy skill to have! Also #3 is so sweet, kinda makes me wish I was alive for my parents' :')

Gosh. 2 or 3, which one was more traumatizing?

Really putting the permanent in permanent citizen there, chief

That first one's insane, man, damn.
+I also have a twin sister, so that's hella cool

Did you ever consider stowing away as a kid?

I read 1. and thought "poor you." I then read 3. and now I'm not so sure lmao (I'm sure it was an accident I'm just messin')

Neat!

Everyone share 3 interesting facts about yourself! :)

I'll go first:

1. The last time I was in an aeroplane was a flight from Keflavík in May 2016
2. I've been saying "happy existence anniversary" in place of "happy birthday" for about 4 years now
3. My right leg from the knee down is permanently twisted 15 degrees to the right (I'm fine though)

Mm

It is indeed a terrible day to have eyeballs

https://www.vlr.gg/user/Chronicle
https://www.vlr.gg/180100/babysasuke

Half of everyone had them getting grouped... the other half had them winning the whole thing, usually without losing a game

cauanzin the fragging Breach will just kill everybody

Lowkey they should've just ran that. No duelist comps on every map. LOUD are genuinely good enough to where they could've made Champs like that

That would either mean pANcada senti or Saadhak senti. Even if it's optimal I don't wanna do that to either of them :(

surely

M8 TakaS

They'll do something like drop Less for qck then. Idk, it's LOUD management. Whatever you think is the stupidest thing they can do, they'll probably one up it

Zikz to AC, Potter signed as HC in package deal with jawgemo

Hypoc comes back to casting next year, steel moves to Americas and casts alongside Wyatt

I'm very very very scared they're gonna do something unbelievably stupid like drop tuyz, resign Sacy, and force cauanzin to play duelist

This is pretty valid

I don't really look like any of the pros but my hair looks uncannily alike to cauanzin's

W

Interesting

Got it ty

Context?

You could probably make a career out of this if you really wanted

Skin bundle + anthem didn't cut it this year, I suppose

Great monologue, 9/10

I get that, honestly. If anything, though, I'd cut an hour from gaming time

https://www.vlr.gg/395142/cheasle2-and-gamblenats-come

Trying to figure out what works and what doesn't is half the fun. I recommend opening up ValoPlant, pulling up a blank map, and trying to reimagine what the meta could be as if the map just came out and has never been played before